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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

This was painful to read. I think I have a better grasp on Farsi than whatever the hell that was.
Btw, it's Rebekha Gaela, not Siame.

The moar yew knews!
In Vader Sessions 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Crya said
Am I the only one desperately hoping that Siame Industries ends up holding some giant evil secret and that they'll end up doing some really evil shit by the time we're through with this? Rebekha Siame is a reaper pass it on


Fuck you.

You ruined the ending. ;_;

Everyone pack it in. There's no point in continuing.

/wrists.

Cpt Toellner said
Or that they are really good after-all and we are just horrible people.


We ARE a bunch of crooks and murderous assholes.

And they are kind of, you know, enforcing law.

Yeah, I'm going to go out of limb and say we are not the good guys here.

Sundered Echo said
I'm pretty sure we're all the bad guys.No idea about Rebekha, she's probably not a saint but I think she's better than we are.


She also rescues baby seals from oil spills and has a sloth sanctuary.

And she has an under-par swing in golf.

And her pick-up lines work.

I fucking hate her.

Cpt Toellner said
More like:


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGH!
Mosis Tosis said
MGS3 reference?


I was going with generic trope, but sure, we'll go with that.
Cpt Toellner said
I kind of got that feel when I first read her reaction to him.


It's either that or they're having a stand off with pistols drawn over a chasm. Anything's possible!

Lots of a activity today. Fan-fucking-tastic. I'm loving the diversity in everyone's perspectives so far, it's going to lead to some good interactions before too long, I'm betting.
WittyReference said
Dervs, I can't help but feel like you guys are just adding unnecessary steps.


You fuckers just don't understand the superiority of bagged milk, you fucking apostates.
Lady Squee said
Just like Bambi's mother.


No whhhhhhy?!
Lady Squee said
That excuse for spoiling things is a sucky one.Granted, nothing was really spoiled except Ep 2 in this thread, but for Pete's Sake.Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone came out in 1997. You don't see me spoiling the fact that Harry's parents are dead. Oops.


You motherfu-

Now you're going to tell me Dumbledore dies, aren't you? :[
Kesik and Tanya are destined to be BFFs, obviously, because popular culture dictates early rivals/ enemies with common causes end up becoming best of buds.

Or he can keep being a slaving pile of shit, that too. :D
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