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Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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Sometimes we live in a society. Other times, a society lives in us. Occasionally, society.
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I am fucking screaming. Why are there so many fucking MLMs posing as actual marketing/advertising agencies. Just give me an actual fucking job reeeeeeeee
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Oath of Salvation




Warp travel is funky at the best of time and dangerous at the worse. Given the paranormal blood that rained from ceilings, faces contorted in the walls and the occasional daemon, Warp Travel was never a thing someone would take lightly or without great care. Plus the nightmares you'd get are literally unreal. Normally you'd have the Captain organize and plot a proper route after consorting with the Navigator, a Cartographer, the Pilot and at least half of the Engineering Staff and maybe have a Cardinal or a Confessor lead a mass prayer before jumping in. The Oath of Salvation only really had time for that last bit and even then the prayer was missing about half of the more superfluous words; the priests managed to get "God-Emperor save us" in about half a dozen times in slight variations before the ship ripped a hole in reality and jumped into the Warp.

Going into the Warp with little preparation is nothing short of extremely dangerous and most likely lethal. Going into the Warp without a properly plotted course is nothing short of practically suicide and very likely to be lethal. Going into the Warp with no preparation, non set course and a damaged Warp Engine is nothing short of complete and utter suicide guaranteed to be lethal in the most horrific ways possible. However, between the fact it was a relatively short and shallow jump and the hundreds of litanies of prayer and hope in Gothic and Binary, the Oath of Salvation got out about as well as it could as its bridge crew picked themselves off the ground.

Groaning as loud as the metal hull, Rogue Trader Captain Talvyrne, First of his Name, cracked his neck after landing face first into his podium after an impressive somersault into it, "Unless the Emperor has given us the good will to allow us to stay on the ship in death, I think we are all alive. Whats the situation?"

A loud pained cry from the corner of the bridge turned into a wailing howl of curses and ethereal shrieking as a crew man grabbed his face and began to rip his face off, preaching the death of the corpse-emperor and how the warp will claim all their souls. The only thing that the possessed crewman claimed today was several dozen rounds of las-beams, bullets and bolt shells to the various parts of the body. Everyone instinctively reached for their guns the second they heard screaming and once the talk of ruinous powers came in, munitions replaced most of the oxygen around the Daemonhost.

"Add 'possessed crewman' to whatever list of issues the ship currently has and get a Confessor up here to purify it." Talvyrne barked as the body was carefully disposed of by a pair of servitors, "Anmari, get Magos Thalmar on the comms and find out anything else that this ship has broken."

After a rigid and silent effort of everyone dragging themselves back into position as well as claims of lingering voices, the metallic face Magos Errant Thalmar appeared on the screen in the captains podium. Honestly it had more in common with the front end of a Chimera APC than a human face, but few were stupid enough to say it to the Magos's face. Krag probably would have if he could string together enough words to form a coherent insult. The senior tech priest rattled something in binary to someone off screen before he began a list of malfunctions currently plaguing the ship without even a greeting.

According to the Magos, the Oath was currently stuck in space with critical damage to their Warp Engine while their Sublight Thrusters were only capable of rather pitiful spurts of thrust due to what amounted to a power line failure and what happens when a Daemon gets sucked into a ventilation fan going at mach 3 for some reason. Some of the weapons systems were also having issues, most notable being that of Macrocannon number five having to managed to shift a good 30 degrees to the left and 15 degrees down from its original housing and a potentially corrupted turret that had already claimed 4 lives and 3 limbs. Fires where of course raging across the ship in various levels of intensity with firefighters scrambling up and down lifts to reach them.

Anmari soon added that the Augur Array was offline and would require an external repair team to fix having already scrambled a swarm of servo-skulls to the location. In addition it seemed that there was still taint in some parts of the ship as reports flooded into the console of the man she was leaning over about it raining blood, distant voices, brightly colored lights and corrupted servitors. Clean up crews, clergymen and naval armsmen were hastily dispatched to take care off everything. Everything except for Pipe 448 which according to the lady had burst again but this time on the far end of the ship.

With most of the problems being attended too, Talvyrne loudly pondered if there was anything on his ship that wasn't broken. Xantol the Everliving Sky Warrior proudly proclaimed that the recaffe machine was still working, oblivious to the sarcasm in the Captain's voice as his feral world mind continued to be amazed by such an amazing, awe inspiring piece of machinery. The only other people that shared such an interest in kitchen appliances were the Tech-Priest on board who would have bonded with Xantol the Brave Star had it not been for their religious believes on what was and wasn't a machine spirit/"iron beast soul".

