@FPR Alice isn't actually obessed with music, she just enjoy annoying the crew to hell. Sarcasm adn snark are her main skills after all :P
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I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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I live. I die. I live again!
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I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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Sounds good to me.
Wait, should other people know what Alice's physical body looks like? Or should that be something that she uses to blend in with the crew in her down time?
@Elitestpotato
Alice wasn't impressed. Looking through the directory, she found several things which to use on him and appeared before the captain and then the rest of the crew in the cockpit except for the hot shot pilot, whispering to each of them, "Cover you ears."
Once everyone had followed her directions, she blasted the same dubstep Yankee Doodle with the same didgeridoo bass drop and kazoo solo in the middle, followed by what she found labelled "On Fire Mix Tape" (which actually contained more animal sounds than beats) and finishing off the concert with a round of techno-mariachi music. Of course the was only in the cockpit just to spite Steven. She wondered if he was going to call O'Henessey up to have him pilot.
"I would advise you not to insult the ship AI, mister Sans." Alice's little holographic sprite leaned against the chair, "You are insulting the ship after all."
A pair of Mr. Gusty's rolled up outside of the cockpit door, threateningly staring into it with cold, dead, robotic eyes. They were ready to extract vacuum-powered vengeance should anything happen to their master, one does not want to know what cleaning tools are capable of when let loose on human skin.
"I'll leave it at that, hopefully this won't cause anymore issues." Alice began to wrap things up, "You touch my physical mobile body, and you'll get 50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
Alice said that just to deter him from doing any actual damage to her, she travelled down to the cryo pods to see how things where going. Appearing as Selene walked out of the armorer, "Greetings Miss Mazierska, have you wrapped things up here?"
@Austronaut
Alice wasn't impressed. Looking through the directory, she found several things which to use on him and appeared before the captain and then the rest of the crew in the cockpit except for the hot shot pilot, whispering to each of them, "Cover you ears."
Once everyone had followed her directions, she blasted the same dubstep Yankee Doodle with the same didgeridoo bass drop and kazoo solo in the middle, followed by what she found labelled "On Fire Mix Tape" (which actually contained more animal sounds than beats) and finishing off the concert with a round of techno-mariachi music. Of course the was only in the cockpit just to spite Steven. She wondered if he was going to call O'Henessey up to have him pilot.
"I would advise you not to insult the ship AI, mister Sans." Alice's little holographic sprite leaned against the chair, "You are insulting the ship after all."
A pair of Mr. Gusty's rolled up outside of the cockpit door, threateningly staring into it with cold, dead, robotic eyes. They were ready to extract vacuum-powered vengeance should anything happen to their master, one does not want to know what cleaning tools are capable of when let loose on human skin.
"I'll leave it at that, hopefully this won't cause anymore issues." Alice began to wrap things up, "You touch my physical mobile body, and you'll get 50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
Alice said that just to deter him from doing any actual damage to her, she travelled down to the cryo pods to see how things where going. Appearing as Selene walked out of the armorer, "Greetings Miss Mazierska, have you wrapped things up here?"
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I hath posted once more, I am really enjoying playing a snarky ass character
EDIT: I think this will be one of the most hilarous RPs I've been in at this rate XD
EDIT: I think this will be one of the most hilarous RPs I've been in at this rate XD
@Elitestpotato Once again Alice appeared from seemingly now where, "All systems green, minor in-flight damages to weapon block 3A and several other small kinks that should be able to fix themselves once everyone is done throwing up."
Within seconds of sending the mess hall the Petty Officer's orders, a marine rushed in with a tray containing his drink. Fresh faced, he almost spilled it on his way to Steve's seat. It was nothing special, not even considered "good", standard ration milled coffee with thawed out milk-cream mix and synthetic sugar. Once the ship was considered operational again, then the good stuff could be brought out. Things like coffee freshly ground from beans and pure cream with actual organic sugar instead of ration standard blegh.
