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I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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My dog died.
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*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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This is an odd conversation I've stumbled apon.

@Lord Zee

I thought about a way to desrcibe Goehearth's kids a little more in detail. I could make cs for them but put it in his cs. What do you think of that?
Really, no questions, interests, concerns? where did all he warhammer fans go?
@Lord Zee
"RRRRGGGHHHAAAAA....DEEEAAATTTHHH?! WHERE ARE YOU?!"


The small town he saw having a festival not to far in the distance infuriated Goehearth beyond his own comprehension. The humans would simply think it was the wind when they heard his roar of rage, but any supernatural entity would know better he knew. If Death was nearby, than he was either running or hiding, but Goehearth was not going to bet on it. During the many times he played Death at chess, Death had drawn him in with unusual tactics. The game began. The new Vile were anxious and fidgety, looking at their new bodies and putting cuts in the road. "My improved warriors. Go into the town undetected and find Death. He would look human, but out of place most likely. Then report back to me. And control yourselves when dealing with humans. You have yet to fully expereince your bodies." The three Vile turned to their god and stood tall, but still smaller than their boss's true form. "Yess bosss. We won't disssapoint you!" the lead one said and the three were off.

I'm on your tail death, then we can figure this out, the old fashioned way...
Well then, this is awkward. Well...welcome to Legio Incantis, an experiment of mine. You may not like it, but I'm bringing some of the knight houses and titan legions to build a better more supportive titan legio. I, Fabricator General of Mars Adept Cornilious, am to be your ArchLord, and this will hopefully be a good and easy time...unless war is called again.




Welcome to The God Machine Topic Discussion.
This is where I'll discuss ideas and answer questions about the Rp before I make it. Once the Rp is up, I'll put a link here and then I'm going to close this topic. For now, is there any questions?
@mercenarius No but I have played Skyrim over excessively

@Lord Zee The setting you gave was very similar to some parts in Oregon.
"Take me to the hanger, now!!!"


The driver simply looked confused. "Boss? Why so sudden a trip?" Goehearth's eyes blazed. "Just do it, blood bag!"
The driver had never seen him this infuriated before. He scrambled for the wheel and drove as fast as possible without drawing suspicion. He got to the air strip quickly, and a plane waited on Goehearth. He ran towards it and told them to head to Olympia, Oregon.

Within a couple of hours he was coming the streets of a small town outside city limits. His car drove by a gas station, and then "STOP!!! Here." He ran out of the car and examined the area.

Death had been here.

Goehearth turned to his guards. He couldn't expect them to be able to assist, let alone keep up with him if he went into his true form. He motioned for them to come to him. "You three, how would you feel if I took away your humanity?" The guards exchanged terrified glances, when the more experienced one said "How do you plan to do that boss? and what for?". Goehearth cackled, scaring the inhabitants of the gas station. "Why, replace your body with that of a Vile, and so you can assist me in a hunt." The younger of the guards looked like he was going to wet himself. But the other two simply went straight faced and stood proudly. "We are already you current servants, my Lord"

"Perfect" he said with insane glee.

Pain was all they felt. Pain was the only thing worth enduring, anything for their god. Chaos is their lord and they are grateful for his dark gift.

When the rose, the three guards were lizard-like bird men, with horns and a toothed beak. They suits were tattered due to their transformation. Their eyes were a pestilent green, like emerald orbs glowing in the darkness. Goehearth laughed manically. His form blazed and shifted, and he revealed his true form. He walked from the flames as a beast, but one of beautiful entropy than vicious horror. He laughed in a deep hissing voice. "Well Death, I hope you have had your fun, but we need to have a talk!" and took Vale Splitter and destroyed the gas station, and made sure his driver was still sane. His driver was simply horrified, but other wise unharmed in the vehicle. "Wait near the safe house in Olympia." and he and his new Vile started of into the dusk.

@Lord Zee
Goehearth,
God of Anarchy


Nine Pm
New York National museum


"Hey Dave?" "What is it Jack?" "Why do we always get the sucky job of guarding the weapons exhibit?" "No damn clu-" *crack* "Dave?" *phew*

As the body of the guard hit the floor, the killers came out. Two men in black suits came into the exhibit and flanked the entrance. Then He entered. Goehearth, as a large brutish mob boss, came in with a evil, satisfied look on his face. He looked to his guards. "Great job boys! You'll get first pick of one weapon from this exhibit for a friend of mine to fix up. Then call the others in to drag out the bodies and clean up." The guards went into a frenzy, their faces glowing with greed. "Thanks Boss! One question tho". Goehearth turned a step from the mace's case. "Yes my loyal human guard?" The guard then gulped. "I know you got your memories and powers of a god back and all, so why use us to get your mace?" Goehearth simply cackled. "Because I don't want my presence known just yet. I'm bringing in old friends and would like to find my siblings and children first." "Oh, that makes sense." and the guard started his looting. Goehearth then turned to Vale Splitter, his eyes glowing in anticipation. His broke the glass and picked it up with his right hand. Immediatly, it molded to it's former splendor. Metal flakes formed in mid air and reshaped the weapon, while the rust and corrosion fell off like a liquid. When it finally finished, a red glow came from the facets and it's transformation complete. Goehearth shivered and sighed in relief, knowing the magic he once knew came back to his hands. He decided he needed a 'reaffirmation' of it's power. He looked and saw his guards eyeing decent weapons, both actually having some magic to them. He then saw a museum guard at the entrance. "Boys, it looks like we have a guest...bring him in so I can welcome him." The guards immediately made for the security officer, who they roughed up and dragged to their boss. The employee cowered in the shadow of Goehearth, and he smiled wickedly. "Do you know who I am?
and I mean really know?"
The man made a squeak then cleared his throat. "You're William the Troll, the crime boss known for his brutal victims." Goehearth laughed heartily. The guards laughed too. "That is my current persona, but sadly no,
you are incorrect. Tell, what do you know of the oldest known gods?"
The man seemed confused. "Why only what I hear from the big-wigs. And all that is nothing but theories. Why?" Goehearth leaned forward "Because we exist and you humans forgot" and he uppercut the man with the mace causing him to explode. He looked at his guards and said "Bring in clean up and finish and leave in one hour. Leave no evidence." and with that left the museum

That's when he heard it.


@Lord Zee

I'll probably do a goose chase sorta deal and find them after a while and make them NPC's
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