By the time that everything had returned to a degree of normalcy and Xantol the Son of the Solar King and Lunar Princess stopped being amazed by a machine that heated liquid, Talvyrne was fully ready to retire to his bedchamber and spend some quality time with his bedwarmers, "Have our Astropath send a-"

"Astopath is currently unconscious and mumbling about polar bears." an out of breath runner dashed into the room waving a piece of paper forcing a change of plans.

"Okay, have the Navigator-" the Captain didn't even get out enough words before another runner barreled into the bridge.

"Navigator is unconscious and mumbling about polar bears." the man waved his own piece of paper before correcting himself, "Southern polar bears, not Northern polar bears."

Its common imperial knowledge that silence was always worse than loud noises. For the Guard it was because loud noises usually involved the comforting knowledge of artillery strikes. For Nobles it was because silence usually meant that someone had just slit the throats of all their guards and was about to receive an unwarranted but free throat reconstruction courtesy of an assassin. In this case, the silent fuming of the Captain was the exact opposite and between the terribly dangerous Warp Jump and the fact that there were Space Hulks safer than his ship at the moment conveyed more emotions than words ever possibly could. Also helped that his face turned an impressive number of colors during this time. In the end, it took some sweet whispering and a light massage from Anmari to calm Talyverne down to the point he could send out a general vox call for assistance across all known channels; surely there was at least one other Imperial vessel that could help them. Otherwise they'd have to rely on the polar bear-obsessed pyskers once they woke up.

+++VOX MESSAGE+++
+++PRIORITY ALPHA-PRIMUS+++

THIS IS THE OATH OF SALVATION REQUEST AID FROM ANY IMPERIAL SHIP IN THE AREA.
WE ARE A SIMPLE MERCANTILE VESSEL THAT HAS SUFFERED CRITICAL AND CRIPPLING DAMAGE.
THERE ARE CHILDREN AND FAMILIES ABOARD. REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE.
MATERIAL COMPENSATION, PERSONAL THANKS AND BLESSINGS FROM THE GOD-EMPEROR WILL BE REWARDED.
The message itself had been laced with several half-truths and flat out lies. Broadcasting on open frequencies was a dangerous move and was practically inviting raiders and pirates to attack. Overstating the true nature of the damage would hopefully at least give the ship a leg up in surprise when the raiders found out it could still fight. the mention of families and children on the ship were also true; most ships had entire families or dynasties born and raised on its decks. There was even a primitive tribe that lived in Hydroponics responsible for food production that was originally press-ganged into service from some backwater, feral jungle world. After an initial disagreement over concepts such as "indirectly serving the Emperor" and what the technical definition of slavery was, they had settled in quite nicely and have become a part of the ship. The material compensation was mostly groxshit though; Talvyrne was not in a particularly generous mood as he stormed off the bridge.
@Queen Raidne I know I haven't been around much lately but that's due to trying to find a job and travelling, am I still in this RP?

you will have to jury rig your ship with a different FTL drive


I'll add that to the giant list of things that the Oath needs fixed. Hopefully they manage to replace it without it exploding and taking what remains of the ship with it.

@Queen Raidne



Hello again! Long time no see.

While we're on the subject of the Warp, I must ask if we should really keep it in this RP's universe. I'm asking mainly because its more than just a spooky FTL-hell but because its also the home of many, many things that whisper sweet nothings into your ear and will try to turn you to Chaos. 40k characters and ships won't have much issue with it because of blind faith and experience, but I'm worried about all of the other universes who have no experiences with it.
So I got interested and decided to make a ship form 40k but I tried to find ways to scale it back. And honestly, I'm pretty happy with how it came out; I like to think I found a balance between nerfing the ship and some black humor while still making it viable for the RP overall.


