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In Ossvien 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Time: Evening
Location: Pantry
Interactions: No One



Elenei dug through a barrel, essentially eating little bits-- or rather, large bits-- of whatever she could get her hands on that didn't require any preparation to eat. This mostly meant preserved meats-- which Elenei was fine with. She loved meat. Winifred tended to prepare meals ahead of time-- and the woman was nowhere to be found as El had made her way to the kitchen. Unfortunate, as Elenei had all but forgotten her dream from earlier was in the mood for playful banter and flirting that typically came from talking to Winnie. At least with her it could lead to something. Ah well. What little scraps the woman had left over from her preparations Elenei had made quick work of as she made her way back to the pantry. There, she ate at least twice her body weight in meat before finally feeling satisfied.

Two drunken pirates-- Zully Antony and Lexington Holcomb Elenei recalled-- made their way into the kitchen giggling at their own jokes. Elenei peeked out from under the lid of the now empty barrel chewing on... something? Jerky? Preserved venison? Regardless, she was trying to remain out of their sights, she didn't need people giving her shit about... all of this. Of course, that would have been easier had she not leaned her sword against the barrel... but she was hoping the two were too blotto to notice sheathed bastard sword. She listened in on their conversation, interest piquing as they shared their own tales of adventure, renown, and women. The two drunk heartily as they paced around the kitchen, not paying attention to where they walked as they stumbled about. Zully made a drastic misstep, slipping on a bit of peeled potato as he bragged about once helping take down a kracken-- his neck headed straight for the edge of a stool, Lexington not fast enough in his inebriated state to reach out for his companion. Elenei's brown eyes, briefly flashed a brilliant gold upon seeing this. The man's body twisted unnaturally and he fell on his ass-- the two pausing before exchanging nervous laughs, deciding they could continue these talks in their bunks.

After the two had left, Elenei too, decided she'd had enough of the kitchen for the night, climbing out of the barrel and taking her bastard with her-- But not before grabbing a bottle of wine.

Time: Evening
Location: Main Deck
Interactions: @Tae - Katurah

The new girl had been playing for a while now, Elenei observed. The sailors around her slurred their barely memorized versions of the perfect renditions of old pub songs the girl played on her violin. She had gotten a chance to observe her before from the upper deck, but Elenei hadn't been this close before, the girl really was skilled at her craft. All that being said, her crew-mates were so drunk at this point they probably wouldn't even notice if she stopped. Elenei took a pull of the wine and gave a short nod to herself, she didn't want the music to stop either, and she wasn't drunk enough that it wouldn't. But she needed to speak to this new pirate of theirs even more.

"Ya know, yer allowed to take breaks once 'n a while," Elenei said, approaching the cat girl, "Most o' these dreamers 're so slagged at this point they won't give a damn," She shrugged, "An' th' folk that do c'n fight me. As pretty as yer instrument thar is I bet yer voice's even a sweeter sound." She gave a sly wink, "Name's Elenei, I woulda introduced myself to a pretty thing like yerself earlier, my Pa always told me it rude to keep a woman waitin'." She gave a sidelong glance, "But I was busy ahh... navigatin'" She offered a sip of her wine to the girl.




Thierry-- No, no. It was "Clementine" now. She had to refer to herself as such even in her innermost thoughts for now, lest she get caught unawares and accidentally let it slip who she actually was. Not that anyone in this backwater cared about anything as lofty as "Internationally wanted eco-terrorists," but that was the whole point, her comrades had said. Her comrades had said a lot of things... anyway, Clementine read a month-old newspaper-- this town really was a place out of time--for the umpteenth time. Another member of her sector caught. He didn't make headline news. Not even front page. He was a blip on page seven. Clementine knew why-- the guy was a small fry, barely had been with the org for a month before The Split, as the founders had decided to call it. He had nothing to offer. The pigs were upset they hadn't caught anyone in any real positions of leadership, like her, for months. She didn't know where her comrades were, but if it was in places like this, that seemed to have a bubble of oddities and abandonment protecting it from any real kind of relevancy, then they wouldn't get anyone. That made her happy. Still, she felt for the kid.

