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I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
Sylvania's government is heavily based on the old constitution of the old America, three branches with a mix of new world flare, some call its a "despotic republic" or something close. The executive branch is called the Administorum, the legislative branch is the Senatorum and the judicial branch referred to as the Ministorum. It functions very much like the old America, even in bureaucracy, trading inefficiency with adaptability and back up plans. People directly elect representatives of their local area to the Senatorum who act as their voice in theory, even tribal groups who settle within the Commonwealth's lands have a representative although the position in tribes is much more hereditary or nepotistic than more civilized areas.
An interesting diversion from what the constitution says, the Ministorum also acts as the main religious authority of the Commonwealth. This is explained as in the old world, the Judicial branch would translate the Constitution for each case but now that the Commonwealth uses the Constitution, or the religious terminology for it, the Articles Divinicus, as their holy scripture. Thus they ensure that the Constitution is held up in both legal and religious ways and even have their own chamber militant unit, the Soritas.
The capital of the Commonwealth of Greater Sylvania is Independence, built from the ashes of the old world city of historic Philadelphia. The general location of the three branches is known collectively as Independence Hall or just "the Hall" with the each of the buildings of power are referred to as halls; the Senatorum is located in the People's Hall, the Minidsotrum is in the Hallowed Hall and the Administorum finds home in the Union Hall.
Leader
The official head of state is not called the president, but actually called the Penn King. The story behind this is due to mistranslations of the constitution and the very former name of the state. The founders of Sylvania knew that "Sylvania" meant something like "woods" or "forest" but were unsure of what "Penn" meant. Because they found his name littered across their capital, Independence, (known in the old world as "Philadelphia"), they suspect that he was some person of importance and assumed that William Penn's surname was actually a title, hence Penn King.
Along side the Penn King, there is also the Penn Prince (Vice President) and the High Counsel (Presidential Cabinet) who assist and advise the Penn King in his duties. The spouse of the Penn King is referred to as the Penn Maiden with the spouses of the Penn Prince and the High Counsel called Penn Ladies. While uncommon, should a woman take power in any possession which warrants the Penn title, the nouns are flipped for appropriate gender reference.
An important note (and perhaps the greatest difference between the Commonwealth's method and that of old America's), instead of electing a single person every four years, the Commonwealth comes together to elect dynasties. Such dynasties are often from an important position such as the military brass or a Senatorum family. In place of regular elections, the Commonwealth uses "Electoral Inspections" every five years which basically is a giant vote on how many people approve of the Penn King's methods and results. Should they pass, they can go on to rule until death and pass the title on to an heir (after said heir undergoes an Electoral Inspection). Should they fail, the Senatorum takes over and the Commonwealth is basically as close as it becomes to a democracy to fill the power vacuum until a new dynasty can be elected.
Penn King <-> Penn Queen Penn Prince <-> Penn Princess Penn Maiden <-> Penn Sire Penn Lady <-> Penn Lord
The current Penn King is Alexander Ironwood, a 50 year old former soldier and officer turned politician, hails from Independence proper.
Demographics
Sylvanians Ohains Amish Yorkers Jersan
Religion
Religion plays quite a large role in the Commonwealth, mostly due to how unique it is. The official church religion is Americanism and essentially turns the founding fathers into gods as well as famous American figures (especially those from the Revolutioanry-era) into saints. Of the founding fathers, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson are the triumvirate; Washington is the God of War, Courage and Freedom, Franklin is the God of Knowledge, Wisdom and the Arts and Jefferson is the God of Justice, Morality and Ideals. with Washington being the "president of the gods". Each one also represents a branch of the government, Washington is the Administorum, Franklin the Senatorum and Jefferson the Ministorum.
As one might expect, the Constitution is considered the holy scripture of Americanism and if officially known as the Articles Divinicus. The older Articles of Confederation while not practiced in orthodox Americanism, has as an official name of Testament Divinicus but is considered to be an "outdated" draft of the Articles Divinicus. Irony is not something that the Commonwealth is very good at noticing at times. The reason why there is no questioning of Americanism violating the separation of church and state policies is another case of such irony blindness. It is because that the Constitution is both a holy book and a government document, Americanism by extension does not violate said clause as its just "holy governance".
The Ministorum which acts as both as the supreme court and high church also has its own chamber militant group, the Soritas. More commonly known as the Founder's Daughters or the Brides at Arms, they were created through an interest loop hole in a decree which had formerly banned the Ministorum from having men at arms after certain events had transpired. Technically there was no mention of not letting women serve as chamber militants for the Ministorum.
High Iudex Alvero XI currently serves as the head of the head of the Ministorum, making him both religious head and the largest player in supreme court trials.