Heccarim
Husband of Arden @Pupperr and Sorrin @WeepingLiberty


The defiance the Gem named Arden showed was while unexpected, very familiar. Many, many people boasted such an attitude when they were dragged to Harand Kor in chains. Some of them still did say such words, as a mantra of insanity after having endured countless sleepless, tortured-filled nights in chains. From the whispers of the inmates, it was foolish to defy the Warden and suicide to challenge him. However, as much as Heccarim refused to acknowledge it, Arden had a point. The Gems were such frail creatures that just harming them too much would probably cause them to go into shock and die. Hell, preforming his normal "orientation" that so many inmates suffered would likely cause them to just fall over. The Drakkan would have to be careful about this as a dead bride doesn't produce a living baby no matter how hard one may try and should they have a miscarriage, it would be equally as bad for the heir.

"Your defiance is…" the maw of the mask opened as a light smoke filled the carriage, "Familiar. I have heard many people say such words before. Some still do. As a madness mantra; the only phrase their broken minds can remember."

The two Hoblars sneered and jeered, delightfully bringing up the names of those who had suffered such fates. Thralmark the Blooded, Prince Jamalar the Slayer, Kudanka the Monster of Kyzgrande, they hopped about on their dirty feet singing the names, the deeds and the fates of such individuals, taking great delight whenever a verse about spiked chains and flayed skin came up in the song. Heccarim took a deep breath and allowed them their shrill song until he threw Streek into the lap of Gems. The Hoblar instantly dirties and soiled the dresses the brides where wearing and looked up at them with his bright, beady eyes. His sinister gaze amplified a smile full of jagged yellow teeth and his stubby arms made motions to grope some of the Gem's softer parts until Heccarim picked him up once more and threw him against Kreek, reminding both of them of their place.

"Tis true that I need one of you to survive to grant me an heir…" Heccarim sighed before suddenly straightening his posture and yanking on Sorrin's chain, dragging her into his lap. "But I only need one and you look sturdier than this little one any ways." Heccarim's hand danced along Sorrin's torso, his finger almost marking where he would cut her up, "If both of you were to fail in your duties, then I'm sure I could get another Gem for my service to the Crown… perhaps I'll take one of your siblings or friends from whatever pitiful village you call home and show them your heads. I might even be so generous as to grant them thick cloaks, made of your skin."

An evil chuckle filled the tiny carriage as he held on to the little gem in his lap tighter, "So yes, I can burn you, starve you, isolate you, it doesn't matter; you've made yourself clear. As such I propose a little condition; I will not punish you for your crimes, instead I will simply inflict the punishment of your crime on to the other." Heccarim pulled Sorrin's arm and separated a finger, from her tiny palm and pointed it at the Hoblars who cautiously grazed it with the tips of their own putrid fingers and salivated at the thought of getting to eat some Gem meat, "I know, it may not be easy for you, but fear not, you've made your intentions clear to both me and her."

With a nod of the Warden's head and a bump on the road, Skreet hoped over onto Arden's lap, once again eyeing her up like a wild animal before returning to staring intently at Sorrin on his master's lap. The air was getting colder now and the roads, rougher. "It would see that this little one knows how to properly behave, so you Arden, won't need to worry about any much punishment. Perhaps you'll even live out in comfort, knowing that you've caused such terrible, terrible harm to such a poor, innocent thing." The back of Heccarim's nail dragged along the smooth skin of Sorrin's neck as the Graven Warden tilted his head to the cute, little Sorrin.

"You, little Sorrin, have behaved well so far so I'll tell you. I am no mere actor, no showboating fool; the title of Grave Warden of Harand Kor is one of terror and fear. What do you think keeps some of the nobles in line? Duty? Honor? Oaths? I will tell you that fear is the best lever and Harand Kor is a constant reminder of what happens when a noble steps out of line. I care little for the court intrigue and politics, except when I am told of a new criminal that must be apprehended. There are no petty thieves or beggars in Harand Kor, its mountain vaults are home to only Drakkan warriors and nobles who have disgraced themselves and had to be dragged in by their necks. Of course many try to escape, everyone does it at least once but none of them ever see the light regardless after being dragged back into the shadows by me or my subordinates. And atop all of that is the Grave Warden, the keeper of the prison, the master of the mountains. For generations that honor has fell to my father, and his father before him and so on. I have a name yes, but it is not a name you need know yet."

It had been a longtime since Heccarim had to recount the glory of Harand Kor to anyone but it was so satisfying none the less. He had smiled through all of it, letting a primal growl rise from the back of his throat as he spoke. And once he was finished, he wrapped his hands around Sorrin's throat, tight enough to hurt and leave a mark but not enough to strangle her, "So, Arden, will we proceed with your punishment now?"