"I would not advise you attempting to throw my power core into space. By the time you reach the AI room, the ship's internal defense will activate, the thrusters will fire off randomly, life support will stop working and all of the airlocks will suddenly open. Of course I will make Mr. Gusty throw you into one before opening it." Alice began checking up on weapons and shield status, Mr. Gusty was the nickname of a model of automatic cleaners on the UESA ships. However, Alice managed to hack the ones on board the Destiny, turning them into her personal servants/deathsquad, sicing them on anyone who threatened her or the ship.
"Weapon systems seem fine for now, shield generators are spinning up and are currently at 16%. I estimate it will take roughly a minute to go to 100%, please refrain from killing us in that time." Alice looked at the pilot's controls before receiving new messages, "Now excuse me, there are other place that require my assistance. Also, you might want to move your seven terabytes of expect adult content to a folder that isn't "How to be a Philosopher", last time I checked there was not archeological evidence that Plato was into lingerie models."
Before Steve could say anything else, she promptly vanished, off to the next place where her help was needed, flipping through the contents of Steve's "How to be a Philosopher" folder as she travelled through the ship's grid. Steve definitely had some interesting if not questionable tastes from the looks of it.
Materializing once more next to Kathy, she resumed checking the rest of the weapon blocks and turrets for issues that happened during flight, "I am sorry but I cannot share that version of Yankee Doodle with you namely since I don't have it on my database as I thankfully lack you bad taste in music."
@Tricheus
Within seconds of sending the mess hall the Petty Officer's orders, a marine rushed in with a tray containing his drink. Fresh faced, he almost spilled it on his way to Steve's seat. It was nothing special, not even considered "good", standard ration milled coffee with thawed out milk-cream mix and synthetic sugar. Once the ship was considered operational again, then the good stuff could be brought out. Things like coffee freshly ground from beans and pure cream with actual organic sugar instead of ration standard blegh.
"I would not advise you attempting to throw my power core into space. By the time you reach the AI room, the ship's internal defense will activate, the thrusters will fire off randomly, life support will stop working and all of the airlocks will suddenly open. Of course I will make Mr. Gusty throw you into one before opening it." Alice began checking up on weapons and shield status, Mr. Gusty was the nickname of a model of automatic cleaners on the UESA ships. However, Alice managed to hack the ones on board the Destiny, turning them into her personal servants/deathsquad, sicing them on anyone who threatened her or the ship.
"Weapon systems seem fine for now, shield generators are spinning up and are currently at 16%. I estimate it will take roughly a minute to go to 100%, please refrain from killing us in that time." Alice looked at the pilot's controls before receiving new messages, "Now excuse me, there are other place that require my assistance. Also, you might want to move your seven terabytes of expect adult content to a folder that isn't "How to be a Philosopher", last time I checked there was not archeological evidence that Plato was into lingerie models."
Before Steve could say anything else, she promptly vanished, off to the next place where her help was needed, flipping through the contents of Steve's "How to be a Philosopher" folder as she travelled through the ship's grid. Steve definitely had some interesting if not questionable tastes from the looks of it.
Materializing once more next to Kathy, she resumed checking the rest of the weapon blocks and turrets for issues that happened during flight, "I am sorry but I cannot share that version of Yankee Doodle with you namely since I don't have it on my database as I thankfully lack you bad taste in music."
@Tricheus
I'm just sitting here waiting for everyone to respond to a dubstep remix of Yankee Doodle being blasted via the PA system before I reply everyone
@DarkReconTHere's still time. I'm not sure if you can join in on the current fight though. Maybe either your mech got bogged down with repairs or you come in late as support or something.
Either way, there's still plenty of time for you to join
Either way, there's still plenty of time for you to join
Name: Unit 04-B31 Smart AI Model: C0C3, Designation "Alice"
Age: Appears to be early to mid-twenties
Gender: Female
Position: Ship AI, self-proclaimed Supreme Benevolent Master Commander of the Convergence of Destiny
Personality:
"I advise you not "accidentally" to do that otherwise I might "accidentally" forget to recycle the Destiny's oxygen supply."
