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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Azarthes said
Im about to have a conflict with you bby God isn't my presence in this thread making it all the better?You're welcome, everyoen


You're the resident jiggalo.

Don't forget the condoms!

EDIT: Because I know how the internet works, I'm just going to drop a disclaimer here that my previous post addressing Jorick is in no way, shape, or form combative or looking to start an argument. I've said my piece, which was more to elaborate what I said earlier. Take it or leave it kind of deal.
Jorick said
Y'know, I thought better of some people in this thread before reading it."Why are you caring about dumb video game shit when there are worse problems in the world?" is basically the same as "omg stop complaining about your life there are people who have it way worse." GJ sinking to the level of shitlords on Facebook with your faulty logic.That shit is dumb. It's entirely reasonable to care about things pertaining to one of your hobbies (ie video games), regardless of whether or not you also care about other things happening in the world. People are capable about caring about more than one thing at a time, and big international problems do not make smaller problems go away or stop being problems.-1 Jorick Respect Points for Dervish and Idlehands. I'd also deduct points from Sable, but I have no idea who the fuck he/she is so they're already at zero. Keep up the good work, fuckbunts.


Nowhere did I say you can't give a shit about multiple issues. My amusement/ annoyance lies with the people who are up in arms over this but don't seem to give a shit about anything else. Sure, it sucks game journalism is subject to bias and genitalia related corruption, but it's nothing new, and real world newspapers suffer from the same issues, always have, always will. It's just remarkable that people are acting like Zoe Quinn is like some video game Monika Lewinsky crossed with Watergate or whatever.

Sure, it's annoying but it's not worth moral outrage, especially in light of everything else happening in the world at the moment. It's one thing to talk about it; it's quite another to get in a massive derpbate about it. Should people care and want answers? Sure. But the amount of passion and indignity shown over something that frankly isn't that big of a deal ( especially in an industry that's full of questionable shit) is kind of like freaking out over finding out an athlete has been doping up. Sure, it brings up the question if anything the athlete did was ever legitimate and it might have screwed somebody out of a championship or some shit, but the average person shouldn't get worked up over it. Let the authorities do their thing and move on. This isn't like finding out EA is funding all their games with blood diamonds and they're financing an African warlord. This is maybe, possibly a woman sleeping with journalists to get good reviews for her game. Whoopie.

I'm not saying ignore it. I'm saying stop overreacting to something that really isn't a major issue. It's just fucked up how riled up people are over something like this when they seem oblivious/ don't care that a shitload of people are dying. If somebody is concerned over both things, fair enough. They aren't whom I'm addressing.
Welcome home! Hope your trip was awesome. :D

And who the hell wears a fannypack these days?
Awson said
Holy butts, Derv. "Video games aren't serious" is the weakest shit.


Suddenly, my head canon of you is a 12 year old on Xbox Live.
Oh god, that just looks wrong.
genghismike said
I read something once that said that due to the wide spread trade routes established after the Mongolians created their massive empire, it paved the way for the black plague to spread so far across Europe and Asia. Had that not happened and the nations they subjugated would have remained largely isolated, it wouldn't have had such a huge impact.I like that scenario.


Pretty much the truth of it. A major reason Europe became the dominant global region and started that whole age of exploration before anyone else could was because the Mongolians didn't get the opportunity to trash most of Europe, while huge swaths of Asia and the Middle East were fucking wrecked by the Golden Horde. The handy supply roots to Asia helped immeasurably, to be sure.
Larfleeze said
I...I like green apple...


APOSTATE!
The Nexerus said
You're feeling better now? God damnit. I had this awesome funeral planned, there was gonna be a water slide.


I want a bouncy castle at my Viking funeral.
"Honey, the news is saying something about a Spanish Flu outbreak. This is why you shouldn't vaccinate the kids or let in Spanish immigrants! "
Burger King bought Tim Hortons! Now how am I supposed to assert my national identity if Americans own my favorite disgusting powder coffee and stale doughnut franchise?!

Oh, and the best part of this "gaming journalism integrity" nonsense? It wasn't that long ago when pretty much the entire video game industry was in a massive slander-filled console war where it was less about promoting your products and more about asserting how your competitors are sodomizing your mother and replacing your dog with a Korean refugee.

Pardon me if I find a squabble over an indie game that ten people have heard about is entirely underwhelming, especially when the whole concept of indie games is basically a console generation old.
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