Heccarim
Husband of Arden @Pupperr and Sorrin @WeepingLiberty


With a sinister smile, Heccarim allowed the simple swinging and clanging of his chains to answer the taller, stronger looking one's question; her mind would provide her with answer, if they were right or wrong wasn't the concern of the Graven Warden. A sadistic enjoyment washed over the Drakkan as he saw his brides tremble in place and learned their names, oh what beautiful names.

Not one for making nicknames or mockery, Heccarim did his best to remember their names as he once again swung around them, checking their bindings, and ignoring Arden's outcries, "The Drakka call me the Grave Warden of Harand Kor, you will do the same in calling me 'Warden' if you cannot bring yourself to say the full. Prisoners are regularly chained… standard practice no?"

With formalities complete, Heccarim dragged the chains as he left the hall, pulling the Gems off their feet as he vanished from sight. He was finally done having to be in thie cursed city with nothing to do and no one to torment outside of small children. There was little business for the Warden to attend to at a feast as the position of Warden was often outside whatever courtly intrigue or conspiracy that other titles had to deal with. To Heccarim such an arrangement was perfectly fine although he would miss the food. In his younger years before he became Warden he had gone to a few parties and feasts and the food was really the only thing that kept him there. Of course that all stopped when his father died, but duty calls and he was oath bound to answer.

Avoiding the main thoroughfares and streets, Heccarim lead the Gems in and out of shadows, away from public view. While other Drakkan would no doubt take the time to flaunt their new found gains and parade them in varying degrees of humiliation, the persona of the Warden wouldn't. Instead the image of passing shadows and ghosts being pulled from view would fit the mystic more; any pained cries or discomforts by the Gems would only heighten such a sight.

Finally out beyond the walls, Heccarim came to an abrupt halt. The warmth of the sun made him snarl and he blinked sweat out of his eyes, by the gods he couldn't wait to leave. Still clutching the chains, he produced a bell from his body and vigorously shook it three times. Three times it cried like a tormented church bell and from the edge of the Warden's gaze came a carriage. Something wrapped in thick cloth covered in deep red stains was chained to the back of the carriage; it did not move. Two ghastly beasts whipped by a hooded figure pulled a black coffin carriage and from the back, a pair of deformed, tiny goblins rolled out.

"Master! Master!" the larger one called out, prostating before the Warden, "Kreek has taken most loving care of carriage yes yes!"
"Streek has taken most loving care of horses yes yes!" the smaller one cried, groveling at the Warden's feet.

The two creatures barely measured two feet in height and were part of a tribal society that had lived in the mountains of Harand Kor since before it was settled. When the original settlers came, they easily subjugated the race known as "Hoblars". Wretched and twisted beings, they spent their lives scheming and backstabbing one another while brown nosing to those above them. More than one prisoner tried to employ them in their escape, but for every Hoblar that tried to help a prisoner, ten more would run to the Warden or his jailers to prove their "loyalty".

Ignoring them, Heccarim walked forward as the two Hoblars pulled down the steps form the side of the carriage, their hearts and eyes full of cruel perverseness at the Gems who accompanied their master. Any other Hoblar wold have had the stupidity to ask the Warden for one of them but Kreek and Streek were different. Not only did they only try to limit their attempts at murdering each other to once per day, they knew better than to try to ask the Warden for rewards. Service was its own reward, as they'd say to Heccarim while they polished his chains and cleaned his mask.

Inside the carriage, the Warden too his seat as the two Hoblars took their spots besides them, gesturing for his new brides to sit opposite to him. Without a word, the driver set off once to door was closed and made their way back to Harand Kor.

"Let me be clear," the Warden spoke as his Hoblars placed wooden boards in the windows of the carriage so the Gems couldn't see where the path to the prison, "You belong to the Warden of Harand Kor. You will provide me with an heir for Harand Kor must always have a Warden. You will not attempt to escape less you wish to be intured in more than simple chains and still keep your flesh. Should one of you even think of it, I will flay the other and cut off her limbs before feeding them to you. Should you plot against me I will leave you in the deepest, darkest hole in mountains of Harand Kor, stripped and beaten with only a pack of feral, depraved Hoblars as companies. Do. I. Make. My. Self. Clear."


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