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Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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I live. I die. I live again!
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I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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Somewhere in Space,
IRN Norico-Class Frigate, Zhongzhu




"God, I can't believe that idiot." Captain Otome Huanan brow tightened as her tail angrily flicked back and forth, "What kind of moron smacks a 'to the tenth power' on the end of a FTL-jump equation?"
"Admiral, you should be so hard on him..." the XO Shenshi weakly mused.
"AND WHY SHOULDN'T I?! THANKS TO THAT FUCKER WE'RE NOW GOING THROUGH UNKOWN SPACE AT THE SPEED OF SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH!"

Otome sank to her chair and put a hand on her forehead, ever since that new guy showed up, anything bad that could happen happened. He managed to dump the entirety of his drink on to her files, dropped a load of ammunition that went off in the corridor like fireworks on drugs, and now this shit. Why would anyone need to add that many zero to a number in the first place?

She sighed, "When will the damn techies find us a new FTL-drive to use?" The vice-admiral opened her mouth but Otome snapped at her saying "It was a rhetorical question."

"Well, on the bright side, we're almost out of FTL." Shenshi sung as she ordered the crew around for the preparations to come out of FTL, "All hands prepare to come out of FTL, resume Sakurite Generators on Captain's go."

Otome expected to see empty space, maybe a meteor or a gas giant or two, but the IRN Zhongzhu got a much larger, explosive surprise. They arrived to see a myriad of railgun blasts and missiles being shot over a gigantic planet, explosions and chaos all around; clearly what ever planet they arrived at wasn't in the best state. Some of the crew asked each other if they should begin shooting too.

"No! We will not start firing off our guns like monkeys with cannons! And where the fuck are we? Shenshi!" Otome shot out of her seat as the puzzled crew looked at the space battle like a very confusing movie.
"Um... Um..." The XO ran her fingers across screens and holopads, looking at starcharts and planetary directories, "Umm... We don't have a name for this planet, its currently listed as 'Astomn-132'."

The bridge fell silent as the fighting paused outside, both sides seemed to be too intrigued on whatever just came out of FTL to shoot at each other. The crew of the Zhongzhu stared at the ships who in turn felt as if they were staring back at them. No one moved, only the gentle hum of machinery and rush of air from the vents broke the silence. The air of tension and surprise was heavier than the oxygen content in the air

"Captain," one of the communications officers finally broke the eternal silence, "We're getting two messages at the same time."
"Patch them through one at a time." Captain Otome sat back down in her chain and straightened her hat as the projector feed opened up to reveal a hulking body speaking to her in some alien language she had not idea what it was. She, along with some other of her cremates tried to talk back but clearly Shintoshi and whatever the giant was speaking didn't mix well. Even one of the engineers who had taught xeno-communication some years earlier had no idea. Despite all of the awkwardness and strange first encounter, they seemed to be along the lines of "friendly giants".

The second time, didn't go too well, they were (most likely) the same race as the being from the first transmission. There was noticeable amounts of un-called for aggressiveness against them which Captain Otome clearly did not appreciate. Perhaps not everyone heard of the concept of being friendly. She barely listened to the creature's ranting as she picked at her nails with one hand while pretending to be interested in what ever the hell he was saying.

"That was a fucking mess." Captain Otome sighed as she put her hat on the end of her armrest, "Alright people, congratulations, we've made first contact with a new race, now lets the the hell out of here, its not like we have any god damn diplomats on board to make this official. Shehshi, bookmark this place and get started on the calculations home to you. Remember, short bursts."
"Roger, Seris, help me with these will ya?" the XO began to write out equations.
"Copy that XO Shenshi." the ship's AI popped up next to him and began the complex calculation process.

As the crew prepared once again to go FTL, the entire ship rocked as a something hit it. Alarms went off as the crew rushed about what the hell was going on.
"Seris! Report!" Otome grabbed on to the edge of her seat the the bridge violently shook.
"We seem to be under fire from one of the sides." Seriz calmly said as ever, "I am afraid I cannot say who though, shall I attempt to hack into the computers of the enemy ships?"
"Fine by me," The captain recovered from the initial shock, "Damage control, how does it look?"
"Starboard side has taken some hits! The shields were at minimal but managed to block off some of the worst. We've sealed off the damaged compartments."
"Alright then," Captain Otome once again put on her hat and adjusted it with her slender hands, "Return fire! If they think they can shoot at the Emperor's finest like scrap metal targets, then we'll show them the strength of the IRN! All hands to arms!"

The crew cheered and rushed to their posts; orders where being shouted, updates where reported, gunners ran to their turrets as they emerged from the ship, and the MAD cannon was being spun up.
"Sakurite Generator out put is at 98%."
"Redirecting Gravitational Well power to main battery."
"Magnetic Coils are warming up, t-minus 2 minutes."
"Reformatting central computer for combat."

