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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

AmazinglyVivid said
I plan on posting here in the next day or two! I'm still trying to work out what I want Saseen to do in the bit of downtime... Maybe hassle Darnya...


Well, she is being a lump in the floor. That's worthy of harassment if I've ever seen a cause to.
Other than the batarian collab with Vakte and Toellner, we still are waiting on Hank, Vivid, Voltaire, Halo, and Legion.

I know Halo's on vacation, so we'll move on before he gets back most likely, but let's keep this thing running, shall we? Check in the OOC and let me know how you guys are doing! If we don't have anything else by the weekend, I may get a post to move things along.
Smiral said
sharing is caring you piece of shit


Sharing is for Bolsheviks.

Cpt Toellner said
I'm like golum when it comes to my food.


Doivid said
I only buy regular/smooth peanut butter now because literally no one I know ever likes chunky and I'm always sharing food with people, but fuck do I miss it. :(


I'm the opposite.

Fuck sharing.

I'm a goddamn grizzly bear.
By far one of the funniest games I've played. Beating each world is worth it just for the cut scenes.
idlehands said
Next step is honey peanut butter. Evolve. Chunky peanut butter is for peasants.


Fucking ew.

I love honey, just the thought of it premixed in peanut butter is fucking weird.

Also, I haven't bought a jar of chunky in probably about 6 years. The solid peanuts fuck me up half the time.
Not to mention the universe shrinkage by cramming in cameos from several original trilogy characters including making C-3P0 and R2-D2 pivotal characters, trying too hard to be serious with boring ass political discussions, insulting everyone's intelligence with the Gungans and Jar Jar Binks by trying to cater to kids overly much, having at least three alien races that come across as racist caricatures, battle droids making goofy ass remarks, a huge over reliance on CGI over real sets (none of the prequels aged well), the fact that Hayden Christensen's acting made Anakin such a throughly unlikable character when the while point of the trilogy was supposed to be his fall into becoming Darth Vader, forced and awkward love plots...

Fuck. It's endless. I still watch them from time to time, but nostalgia from when I was a kid does not help cover the fact the movies are pretty mediocre with none of the magic that made the original trilogy such cultural powerhouses.
Don't be like Becky.
idlehands said
Yes! Why is she not a super hero?


Because comic book writers and artists are terrified of anything resembling a strong female character that doesn't dress up like a slutty Halloween costume goer.
TheMusketMan said
A Dickwad who doesn't know what they are talking about and is just talking and never stops and....Of course these are just tips, you can do whatever the hell you want.


I can't do whatever the hell I want because it's illegal in most countries.

siiigh

One day.
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