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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
14 likes
7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
4 likes
7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Blitzkrieg said



I like to imagine they all combine together like Voltron to make something really awful.
Darog the Badger God said
You give me this sudden urge to strangle you........let's see if it stops.....nope....it's actually rising faster now...




"Good, good...
Blitzkrieg said
Holy shit, I like what happened to this thread.


Only 30 million men gave their lives to make it happen.
In G 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Esper said
A side effect of being single and liking shiny things.




Yo dawg, I heard you like shiny things.
In G 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Esper said
--drags Bea and Tempest back to the secret lab--


You're like a sexually charged trapdoor spider.
Captain Jenno said
Only a Big ups for Mother Russia!And da, komrade Dervinski. Who would need therapy in our perfect democratic communist workers paradise?


No one.

In... unrelated news, we may need to open another Gulag. Too much praise for the weak, decadent Capitalist Pigdogs.
Lady Squee said
Nothing.Tempest got Spam motivated to get back to its old self.Then the retards amped their forces.


Everything changed when the Tard Nation attacked.
The Nexerus said
It's a New Years party. They're drinking to celebrate that only a tenth of their country's populations starved to death that year, instead of the usual fifth.


It's just like Mario Party, only the Red spaces kill your family.

Captain Jenno said
Ah, tovarishch Dervinski! Let's get down with our funky Commie selves.




Comrade Charlie should not put up with that shlyukha
Lady Squee said
You'll notice it's more of one person with a few in between. Not really a bandwagon.Also, I thought this would be "Give me an STD"


You aren't the only one.

In Letter 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The Nexerus said
It was all just an elaborate set-up for a joke about the best actor in Hollywood.


I'll accept this as the best Yahoo! Answer.
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