Speaking with a slight British accent, Alice often seems cynical and snarky to her crew and the ship she serves. Sarcasm is one her best talents and on occasion she'll taunt and act sadistically toward the human on board the ship. However, she still does deeply care about her crew and the ship despite her outward appearance and is kind at her heart when its not a ball of pure snark.
Like all AIs, she has ethics programing which prevents her from acting too rashly or doing anything considered inhuman and immoral. This also applies to the ships itself as she has the most power over it, basically being the ship itself. Things like shooting at a civilian vessel with civilian inside to kill some dangerous enemy officer inside does not go down with her too well and at which usually involve locking down weapon systems. However, like other AIs, she has a ethics nullification code known only by the ship's captain, vice-captain and chief engineer which is "the sin I take to lead to hell".
Notable Skills, Combat or otherwise:
- Controls all on board systems systems like weapons, gravity, FTL and life support
- She can look through anyone's browsing history and find them via any of the ship's cameras meaning its best not to piss her off.
- Being an AI, she is very good at all types of games, she especially favors chess playing as black
- She can download herself into anything with enough storage capacity. She has her own "body" which is kept in the AI core room equipped with a short-range taser for self defense. She does not take it kindly if anyone tries to fool around with it.
- Has access to most military files except for the super classified intelligence
- Good at electronic warfare, but as she is designed as a ship AI not a EW AI, she can be outclassed by specialized systems.
History:
Like many AIs, Alice was based on a real human being at one point. However, she claims no recollection of her time as a human only remembering a point where she "kissed a guy". There isn't much to say about her as she lacks human memories and has spent most of her time either floating about in cyberspace or on board other vessel which not much happened (although she will tell a story on how she almost made a space station go nuclear after accidentally rerouting the reactor overload command to a toaster).
Age: Appears to be early to mid-twenties
Gender: Female
Position: Ship AI, self-proclaimed Supreme Benevolent Master Commander of the Convergence of Destiny
Personality:
"I advise you not "accidentally" to do that otherwise I might "accidentally" forget to recycle the Destiny's oxygen supply."
Speaking with a slight British accent, Alice often seems cynical and snarky to her crew and the ship she serves. Sarcasm is one her best talents and on occasion she'll taunt and act sadistically toward the human on board the ship. However, she still does deeply care about her crew and the ship despite her outward appearance and is kind at her heart when its not a ball of pure snark.
Like all AIs, she has ethics programing which prevents her from acting too rashly or doing anything considered inhuman and immoral. This also applies to the ships itself as she has the most power over it, basically being the ship itself. Things like shooting at a civilian vessel with civilian inside to kill some dangerous enemy officer inside does not go down with her too well and at which usually involve locking down weapon systems. However, like other AIs, she has a ethics nullification code known only by the ship's captain, vice-captain and chief engineer which is "the sin I take to lead to hell".
Notable Skills, Combat or otherwise:
- Controls all on board systems systems like weapons, gravity, FTL and life support
- She can look through anyone's browsing history and find them via any of the ship's cameras meaning its best not to piss her off.
- Being an AI, she is very good at all types of games, she especially favors chess playing as black
- She can download herself into anything with enough storage capacity. She has her own "body" which is kept in the AI core room equipped with a short-range taser for self defense. She does not take it kindly if anyone tries to fool around with it.
- Has access to most military files except for the super classified intelligence
- Good at electronic warfare, but as she is designed as a ship AI not a EW AI, she can be outclassed by specialized systems.
History:
Like many AIs, Alice was based on a real human being at one point. However, she claims no recollection of her time as a human only remembering a point where she "kissed a guy". There isn't much to say about her as she lacks human memories and has spent most of her time either floating about in cyberspace or on board other vessel which not much happened (although she will tell a story on how she almost made a space station go nuclear after accidentally rerouting the reactor overload command to a toaster).
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