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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In IT'S A TRAP 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You're fast on the track to becoming a frequent shitposter.

Try not to do that.
ActRaiserTheReturned said
Well, I don't agree with most of his theology, but I admire him in some ways. I hope he's fine too, but I heard he has only one lung. I don't want him to die now, as I believe that he might not like where he ends up after dying. In my version of Christianity, you can't get to Heaven by being a nice guy, you need to accept Jesus.


Good thing that there's multiple sects of Christianity that entirely disagree with you. Thinking that you know someone's ultimate fate is just hubris and arrogance, plain and simple.

Since I don't accept Jesus, I guess I'm burning in hell. Oh well, I'll probably see you there because you are probably doing several things that another sect that God probably prefers more finds atrocious.

In short, don't be a dick. Saying most of the people on this forum are basically Hellbound because they don't accept Jesus kind of fits the bill, and if there is a God who decides all things, then He allowed Francis to become Pope. Hard to be the head of the Catholic faith by not believing in Jesus.

And no, changing the dogma of an ancient institution to reflect the times doesn't mean he doesn't believe in Jesus. I'm like 99% sure the Pope is more pious than you are.
TheMadAsshatter said
I have to wonder why no US manufacturers have reverse-engineered and built their own Russian weapons. Mosins, SKSs, AKs, maybe even SVDs, if one bought one of the ~127 that are actually in the US.Man, that would be the day. US made SVDs built to Russian specs.


Robinson Arms did for a while, they made an AK variant called a VEPR.



Also, I had that backwards. The Moisin is 160 and the SKS is 200.
Sundered Echo said
Well, then the death star was evidently not a very good super laser.... xD


It would have been if they, you know, hired a welder to put on a fucking grate over the exhaust port.
Fuck winter.

Fuck plugging in my truck to make sure it starts in the morning.

Fuck shoveling back breaking amounts of snow three times a day.

Fuck wearing 4 layers.

Fuck frostbite.
You're destroying my manly facade with this adorable shit.

Seriously, that's fantastic. I love the Esper one, although one wonders what kind of asshole owner would stuff a cat in a corset. :D
In Spam Island 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
PERFECT.

That's almost exactly what my Mii looks like. :D Only mine has big intense crazy eyes and the :| Mouth.

I hope he's crazy as fuck. :D
In Spam Island 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Oh shit.

Seba tortures animals. We're next!
The word cringe.
Tanya may not know the difference, but if she had information of his time on Earth, it wouldn't be an excuse. :P My apologies I should have double checked.
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