History
WIP
Economy
Sylvania's economy resembles what its old world counterpart was like to a good degree. A mix of a bountiful agricultural fields in the middle of the commonwealth with strong industrial base of coal, iron and some trace amounts of other minerals makes the nation-state strong economically.
Much of the farming that is done is purely for food, the most common being wheat, corn, pumpkins and mixed vegetables. However, there is a small of rapidly expanding tobacco industry which has provided a suitable cash crop base for the commonwealth. Given the small amount of land allocated to herding, most meat consumed and traded is either various types of wild game or fish of both fresh water and salt water varieties. The ample forests which the nation state is named after also gives large amounts of available timber and mushrooms beyond its hunting grounds.
In terms of heavier industries, the once derelict steel mills of the Rust Belt are active once more, turning iron and coal dug from the Appalachian mountains into hardened steel, although at no where near the rate of old world mills. Most of the technology which had made the alloy so efficiently is no longer working or have been converted to much more time consuming, if not dangerous, manual machinery. These mills still manage to provide enough to arm and supply Sylvania's army and civilian population.
Territory & Geography
Beyonds its urban centers built up on the ruins of old world cities, Sylvania is known for two other types of terrain; forests and farmland, maybe a bit of mountain too. The vast woodlands are what once gave the land its name and is also said to be what gives Sylvanians an innate sense of direction as well as sturdy hardiness.
With relation to waterways, the most notable is obviously the Atlantic ocean; old tales tell of a land beyond the endless blue horizon, a new world one could say. However, no one has ever dared to try and sail it all the way there, or at least survived to make the trip back. Beyond that, there are several basins and harbors, natural and manmade, which are fed either by the ocean or rivers which have tributaries of its own. Such minor waterways are regular to small hamlets, villages and outposts.
Military
Famed for its solid armor and heavy infantry, the Commonwealth is known for its heavily armored soldiers and swift light infantry. There's quite an interesting difference in appearance between light and heavy infantry, the latter taking an appearance closer to that of the bluecoats of the American continental army while the heavy infantry look more like traditional knights and men-at-arms.
The army itself is mostly a volunteer army, although there are hints of conscription in its ranks. Each soldier is given a linen or wool gambeson and a backpack with a sleeping roll and various other amenities; those of more noble birth are given a simple breastplate as well. Most soldiers will also often try their hardest to obtain some more bits of armor and protection to try and increase their longevity, the easiest way to distinguish between a new recruit and a veteran fighter is the appearance of the army.
Friedrich Wilhelm von Steuben, aka Saint Friedrich is the "god" which looks over the army, just as he did once in history. The Penn King retians the title of Commander in Chief.
Name: Svenson Yorrick Nickname: Pyro Age: 41 Class: Powder Keg Hunter Insight: None, at all.
Weapons: -Boom Hammer -Hunter's Blunderbuss (Got his cannon taken away from him D: ) -Hunter's Torch
Items & Spell items: 10 Molotovs, a Monocular, some shinny coins, and some flowers.
Sven and the Hunt: Sven sees the hunt as a necessity and the elimination of beasts being swift, brutal and containing a good deal of fiery death to burn away the fowl monsters. In short, he sees the need to purge the beast with all due haste. As for how he staves off the beast within all hunters, its mostly through sheer force of will, shinny stuff and raunchy humor.
Psychology: Sven is a loud, boisterous pyromania; stealth and subtly is not his greatest strong point, especially when he can just watch the fireworks. His reckless nature has gotten him a notorious streak of being an idiot, but amongst his fellow Powder Kegs, he's a prime role model. Headstrong and often seemingly enraged, he prefers brute force over more complicated actions, making him a damn fine vanguard. That said, he does care about people but he isn't going to take the blame if someone gets in the way of his hammer.
History: Having lived quite a normal life, Svenson had found himself tinkering with various bits of constructs at a young age. His most impressive achievement was dismantling a pocket watch and reassembling it using twice the amount of time. However, he wasn't an all too particularly talented man academically, originally wanted to pursue a science career only to realize he simply couldn't align his brain in the right way. However, the Hunts provided him an easy source of income as he was drawn to bombastic, explosive ways of the Powder Kegs. Smash some stuff, burn some others and as long as he didn't die, he made good money.
That said, he does have a more sensitive side to him, often closing the eyes and leaving flowers for the more human-like beasts which he slays and holds himself to a slightly twisted code of honor and respect for those affected.
Beyond the hunt, he also managed to raise a small family of a lovely wife and a pair of fraternal twins, one son and one daughter. When he isn't busy blowing stuff up, he works with his wife in a small repair and flower shop, combining both of their passions and skills.
Other: Sven became a hunter to both protect his family and because he saw it as easy money and living.