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2 yrs ago
Current I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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2 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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2 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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2 yrs ago
Sometimes we live in a society. Other times, a society lives in us. Occasionally, society.
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2 yrs ago
I am fucking screaming. Why are there so many fucking MLMs posing as actual marketing/advertising agencies. Just give me an actual fucking job reeeeeeeee
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It is the 41st Millennium and the galaxy is riveted by war, strife and conflict. Thousands of millions die everyday in a struggle for survival in an cold, uncaring, apathetic universe. The Powers of the Warp plot as the Elder struggle to uphold the last remenants of their once glorious empire. The Imperium of Man strangles itself under its own immense size as the T'au just begin their journey into a galaxy which will soon enough seek their death as well. There is nothing in this era which isn't struggle or survival; nothing in this grim dark era.

Unless you're the Orks. In which case its pretty fucking great.




This is Rug Raiders, the story of a gang of Orks who were inspired by the misheard words of a captured Rogue Trader and now seek to pillage and procure the finest rugs and fabrics in the galaxy along with whatever else they fancy. While this is a Tabletop RP, we will be using a very simple system known as Roll for Shoes. This system is simple and easy to learn and its open-endness lends itself to the silliness that is the Orks. In addition, some additional rules will be used to help streamline things.

Normally any action will require a roll from the player and a counter roll from the GM to see if it succeds or not. In the case there is no GM to do a counter roll, then players themeslevs can counter roll. Of course there are limits; doing your own counter rolls to see if you can jump up onto a ledge is more acceptable than seeing if you can fix an entire spaceship. This brings me to one of the core rules of the RP which is be reasonable; I'm not going to go into all the details but use common sense and don't try and do things that will purposely break the game or is wildly out of place; if it happens I will retcon it/force fix it with GM powers.

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There will be post requirements or what have you; if all you can write are two good lines then write two good lines. The RP overall will be ran more like a traditional TTS game instead of the more common variation found on this site.

This RP has a fixed number of open slots and those who have expressed interest in the check will have first dibs on the open slots. More slots will open if a player leaves or decides to give their spot to someone else.
So we have a transvestite aging secretary, a jackass that can hear machine spirits and a kleptomaniac.

Not sure what I really expected but this has so far already passed basic expectations
Banned for thinking this is going to ruin Fallout. Fallout was ruined the second it became a FPS RPG.
You grow old and medically die but are really in more of a vegetative comatose state for the next few decades as you're in that limbo between technically alive and technically dead and no one is willing to put you out without your consent first and that's kind of impossible at the moment.

I wish to wish.
Oats.

I used the bot to roll and got 3, but I can reroll it we want to avoid the Bad Moons. I’ll start thinking up a character either way but I’m on a phone tonight so I probably won’t post.

I wouldn’t be opposed if we want to all go Evil Sunz


Honestly, I was expecting everyone to end up as like Snakebites and have to figure out why the hell are there a bunch of almost feral Orks on a spaceship, but so far it hasn't turned out that way. You can play the Bad Moons or if everyone agrees, we can do Evil Sunz; if anything it'll help make a better RP name than just "Rug Trader"
@ClocktowerEchos

We must go even further beyond in the RNG. I want rolls. Call me a mad man if you will! I have made my choice!


The only real thing that supposed to be rolled and have counter rolls is the equipment and skills if you want anything beyond the basic stuff
@Lauder I just rolled a 2 for you which means Evil Sunz https://www.roleplayerguild.com/rolls/11490
You can try and play a speed/crack addict stuck on a space ship or do your own roll and see what you get.
Also, I might change the name to Rug Trader just so I can use this image:

@Lauder@BangoSkank Do you guys have a clan in mind or do you just want me to roll a d6 for you? Just so you know:

1 = Goff
2 = Evil Sunz
3 = Bad Moons
4 = Snakebites
5 = Blood Axes
6 = Deathskulls
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