Clementine sighed.

What the fuck was she getting done here, anyway? The question was rhetorical, but she gazed at the filthy pool with her eye as if she expected it to answer. She flipped around in the sorry excuse for a pool chair and flopped on her exposed belly, allowing her back to tan. She couldn't get in the pool-- even if she wasn't convinced it was a hepatitis trap-- chlorine fucked with the chemical burns from her injury. All she could do was gaze into the blue abyss, hoping some horror from beyond reached out and gave her bored hands something to do that wasn't twiddle aimlessly and tinker with this motel's broken electronics. She craved Shiva's blessing. Her soul was starved for artistic meaning, she required spiritual and hedonistic indulgence. Or else what? What was the classic 'guy' response? Maybe you just need to get laid? Good luck when there were like 15 people in this fucking town!

Clementine pulled her wide brimmed straw hat far over her eyes in silent frustration. She remained like this for some time, listening to her own pulse in her ears. She remained like this for so long she didn't notice the two children who had run up to her, practically screaming by the time Clementine tipped her cap up with a thumb to listen to the two, eyebrow raised.

"Lady! We really need you to resolve something for us!"

"Yeah!"

The distinction between the two really didn't matter. They were both buck-toothed dusty figments of her imagination as far as she was concerned. Clementine didn't really "do" children. In fact, after spending as long as she had here, she wasn't sure there were children in Coalfell. Despite seeing these two, she still wasn't convinced. Still, this was better than nothing, no? Perhaps these youths had some interesting philosophical insights between the two of them. Clementine bit.

"What." She responded coolly, resting her head against her arms, still laying on her belly.

"Is water soup?"

What?

"What?" She responded, almost with a scowl.

"We been arguing, and we think water might be soup!"

"Yeah!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

"I'm saying--"

"No-- don't say it again. I get what you're saying. What I don't get is how you could be so stupid as to think this is an appropriate question to ask other people."

"But you use water to make soup, don't you?"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah, but you can't just pour a beverage in a bowl with nothing else and call it soup."

The boy smiled, "Ahh-- so water is a beverage?"

Clementine's eye widened in anger, "Yes, you little bastard!"

"Who's to say a beverage can't also be a soup?"

"Yeah! Yeah!"

Clementine pressed her hands to her temples, trying not to smash these two little shit's faces together, "You drink a beverage out of a glass, you eat a soup because it's a broth based meal and nutrient rich."

"Okay, but what about when you drink a soup out of a thermos? And what about nutrient rich beverages, like V8?"

"You get V8 out here?"

The boy shook his head, "Just imagine for the example."

"Yeah!"

"Okay..." Clementine pressed a hand to her forehead as she felt a headache coming on, "v8 is advertised as a beverage, it doesn't have food chunks. It's just a drink, that's why you don't eat it out of a bowl. And as for the thermos argument, there's still food chunks-- it's not a beverage, it's a soup you happen to be drinking out of a cup."

"Okay..." The boy nodded sagely, "So, then what if I put fruit in my water?"

"That would just be La Croix."

"Okay, okay..." the boy laughed, "But I think you haven't completely dis-proven that water on it's own can be a soup-- there just needs chunks of something in it..."

"So... is ice water soup?" The other boy chimed in.

Clementine shot both boys a look that caused them to run away in abject terror. "I need a drink."


After a quick trip to her room at the Cadillac to slip on some jeans (She figured her bikini top was enough of a top to satisfy the scarcely enforced "shirt" rule). She ended up at Momma May's, a place who's watered down piss water she had become well accustomed to over the past month and a half or so. She found quickly to be served here one had to give off an air of downtrodden-ness, and ignore the stares. Maybe because that's the air the average Coalfell citizen gave off? Simultaneously having given up and not giving a fuck? Either way, Clementine was a quick learner. She was about five beers deep before she heard the bell ring again. She didn't turn right away. instead focusing on the wolf piss they called beer before her, trying to build up some kind of buzz to fight off her oncoming migraine.

