ClocktowerEchos

The American Spring: An Alternate Present RP

The real question is how do you get the Deep South to believe in communism.

Aaron's dog adventures

u see, dis is y u should eat the doggo
doggo can no bother u if u have no doggo
u also need no shop fo fud bcawz doggo is ur fud nao
see? supr smert finkin

#Freekekistan

Good job 10/10 IGN stellar job there m8
can't even fking meme rite, stoopit normie

question for the british folk

have you ever been in the super market produce section and seen a cucumber and been like DAMN

@Azarthes

tmw cucumbers give u penis envy

question for the british folk

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

Just make sure you chew very well, otherwise things are going to get unpleasant rather quickly for you.

@Sherlock Holmes

Instructions unclear; now shitting lincon logs.

question for the british folk

<Snipped quote by Hank>

Um, actually, all you need is a skewer and a grill to make a kebab -- not too complicated.

@Sherlock Holmes

Currently eating a grilled chopstick, am I doing this right? I feel like I'm getting a hell of a lot of fiber if nothing else.

SPAM! in SPACE!

>Everyone goes to explore the nearest space rock in space

question for the british folk

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

we can cook just fine, i'll keep my bio-toxins and chemical gas thanksverymuch.

@Grimhildr

Edited for correctness.

question for the british folk

<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

we can only dream that they will recolonise these yank fucks and teach them how to be proper

@Grimhildr

And we'll teach you how to actually cook. Otherwise you'd be violating the Geneva Convention.

question for the british folk

<Snipped quote by Grimhildr>

You lost your empire, we still have ours, so we get to determine proper diction.

@Vilageidiotx

#TheBritishWillRiseAgain
Ahh who am I kidding, they wont