ClocktowerEchos

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

Out of curiosity, for those of you who play tabletop, what kind of stat line/rules do you think your character would have?

[SCI-FI] The Stars Above

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Tension of both rage and worry were increasing aboard the Void Halation, it was now very clear that whoever these people were had very little good will towards the Ivrah. High Captain Sabal however, refused to give up without a proper (oral) fight and also refused to shoot knowing well aware of what kind of conflict could occur due to it. But all of that changed when they saw missiles fired. Panic erupted on the bridge.

"We have ordinance launched, repeat ordinance launched. They appear to be some missile-torpedo!"
"Attempting to preform evasive actions, cogitators are computing the trajectories."
"WAIT! They aren't coming for us! It seems they're aimed at... the moon!"

"Protect the site!" Sabal roared. Thought his anger, his mind became clear and he decided that he was going to gamble with this. It was reckless and honestly foolish, but the relic must be protected at all costs, even if they weren't the ones to recover it. He sent out a ship wide alarm, voice booming through corridors:

{ATTENTION ALL CREW. PLEASE RETURN TO OPERATIONAL STATIONS IMMEDIATELY.}
{I REPEAT, RETURN TO STATIONS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.}

"All powers to shields and thrusters, now." Sabal ordered the ship forward, towards the moon, right in the path of the missiles, "We are to protect the relics at all costs! They are the works of our creator-fathers and we cannot let them destroy it! Dsiang Galhamwa comrades!"

@MissingAxis

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@Sadko I would say hold off on those areas for now, they have an NPC corporation in there probably but for right now don't interact with them/claim that land just in case someone else comes along and decides they want some of that land.

Speaking of which, I should probably purge the map of people who claimed but never put in an application.

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@The Spectre Got it, feel free to post for the other as long as you can get a post up for this in a timely matter

@Sadko "If you can't drown your enemies in bodies and bullets, then drown them in booze."

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@Sadko Yupypu, we're still accepting, just try not to loose interest too quickly mate.

As for your sheet, it looks a bit sparse in some parts but more than sufficient.
I do like how they and Philip got their way into power, brutally efficient with some half-truths
Not going to lie, your territory claim image is kind of hidious but I can pretty it up when I put it on the official map.

Also, you can claim much more land (it would also make sense as you said something about Philip getting stocks/control of the eastern Siberian area); you can claim the entirety of modern Russia and then some but you have to acknowledge the fact that Siberia is a massive fucking place and despite your claim on it, you'd have a loose control over it at best mainly in the form of company towns meant for resources harvesting and some military installations. The rest is basically the wild west plus snow and vodka.

This was something the previous controller of Russian-land agreed to do and I would like to extend the same offer to you.

Out of curiosity, why did you pick what you did for Philip's quote?

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

ONLY THE FINEST GENESEED TO EVERY BE BLESSED ONTO A CHAPTER.

@Marx

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Well shit.

Color me with Crayola and call me racist things in a spicy Italian accent.

I would have never expected that in a thousand years.

Space Wolves suck, more like Space Bitches. Thousand Sons are better ayyy
Neither of them are my favorites tho ayy

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

@thewizardguy Replied to K'Vari, also, fyi I'm starting a collab with Manatee for Karthis and Gregori's talk, just thought you should know as to not fuck up the timeline.

(Also double post galore here!)

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

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Ingenis Karthis

^{Lord Regent of the Ark Imperialis}

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@thewizardguy

Unable to hide his scowling, the Lord Regent was less than impressed by his first contact, this "K'Vari" person. Judging by the voice, it was either xenos or someone with an absolutely atrocious inability to speak low gothic. The whole "perhaps you have more ships than you need" bit really got to Karthis's core as his heart flared up but he calmed himself down. Clenching his fists, his whispered to himself "Emperor give me thy strength" and breathed in. Five paces later, he breathed out. And then in for five paces, and exhale. He continued this process another three times until he felt his heart rate was sufficiently calm and he was suitable for action.

"I would like to send a reply to our newest 'friend'." Karthis barked uncharacteristically, "Get me a servitor to record all of this as well. I'm especially interested in this Gregori Amastov person."

"How much you want to bet he's one of them 'the Emperor chose me' kind of guys?" One of the crewmen betted.

"Nah, I think he's 'I am da emprah!' person." the other preformed a crude jesture of a man twisting his arms and legs in right angle positions with a stupid dance to follow.

"Gentlemen." Karthis coughed, "You two have a job remember."

::TRADE PROPOSAL::
::ONE "K'VARI"::

While the Ark Imperialis and her fleet are in need of resources, we are by no means willing to give up ANY of our ships for whatever reason due to our circumstances. Our ships are under the protection of the Emperor and only in death will we give them to other hands. We are willing to negotiate trade and donations with whatever other resources we deem fit but with no guarantees of accepting random, unhelpful trades.

However, we would also like to request a direct line to this "Gregori Amastov" who you have mentioned being your primary beneficiary. As Lord Regent of the Ark Imperialis, I would like to converse with a fellow leader of men and see for myself what kind of a man he is.

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

@thewizardguy No problem. A tip for the future, when you're trying to be funny/make a joke, don't make your post very long. The longer you joke post is the more likely it will not be seen as one. Another tactic is to make it EXTREMELY obvious to the point of stupidity but I don't advise this as it can go horribly wrong.

Perhaps the most surefire way and fool proof if to append your message with either "jk" or "/s" which will basically mean to take the post sarcastically; it might detract from the "flow/formatting" of the joke or post overall, but it will guarantee that anyone who knows what those two things mean will at the very least know not to take offense at it.

Something else, try not to just butt in and try to force an interaction with a character whose actions are clearly meant for someone else's character to respond to =p

[SCI-FI] The Stars Above

Also do I need to do ten paragraph posts like you're all doing? I'm a filthy casual.

@FlightofIcarus

No, we're just all tryhards and overachievers
You're by no means bound to posting standards you might not be able to handle