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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Sherlock Holmes said
Well, eff. Where will we now keep the Nat?


We, uh... had to sell off all the cages too.

Nat's loose.

...I'll get the tranquillizer guns.
Jorick said
CANNIBALISM IS OUTLAWED IN THIS KINGDOMGUARDS, SEIZE HER AND THrow her outside or something?


We no longer have an outside. We sold it to make room for all the giant letters.
Jorick said
A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.ONWARD TO GLORY!


This goes well with the commie jokes from earlier.

Or the Imperial Guard.



Choose, for courtesy's sake, summary execution or a firing squad of your own men.
Heavy petting zoo?
Tempest said
I'll add it to the crippling debt :3




That's the spirit!
Jorick said
Pfft, bandwagons are a natural part of Spam. This is better than the retard jamboree that the place has become lately, at least.


Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.

RusalkaRabbit said
We better all slow down on the bandwagoning before they have to amputate our limbs!


Too late.

Both of my hands are now hooks.
In G 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Tempest said
Hey... Hey Halo.... People actually eat several spiders in their sleep in the course of the year.


This is actually false.

Myth busted, motherfuckers

Smurf dicks, on the other hand...

Halo said
BDSM fetishist? Explains your reaction to The Harbinger yesterday


I know you feel this. ;D

BrobyDDark said
Not unless you're the infamous G-Spot Spider.


Esper?
RusalkaRabbit said
I find it really funny that the thread you made to complain about bandwagons started a bandwagon.


I knew it was going to happen.

The diabeetus spread faster than I feared.
Sherlock Holmes said
I said I authority -- I never said I wanted to do anything with it. I mean, /effort


This is why you are the mod Spam deserves, not the one it needs. :D
You rapscallion!
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