"Hey hey!"

Oh?

"Does anyone know of a good place to stay around here?"

The silence that followed hung like a strange fruit. Clementine turned to the stranger. The pretty stranger. Strange fruit indeed. Clem smiled as people stared. No one was going to answer, of course. People around here didn't really like talking, unless it was about something either entirely inane or completely insane.

"'Good' is a bit of a high bar around here, I'm afraid." Clem rolled her eye, "There's definitely a place to stay, if you're desperate."


MENTIONS: @NeoAJ

Hyakusawa Academy
April 19th, 2019
3:30 PM


With an internal 'huff' Jazz's feet were reunited once more with the floor, as the much larger girl placed the much smaller girl gingerly on the school's linoleum. She wouldn't let the other girl know it, of course, but Jazz was a bit disappointed. If only she had asked 'Can you stand?' Jazz could have easily lied, 'Goodness, no! I'm afraid not.' and the fantasy could have continued, if even just a moment longer. It wouldn't have even been an entire lie either! As she stood now, closer to the woman than ever, her ex-gymnast's legs felt like jelly packed into sacks of useless flesh, she felt she was due another collapse any second. Much like the hysterical southern belle's and their fainting spells-- perhaps she had inherited the swooning trait from her name sake?

All this was to say, while a bit dissatisfied-- she certainly wouldn't let that notion cross her face. Her friendly smile remained so, her expression one of genuine affection and appreciation for being saved. This was the first time Jazz had gotten a good look at the girl that wasn't a quick (perhaps much, much longer than quick) glance from behind or a gaze within the throes of exhaustion that sent her right over the edge. This girl was pretty. Jazz had known that already, on the surface level at least, in her rush to speak to her from before-- but she hadn't been able to gather the extent to which that beauty seemed otherworldly.

Her hair wasn't just long-- it fell perfectly each strand of midnight lock knew it's place on the woman and created a seemingly effortless mane, Jazz knew girls back home that would kill for this kind of hair in weave. Hell, had Jazz not inherited some of her father's Iranian genes and gotten lucky with her 2B type hair, she might've considered killing her for it. Most girls here had black, straight hair, sure-- but none seemed so effortless. It almost made Jazz a bit jealous, and a feeling she seldom felt-- self-conscious. She had to spend a bit over an hour every morning straightening out her kinks and naps and conditioning out her frizz... she wondered what this girl's hair care routine's were...?

And then there was her skin... it was so... ugh! Jazz, still within the light grip of the girl setting her down, couldn't be convinced that she hadn't hopped out of the pages of some fantasy novel, or, what did they have over here in place of comics? Manga? She was completely unblemished, such pale, perfect skin no blemishes! The self-consciousness rose in her again, Jazz hoped her eyeliner had done it's job of hiding the bags under her eyes-- that her slight freckles weren't seen as unattractive to the girl. The pièce de résistance, were of course her gem-like eyes, shone like two hope diamonds, looming at least a foot above her. There was of course, more to observe... like her hands... dear sweet merciful lord her hands-- but Jazz's mind could only work so fast in the moments as she touched the ground. She called it a gambler's technique, a way to consider as many strategies as possible on the fly, especially in games like Poker and Mini Baccarat, where long pauses could be seen as weakness-- but really it was just severe anxiety. S-shut up! Still helpful in those games though!

The point was, this woman could easily be a model. Also she smelled amazing.

