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HOLY NUTS I WAS A MEMBER OF THIS WEBSITE FOR 8 YEARS?!?!
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Okay, now I'm back.
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I'm back, probably.
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its been a week and i still dont feel 24...

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I've been hoping for some sort of Kingmaker-esque roleplay without all the heavy mechanics of PF1, so this is right up my alley! Looking a bit full though, so I'm fine being denied in that case.
???, Equipment Room, Chaldea


As the Masters began to wake up and the other Servants mucked off to do whatever they do, Assassin spent most of the night taking advantage of the time he had to himself by exploring every secret nook and cranny of Chaldea that he could get access to. Invisibility and Presence Concealment were real blessings in accomplishing this, after all. Knowing all these were important later, for the time between missions. For now, this snooping around only served as good practice for his abilities. Gotta keep those old bones moving, after all.

At the moment, Assassin had decided to find a place to rest, more excited to wait for prospects of truly putting his profession into practice than getting himself in trouble. And out of all the places he chose to wait, it was in one of the storage areas, more specifically the one the Masters would have to go to in order to get themselves properly equipped for their first mission. Of course, while he was definitely there, where he was specifically was a mystery, waiting to be found out. Even if his own Master attempted to see through his vision through their connection, he would only see pitch darkness... or more accurately, dimmed steel gray.

There was indeed a surprise, a "prank" waiting for the Masters in the room, one they would not suspect... or understand, really. Those youngsters are too uninitiated for true comedy, after all. They'd have to be wiser than others of their age to truly understand Assassin's sense of humor. Of course, this surprise was not at all an act of malicious intent, but rather, something benign and harmless...

Master of Disguise: B

Laying on one of the steel tables in the equipment room was a pickle, seemingly placed there sometime last night...

HP 103/110 SP 64/80 MP 10/10


Out of everything, wacky ninja magic was definitely something Lew did not expect from these bulky creatures. Still, giving it enough quarter to cast spells meant Lew had failed at his job as a 'tank.' To allow his opponents to freely mess around with his allied camp... No lord would recognize a Samurai as incompetent as himself. It was too late for Lew to help his friends as well, as doing that would just give this Kappa more room to use whatever other tricks it had under its half-shell. Instead, Lew had to focus on the one he was staring down now.

Taking a quick note at the crossbow bolt that hit its chest, Lew gave a quick glance towards Raime, nodding in approval before facing the kappa once more. Controlling his breathing in order to build up more strength for his Power Attack, Lew slowly approached the kappa. His sword was held in front of himself as he kept his eyes on each of the kappa's limbs, waiting to anticipate any of its movements. If it would try to grapple him once more, Lew would avoid the movements of its arms, only continuing to approach farther. Of course, rather than an attack, Lew began to use the threat of a stronger attack to keep the kappa at its toes in order for it not to cast another spell.

Of course, if the kappa was ballsy enough to attempt another spell or even go for a full-on tackle against Lew, it would find its beaked face slashed to bits.

HP 103/110 SP 72/80 MP 10/10


Lew groaned in discomfort as everyone came tumbling onto him soon after his chest was caved in. It was good that his pain settings were low enough to where he didn't feel anything, but the feeling of everyone's weight on top of his freshly hit chest was not ignorable, and quite discomforting at the very least. As he waited for everyone to get off of him, Lew reached for either of his swords, quickly going for his wakizashi as soon as he noticed the kappa he was fighting was quickly distracted by an opportune shot from Raymond. It was a real good thing that Lew's tactical choice of making one of his arms a few inches longer than his other would pay off easily.

As soon as he was free to stand up, Lew quickly took the chance, keeping his eye on the kappa who had recently grappled him to the ground. As he did, he held his short blade in a position to where if the kappa were to approach him, it would find itself skewered on Lew's blade. Keeping note of this, he quickly kicked away at the kappa's discarded spear as well, so that it would not reach for that weapon either, before moving himself in a matter where he would be between the kappa and his discarded katana.

All Lew could do now was wait for the kappa's next move, knowing that the other kappa had been aggroed by the rest of his team. As he awaited, Lew took a deep breath as he prepared for another Power Attack, ready to stab or even slice at the first limb the kappa would throw within his range of attack.
Made a couple of updates to Autolycus now that I've finally gotten some sleep. Put the Excalibur in the fucking bag.
The funny thing is I was already working on a thief before the gacha. Not the same wolf, though.

I blame the power imbalance on Assassins being too weak.

Do you guys want a Discord chat?


yes
lupin huh

guess i'll do a phantom thief
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