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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Twerking is key to the Zionist agenda, didntcha know.
Ruby said
Indeed. WHY are they trying to say?<3


Autocorrect is out to get me, I swear. D:
Cpt Toellner said
I kind of wish I still lived in the dorms now...so I could yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" in the showers at 3:30 in the morning.


lmao

I can only imagine why this was a thing.
Mosis Tosis said
On the subject of what to do with all those Siame losers: Kosso definitely doesn't want them around, but he doesn't know enough about operating a large ship to know if they're needed, so he'll defer (grudgingly) to someone else's judgement.


Aren't conundrums fun?!
Doivid said
There's some connotations there.x.x


"I'm gonna wreck it!"

Cpt Toellner said
inb4 Minecraft DLCohshi..Im sure we will see some stupid money-grabs related to this in the future, like Microsoft re-releasing MC for every update, so we would need a new copy every year or so.


I can't wait for Minecraft 15. I heard they updated the player roster.
Cpt Toellner said
Me and my girlfriend get blood on our sheets....but for entirely different reasons.


How many times do I tell you to do your ritualistic sacrifices in the garage?
People who use irregardless. It isn't a word, and regardless means exactly what they are trying to say.
Derpestein said
Awww.I thought you were going to give the brave ones leeches and ineffective, dangerous medicine ._.


It's totally what's in the cans of pop. :D
We should address the awfulness that is people wearing pajama pants around in public. It's goddamn weird.
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