Darcel

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i once skidded my car on the highway and lost total control. luckily i got out of it without a scratch, and my car too.
i did kill someone tho, but i left before the cops came

@Luna_Maria

You killed someone? Cuntfagulations.

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I scowl a lot.

Not So New

Welcome.

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I'm not a relationship kind of guy but if I ever marry anyone, they'd have to physically fight me to get a divorce. I'd be like an account bound unique item in an RPG. You can't get rid of me. It'd be a fair fight too. I wouldn't have married you if you can't throw a punch.

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Nine times out of ten, I suck at coming up with titles for stories and RPs that aren't fandom. Case and point: the best title I could think of for my most recent 1x1 RP sounds like a cheesy light novel along the lines of "There's No Way My Little Sister Could Be This Cute", "Caught In the Carnage Between My Girlfriend and My Childhood Friend", "He's my brother, but as long as we're in love it shouldn't matter", or "I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me".

[@Otaku95]

Why am I laughing at this...

The Argue Zone

Nyah.

The Argue Zone

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit?

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie?

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?

What the in the name of the Queen did you just fucking say about me, you little chav?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neckbeard?

What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude?

What the swag d­id you just fu­cking yolo about me, you little wayne?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about My Little Pony, you bucking foal?

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute?

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little?

OY, WUT DA ZOG DID YOU JUS' SAY ABOUT ME, YA STUPID GIT?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little red bitch orb?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you male pig?

What's this you've said to me, my good friend?

What the fucking fuck did you just shitpost about me, you size-challenged neckbeard?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shitlord?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about ShitRedditSays, you little pedo?

Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker?

What. WHAT. wHat. WHAt...

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When I'm drunk, I usually end up rearranging furniture, dusting and vacuuming at night. Still have no idea how my neighbors don't hate me yet.

Hullo

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