The moments of her being put on the floor felt like they lasted an eternity as Jazz's thoughts raced. But in reality, it was but a few seconds, and Jazz was back on her wobbly sea legs. The mystery classmate said something quite simple as she ensured Jazz was stable, that sent Jazz's already struggling heart completely aflutter. "I think you're all right," Much of the world went away, just the two women, facing each other-- they weren't alone, but to Jazz it felt like it. The slowly thinning hallways seemed a galaxy apart from the two. "I'd rather hear you talking a lot than not at all."
BA-BUMP

Jazz could hear her heart beat in her ears. The blood rushing throughout her like a waterfall threatening to gush out of her. It felt as if she had been hit directly in the chest with an arrow. It took all her strength not to grab her chest to make sure she wasn't bleeding after a flirt as blatant as that. Jazz wasn't completely new to this-- she'd been flirted with by women before, she'd even had a girlfriend before. She knew how crushes began, and how they felt like everything suddenly revolved around them, at least. But it had been some years since she'd been flirted with this frankly-- to say she was taken aback was a bit of an understatement. Still, she supposed it was to be expected, she had literally just asked this girl on a date after all. Had she used the word date? Fuck! This wouldn't be a proper date anyway-- just an after school outing between two classmates who wanted to get to know each other. Dates would come later. Hopefully.
BA-BUMP

And hey, if she was lucky-- maybe this girl could teach her a bit of Kanji-- maybe she had some tips on how to pass Miss Sawa the Shrews's upcoming gauntlet. And luck-- despite the recent spring of self-doubt coming from the girl's own beauty-- was something Jazz had in spades-- and clubs, diamonds-- every damn suit. Of course... the mystery classmate still had to say 'yes' to her proposal. After quick dusting of her uniform, she responded as such "Coffee sounds like an acceptable reward since I saved you from picking up a concussion. If you want, I'm free now to grab a cup."
BA-BUMP

Jazz's smile widened, to an almost cocky degree. Of course she'd say yes! You're freakin' adorable, dude! How could you doubt for a second that she wouldn't want to go out with you? It'd be like not doubling down with an 11 while the dealer's showing a 3! This isn't amateur hour. And since when has your gaydar ever been off? 'If you want' Yes, I want! Yes, yes, yes! The Mystery classmate finished speaking, "I was going to head to the court to see if there were any fools I could dust, but I probably should do something a little more low-key after all that."

Jazz's eyes narrowed momentarily at this. She played basketball, of course she did! She certainly had the build for it, the muscle, the h-height-- just from this brief encounter, Jazz could see in her deep eyes a determination to achieve victory. She was probably a beast on the court. Jazz had aspirations of being a professional gambler one day-- the casino's in America and pachinko parlors here were child's play compared to what the pros wagered, and some of the best money was in sports. Of course, no amount of fake ID's could get someone like her in on that industry, you needed an in. Making a substantial introductory bet on a team with someone like her? That was how you got in. But all of that aside-- Jazz was confused, she somehow knew this girl played basketball. Had she just guessed at it in her delirious state? Had she seen her face somewhere before...? Was she featured in an article she had read? Or rather, tried to read, knowing her history with the Japanese written language. A mystery for another time, perhaps.

"I'm sorry, I don't know if I ever got your name..."

She tilted her head with a smile, "Oh, you didn't. Remember, I passed out drowning in the endless pools that are your eyes? You had to save me like one of those sexy lifeguards? It was all very dramatic." Jazz. Yes? Jazz, you did not just say that. I did. Fight me. She's going to think you're crazy at this rate. Jazz ignored that train of thought, "I'd love to see you play sometime!" Jazz blurted out, "I'm a statistics nerd when it comes to games like basketball, and I might not look it, but I'm an athlete myself. Gymnastics. I was even considering joining this school's team when they opened up tryouts for new members." Jazz had let the point get away from her. Again. The girl had asked her name. "Anyway, my name! Jazzy Cyra, back home they call me Jazzy Belle for... 'reasons,' Jazz rolled her eyes just mentioning the nickname, "But for you? Jazz works just fine." She said this with a sly wink, "And what about you? In my head I've just been calling you 'Mystery Classmate.'" And cute.
I have clearly failed. I'll try tomorrow.

I'll have a post up later tonight hopefully if I don't die in a car crash or something.
@Noodles So when's the next best time to have Shakti be introduced to the crew?


