Dervish

I Have it on Better Authority

Tempest said
Pshaw. Please baby, make the opposite sex less attracted to me. PLEASE. And cripple my sex drive some, maybe I can get some work done. BE RIGHT DERVISH IM BEGGIN YOU!

Of course I'm right.

I'm a doctor.

That'll be, like... 130 dollars.

I Have it on Better Authority

I fuckin' warned you all.

Look at what you're doing to yourselves.

I have it on good authority

That joining in stupid bandwagons makes you impotent and sexually repugnant to the opposite sex.

It's true, the Surgeon General says so.

Also, you all have type 2 diabeetus.

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

Doivid said
Its sentient energy something something evil dude.Idk I remember all thr crack theories (nanobots) better than the copout official story the gave.

So, basically it's what Taco Bell does to your digestive tract.

My Life Has Come To This

Yeah, leaving school and entry level jobs really makes meeting new people a giant-ass challenge when you move. I've been out West for nearly 3 years, and I only have like 3 acquaintances in town and a small group of friends in the city. Hang in there!

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

Holmishire said
As a matter of pure curiosity, I would wonder as to what extent this dislike reaches. Whether you remember it or not, I used quite a number of LotR gifs back on the OldGuild, though it was most certainly not my unique method of communication. Is it solely the pointlessness of the gifs in question that disturbs you, or also the common and repeated usage thereof?

You have to ask?

It's the replying to every thread and nearly every post with a very much so unrelated "reaction" picture just for the sake of posting a picture, especially when everything someone is posting is related to one singular thing. I don't care if people love something and often use that thing from time to time, but c'mon. Just go take a look at the past day's post history and see if you can't see why someone would say enough is enough. I haven't really seen you online the past couple of days, but do take some time to go back to Mummy's posting history and pulling up just about every Spam thread you can and see if you can't see what everyone else has.

The Nexerus said
What's a smoke monster?

I never seen the show myself, but I know of the smoke monster. It's basically this mysterious cloud of smoke that seems to be sentient and kills off random characters for a few seasons.

Victoria Day

I technically was supposed to, but I volunteered for 3 days of overtime.

If you are reading this, don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

Captain Jenno said
But what do Blitzkrieg's tattoos actually mean?

Nex is also the smoke monster.

One rage gif just wouldn't do it....

Social media is the lowest form of humanity.

One rage gif just wouldn't do it....

BrobyDDark said
OK? Them owning a website like Twitch doesn't necessarily mean everything will just change. Kinda of like when Disney bought half of the youtubers and PewdiePie isn't wearing Mickey ears and talking in an annoying squeaky voice. Youtube just gets more money from "owning" Twitch than they do normally. Nothing is gonna change, and you'll still be able to see the dongers being raised. Get over it.

Pewdiepie doesn't already have an annoying squeaky vioce?