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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
14 likes
7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
4 likes
7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
8 likes
7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In Drawing Fantasy-styled Spammers. [Requests open, no guarantees.] → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The switcheroo was both unexpected and amusing. I was like, "Wait, where the hell did he get rice worker from?!" XD
In My Pms... :( → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
1591 at the moment.

The +6000 claims startle me.
In Russia vs Metal → 12 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Platanus said
Sacred rituals, sacred rituals... hmmmpf, logic seems quite sacred to me, reason, some hypothetical stuff like human rights or even as imaginary as freedom. Religious institutions have been not only mocking but demolishing, destroying and tearing apart all that for millennia... and no one seems to have taken notice. So when is it our time to be offended? Oh, I have forgotten one little fact: they are the ones in power.Of course, it is never about sacred rituals, offence, respect or stuff like that. It is always about power.


Except for the whole fact that it was mainly the church driving scientific advancement in the middle ages and a lot of what we know about history is directly because of the fact that monks and priests were among the most literate people in the world and recorded everything painstakingly by hand so knowledge wouldn't be lost to future generations.

Oops.
In Mass Effect: Nova → 12 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Well, it was a fun run.

I'm working on a new RP and hopefully get some renewed interest. No sense dragging out this longer than we have been.
In ~Majora's Mask: Oathkeeper's Dawn~ → 12 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
A lot of the Nintendo stuff looked pretty cool, I'm mostly excited about the new Rainbow Six and Far Cry 4.

Also I am obscenely happy Captain Toad has his own spin off, because that was one of the best parts of Super Mario 3D World.
In Developments → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.


Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
In My Pms... :( → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Cpt Toellner said
Shlurp shlurp


I legitimately twitched. Eww. XD
In My Pms... :( → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
what?


This. Mine's still massive.
In Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Jster said
So did Lillian.


Lillian also lacked assholes burning down brothels.

We shall not be defeated. GhostDervish will accompany my comrades in spirit.
In Let Me Create You (Spam Sims) → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I have the ability to pop a stiffy.
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