MENTIONS: @NeoAJ

Hyakusawa Academy
April 19th, 2019
3:25 PM




Okay. Okay, okay, okay. So... Jazzy can fully admit, to herself at least-- that she was definitely probably mostly faking it by this point. But, look, okay-- before you go throwing your glass shards haplessly at the walls of your wolf-proofed stone houses, you riotous pigs. Riddle me this; Would you not do the same were YOU in her Balenciaga slip-ons? I bet you wouldn't, would you? That's right! Because you're too poor to afford her shoes, you couldn't Yurchenko a mile in her Balenciaga slip-ons. You know, so before you judge her for this, how about you look at your own life decisions, pal? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and then toss away those garish Timberlands-- ugh. You know who wears Timberlands? Construction workers and New Yorkers. Do YOU want to be mistaken for a New Yorker? I didn't think so. Get better shoes, and then fucking swoon in the strong arms of a gorgeous Amazon and stay there for as long as possible.

So, Jazz was still extremely delirious.

Not delirious enough that she couldn't see an upside to being delirious, mind you, Jazz is still, at her core, Jazz, after all. Oh? She thought, An upside? Well, yeah, think about it logically dude-- you've basically got a free pass here. You can do whatever you want! Play up this 'delirious' character a bit. Exactly! Like, you've been admiring her grip on you ever since you first awoke, wondering all kinds of things about her finger strength and length, all kinds of things she could do with them that aren't basketballs... weird shit, really. You've got a bit of a perverted mind, dude! Sh-shut up! I am literally your mind. Not only am I not wrong about this, I won't shut up until you die.

Alright, your point being. Well, if you're so curious about how strong she is, why don't you reach out and grab her arm? You know? Get a feel for yourself? Th- What? What? Look I know I'm a little woozy in the head right know but that would be non-consensual touch! That's a form of sexual assault! I shouldn't have to explain this to you. Oh it's not that bad. Oh my god, I am not being gaslit about sexual misconduct by my own mind right now! Oh come on! She's touching you all over and you're in no state to give consent! That's different! She wasn't hunting me down just to catch me when I happened to faint because she has a thing for short fit brown girls! And even if she did... I like being held by her. I can't know if she'd like me to touch her unless I get clear body language or I ASK. Asking permission Jazzy? You've changed... You can't be my mind... I must be hallucinating this whole thing as a way to avoid talking to her!

And with that, a snap, and suddenly everything went silent for a moment. There was only the blackness of Jazz's eyes, still pinched closed. Then sound returned, Jazz's racing heart beat, the hurried steps of a few students hurrying about, and her savior's, the mystery student, still holding her. This both pleased and confused her-- she supposed the nurses office must be closed after hours-- but that wouldn't make any sense, what about club members and the athletics departments? A mystery for another time, she supposed, she was just still glad to be held. Now came the real trouble... once she opened her eyes, what would she say?

Slowly, Jazz opened her doe-like eyes and let them set on the mystery student's, as blue as the Mediterranean. It took the woman a moment to notice Jazz's stare, but when she did, Jazz didn't miss a beat. She put on her best 'winner's smile' a tactic she had seen her father pull on many a client when she was still young and he would occasionally bring her into work with him. Confidence is key, kids.

"So hey, before that whole "fainting spell" business, She gave an embarrassed sidelong glance, she put fainting spell in air quotes for some reason, despite clearly having just woken up from having fainted from overexertion, sleep deprivation, school stress, and dat ass, "I was actually going to ask you out for coffee! Would you want to get coffee sometime? if you want, you don't have to though." She heaved a heavy sigh of relief, as if a huge burden had been lifted off of her shoulders, the 'winner's' smile' faded into a friendlier, more natural one. "I can't tell you why, but it was important for me to say all that before I properly thanked you. So thank you! I don't feel any pain so I'm pretty sure that means no concussion! That would have really been a bummer... but now I get to thank you extra hard... maybe with coffee sometime! Or, if your tastes are more expensive we can go somewhere else? I kind of have a bare bones understanding of most of this town outside of like..." She stopped herself, Um. I feel like I'm saying a lot, am I saying a lot?"
In Ossvien 4 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Time: Evening
Location: The Bridge
Interactions: No One






Elenei sighed.