The Zhongshu turned towards the starboard side to face the barrage of fire that was still being sustained like a heavy hail storm. With the captain's orders, the MAD cannon fired, piercing through at least on decently sized ship right down the middle and clipping the port side of another. As the main gun reloaded, the batteries opened up as the other side resumed their firing as well. The constant barrage of fire lit up the dark space like fireworks, shells and missile pelting the Zhongshu's shields. The MAD cannon fired again and again into the mass of ships, leaving beautiful trails as it streaked into space and dealing damage.

Captain Otome smiled, she had forgot how much she enjoyed battles like this.
@Lugubrious Should I go a head and make the antag I was speaking about?
RWBY Stuff








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Turn it up or get turned down
Name: Thatch Gwendalier (Thatch referring to straw roofing and Gwendalier since it sounds cool)

Age: 20

Race: Human Male

Weapon: Fate and Night - Two large sabers that can transforms into M79 Grenade Launchers that can fire a variety of rounds from grenades to smokes to large shotgun shells.

Specialtiy: Unlike his teammates, Thatch can't dodge as well but makes up for it by utilizing distractions and parrying. He fights in a manner similar to Sun in cannon, preferring to fight at close range and using guns at short-ranged but he will use his grenade launcher as an indirect fire weapon to assist his teammates or ambushes.

Semblance: Sonar Drop
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I've been interested in this for a while, I have some more antag-like chars in mind.

You guys still accepting or should I wait for the next chapter?
@Masaki Haruna So its Jack and the first battleship of the Kongou-class from Jamica?

Okay~
@Masaki Haruna So you're forcing me into a role? That is something only you would do :P

Anyways, about me and Saltwater control level fives, does that mean you want me to create a black asian whose level 5 or a black asain and a seperate level 5?
Imperial Research and Development Lab 104
Airuss, Capitol of Ibiran


Zhang Itsuka looked up from his work, it was another long day at the office for him on Ibiran. Once again, today was nothing but a line of event that made him surprised that the sun wouldn't implode soon. One of the new guys got his tail stuck in the 3D printer while creating a miniature model of the Odysseus, a Dragon-Class Dreadnought. It was suppose to be against the lab rules, but Valliere the overseer was chronically lazy if not too drunk to care. That new guy now arguably has the most interesting tail of everyone on the planet probably.

Munani also blew up another Induction Heater after she mixed up the some samples with Zhang's lunch. What a wonderful mess that made that forced the poor man to go buy lunch from a street vendor, not that Ibirani food was bad, staying on the greenhouse farm world of the Empire certain had its benefits and the rent wasn't expensive as hell like it was on the homeworld.

Zhang tapped his pen on the holo-pad he was using, trying to find a way to use Hochi's Principle of Gravitational Psychics and put it into FTL-drive equation. "Why the Estora do I have to do this damn math problem? I never even majored in this stuff!"

A huge arm (by Ryukyuan standards at least) swung around the raging man's neck and a hearty voice boomed into Zhang's ear, "Good Friend, do you want Saiko to help you with the maths? It is simple, you move this here, draw fancy line here, add x there compute from there. See? Simple like hunting Gaishian Tiger!"

"S-Saiko... L-L-Let go o-of meee....." Zhang could feel the air being strangled away from his lungs, he frantically tapped the giant's arm hoping that he would be put down before loosing consciousness.

"Oh, sorry Good Friend, Saiko did not mean to hurt you." Saiko threw his arms up, sending Zhang up, then down onto the floor. Zhang looked up and rubbed his head before turning around to see a fully nude giant known as Saiko in his face.

"SAIKO! Stop stripping in the lab!" Zhang yelled at him while he threw a coat at him.

"I am sorry, but Saiko cannot contain his inner beauty! Hhnnggg!" Saiko stroke a pose as he flex his muscles, the coat Zhagn threw at him gracefully whiffed his out stretched arm, "Saiko's family gifted by Shinkas to sparkle! Fight Saiko if you do not like his sparkles!"

With that he flexed into another embarrassing pose, somehow still having a noble face despite being in a completely stupid posture. His hair and tail both fluttering in the nonexistent breeze of the indoor lab as Zhang accepted his challenge and torn off his own shirt in the most heroic way possible before charging headlong at the sparking man.

With that, they started and epic fight that sent both of them to the ground, grunting and pushing on the floor. Saiko got Zhang into a headlock, which Zhang escaped to hold Saiko in an armlock with the help of his tail, which in turn was broken when Saiko hit him with a flowering shrub.

"YOU WILL NOT BEAT SPARKLING SAIKO AND HIS FAMILY HONOR!."
"BRING IT BIG GUY!"