The diminutive woman stood at an old, c-shaped oaken desk, it took up about half of the room, and sat in front of the windows. One whose legs had so lovingly been sawn in half by the crew to accommodate for her height, her hands were pressed against the table and fully extended from her body as she leaned against the table, no one ever came in here anyway, 'sides the lookouts and occasionally Aharuhn for... Aharuhn reasons. So her only real company here was this damn table. It might have even been considered nice once, if not for the years of wine spilled into it, the wobble of one of it's legs, and the creeping sea rot that eventually got to everything around here. It smelled distinctly of death, which comforted Elenei more than she could say. The desk was here before here-- The 777 willing it would probably be here after her, yet somehow it felt like an freshly-made companion every day, still.

Strewn about on this mess of a desk were all the tools a navigator of her caliber could ever want or need. Sextants, calipers, sea maps, nautical charts, both fake and real, common logs both broken and unbroken, for some reason, a whole mess of calipers, mostly broken out of frustration-- she even had an astrolabe. Who even used those anymore? Well, her Pa was an old school kind of guy-- to her, these tool were mostly superfluous-- for him, it was important she know how to get back home no matter what and well...

She looked at the dusk with a gleam in her eye, a small smile could help but creep it's way across her face.

Well, she preferred the night. For many reasons, some more lustful than others, sure-- the smile became a smirk, as she thought of all of her conquests from over the years, fair tavern wenches, busty maids, lonely noble-men's wives, and there were so many innocent things to deflower-- the smile became a bit more bashful as she thought to her failed attempts, namely, pretty much every female member of her crew. She would get her sweetest Nur, as far as Elenei was concerned, that flower simply required being in the right place, at the right time for... Captain Nightingale was forever a game of cat and mouse, she liked flirting with her sure, but at some point you have to up the ante. Cap didn't swing her way, sure, but perhaps if there was a mediator... Yes! Malek would do perfectly, too-- Elenei may be a bit oblivious, but she wasn't blind, there was definitely something there between the First Mate and the Sweet Captain... and honestly? If Elenei had to be with a guy...

She shook her head. Taking note that she had begun to lean against the wall rather casually as she fantasized about threesomes. Debauchery wasn't the only reason she was fond of the night. The ship she basically grew up on, The Black Ballerina, was painted, well, black! This made sailing during the day a gamble, any vessel takes that risk in these waters, but at night it makes you practically invisible-- to pirates and Navy alike. The Mermaid's Fortune wasn't entirely black, but it was mostly-- which meant it would be a challenge for many navigators to see it at night. As a creature well versed in betting, Elenei would take those odds over the bright whites of more boisterous pirates and the Navy any day.

As the sun completed setting and the sky continued to darken, revealing the glittering stars above, Elenei's smile became a toothy grin. There was another, more personal reason she preferred the night, and that was the stars. Elenei pulled her favorite star map out of one of the many inner chest pockets of her vest, this one was well-wrinkled and worn around the edges, and signed with her Pa's initials in the corner. She doubted she would need it, but she liked having it out still, it made her feel as if her Pa was with her, watching her, helping her along somehow. She didn't know. It was silly, but she enjoyed the thought, so she hung on to it.

She spread the chart out mostly on auto-pilot as she gazed up at the glittering white lights in the sky, gaining her bearing much easier from the sky than from the chart. Her Pa used to say that the stars were all 777 gods winking down on us, granting us a wee bit of fortune in our journeys-- and the luckiest of all also happened to be the dimmest-- the runt of the gods, and if you could find him, he would be the one that would always take you home. Elenei believed this tale fervently as a whelp, and spent months trying to practice techniques to find the runt star from all over. She can find it easily now, of course-- the trick is to look for his family, they surround him in an upside-down 7 shape. Leaning over the star chart, Elenei easily performed the technique she had so struggled with as a child. Looking out the windows of the bride into the night sky, she closed one eye, she reached out with her right hand, fingers locked together save for the thumb, which jutted out to left forming the "7." she searched for but a moment before she found him. The dimmest little runt in the night sky.