The two got back to their feet before charging once again at each other, tangling their limbs in one another like real men (who were also presumably into homosexual oil wrestling). Saiko freed one arm, allowing him to flex it and cause the sparkles to blind Zhang. Zhang roared like an angry kitten on steroids as used his tail to pick up another flowering shrub to throw at Saiko before wrapping it around his arm.

"If you two are going to make out, at least go outside or in a private room." Valliere walked over and dumped the contents of a random vial on the the men who were half wrestling, have trying to have some very artistic sex. Both of them untangled as loud "Blaphapha" sounds escaped their mouths.

"Do you know what you dumped on us?" Zhang yelled as he felt tingly.
"No I don't." the overseer nonchalantly took a swig from her bottle of alcohol.
"What if we get poisoned or something?!"
"Article 31a, Section C of your employment contracted will ensure that I compensate any loved ones for your death."
"I mean us!"
"Article 45b, Section F states you will be given medical treatment on site."
"Then where is it?"

The overseer walked over and dumped her bottle of liquor on both of them and got out a lighter.
"THAT'S NOT MEDICINE!" Zhang yelled as he wrestled the lighter from the grip of Valliere's hand.

At that moment, Saiko flex both his arms, causing a blinding light that blinded everyone on the floor. The lighter dropped as he attempted to reach for it, making dramatic noises with his mouth, "NNUUUUULLAARRRGGAARRR!!!!"
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"I hope you two are doing well~" Valliere was visiting them as the two were in the hopsital.

Zhang yelled muffled curse words at his suprior in rage, but much of it was blocked by the bandages comically wrapped around his head. Saiko gave a weak, "Sparkle..." that passed through his own hilariously bandaged face.




Enned System
INOIC Halberd-Class Frigate, Talvr
Bridge


"Holy Shit! Full power starboard side!" Captain Edo yelled to his crew as they jumped right infront of a small moon.

The crew went to work, frantically pressing buttons and yelling out orders to others.

"Main Engines are at 64%, redirecting energy to starboard thrusters!"
"We need more power for the Magnetic Resonance Projector!"
"Sakurite Generator is maxed out! It can't afford to handle anymore!"
"Turning starboard side turrets! Bracing for impact!"
"Gyroscopes are all over! I can't get a reading!"
"Compensating for gravitational pull, where are the charts?"

"We can work without the charts or the gyroscopes, overclock the Sakurite and pull the Reaction Driver to stage 4, prepare to fire starboard cannons!", the Captain yelled, "Remember! We are brave soldier of the Empire! His highness has sent us here to recover lost technology that will help our Empire grow even larger! This is a test sent to us by the gods for us to prove out worth! We will overcome any obstacles that dare block our glorious path! If we die here by this stupid space rock, then clearly we are not worthy! However, I would like to differ and say you brave men and women are amongst the finest Ryuans I know! Do not die here! We will get out of this situation and bring honor to our realm and emperor! Long live the Emperor!"

The bridge rang out with patriotic chants of "Long Live the Emperor!" as the crew hustled back to their work.

"Overclocking Sakurite Generator, section 4 keep a close eye on readings, shut it down if it reaches 50% threshold!"
"Spinning up emergency arc induction reactor! Directing spare power to the Magnetic Resonance Projector!"
"Tilting to port side by 3.00401 degrees!"
"Gravitational pull compensated, ready for turrets to fire!"
"All starboard turrets, load detention rounds and prepare to fire!"
"This is Sargent Ikuname, all starboard turrets ready to fire on Captain's mark."

The moon closed in on the Talvr, Captain Edo wiped his brows as his tail danced around neverously, "This is the captain speaking, starboard turrets fire... now!"

The Talvr's guns roared and part of the moon shattered, rocks and raw ore pelted the magnetic sheild but the ships suffered no damaged. The crew cheered as the moon flung past them. Captain Edo sighed and opened a voice link to the Communications Officer, "Please tell our friends to keep going without us for a bit, we'll still be making it there though."
Yang waved a hand, "No, no. How about we try for something bigger, like the <Wild Dragon Beasts> in the eastern forests? We're both level 90, we should be able to handle this kind of stuff."

Yang smiled as he brought out his axe, "Don't worry, you can have some of the good loot too when we're done." He made several hand motions with each swipe increasing in furiousness, "Umm... would you know how to create a party Sei?"
Dammit, she noticed. Yang laminated over his ingrish and the auto-translate inability to work correctly. Sighing, he took a breath and returned to a speech pattern which would not trigger his ingrish, "You are right, I'm a Youxia from China with the subclass of Alchemist. Please, call me Yang or Laoshi."

With that he took out a small vial from a pocket and broke the top off with a satisfying "pop". He threw it into the air and watched as multicolored smoke drifted from the end of it. The colored cloud twisted itself over and over until it became a beige colored nimbus which Zhang took a seat on in front of Sei, "So, do you want to talk or do you want to do something fun like hunting?"
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