She wondered if she believed his stories, sometimes. After all she'd seen, and heard from all kinds of different people from all kinds of different backgrounds. She felt bad for thinking it at times, but there probably were more than 777 stars in the night sky. She had no way of knowing, it's not like she could ever count them all-- it was just a hunch. Not really a place of study where people like her belong anyway. But, and maybe she was just stubborn for this, she believed his his dreams and myths and fantasies anyway. Even if she logically knew they weren't always true, she believed them fully, even now. Someone needed to carry on his stories, anyway. And what good was a daughter who couldn't even do that?

"It's okay," She spoke gently to the star, "Big sister Elenei's here t' spend some time wit' ya now." Finding the star would have made her smile, were she not already grinning. She reached for a bottle of wine that wasn't there and her smile dimmed a bit. It occurred to her that she still hadn't eaten. She hadn't eaten anything all day! She pushed these thought's aside and returned to the star, he'd just poked his head out! She wanted to at least know where she was going before she left him alone, even for a few minutes. "Ya know..." She continued speaking to the star, "I prolly would be yer big sis, wit' you bein' a runt n' all... ya might nah know this, bein' so far away an' all, but 'M actually pretty tall fer a Gnome, 'specially a lady-Gnome." She paused, to let that sink in, "'M taller than all my brothers, I am. An 'M strong too! I coulda gone into sportin'!" She nodded, satisfied with the star's non-response. She pulled out a good pair of calipers, and between, glances at the stars, the ocean, and the helmsman--- charted a course for tomorrow, and if the weather was bad, the next few days after that.

Much of today was spent between the lookouts, Royston the helmsman, and her, pulling whatever maneuvers they collectively knew out of their asses to avoid sinking them all. Furling and unfurling the sails as rapidly as possible, rudder switching, firing cannons at boat carcasses in the way, relying on sheer luck.... Getting a ship this big into Parlay Cay was one thing, getting it out? As soon as you've woken up? Without prior knowledge of important things like... the wind and weather? Needless to say, the entire navigation crew could use a break. Elenei was glad to be done with it all, aside from the occasional crag of rock and half-drunk lookout could spot from several knots away, Parlay's perils didn't stretch this far out into the ocean.

Elenei sighed once more, followed by a growl in her stomach.

Her job, aside from giving the rotating crew of helmsmen direction, was done, thanks to the runt star, and the relative ease of orders from the Captain. She wanted the fastest route to Shadowmount. That was easy. Hugging Sunken Reef we'll run right into it if we go south-west. Speaking of! She went to tap Mr. Royston on his back for some of the first non-frantic human interaction she'd had in hours. "Hay," She pulled out her compass, north-- good, with Parlay Cay this far behind them they could safety follow along the edge of the island with reefs and such messing up the hull, "Head south-west-west for now, come mornin', we're headin' south-west-- this is a good distance from th' island 'n I want t' keep it," The man responded with a single gruff nod. Gods, what a smooth guy.

She was halfway headed back to the bridge before she heard the Captain's booming voice. Rousing speeches were always her forte. Elenei didn't know how she did it. She supposed she'd have to learn, if she ever wanted to become Pirate Queen. Anyway! Booze was mentioned? She wasn't a rum girl herself, but perhaps someone could be convinced to uncork a bottle, or 12, of the King's Red? And a fiddler kitten... the Captain knew Elenei's love for music... and pussy, had she gotten her a gift perhaps? Yes... she would certainly participate in the night's festivities, and luck be with her she remember almost none of it come morning.

Elenei's stomach let out another growl. She sighed. Yes, yes-- she would get drunk as hell and hopefully fuck SOME woman on this ship, but first, she would eat.
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