Dervish Member
Let's get volatile
STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: Dervish
- Joined: 12 yrs ago
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Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.
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Let's just say my weekends growing up were less playing in the snow with friends and more Mad Max. Losers would forfeit their toques.
Each PS4 comes with a complimentary box of Kleenex and a do not disturb sign.
Blitzkrieg said
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Where did I read that one before? It's been making the rounds.
They should also have a snowball fight tournament and full contact toboggan races. The winning country is the last to remain on the sled after 3 runs down the hill, elimination style, and the first to reach bottom at the end of run 3.
Larfleeze said
Do I....
Infatuate?
Killed in the line of duty by a flying errand condom.
KuroTenshi said
That makes sense Haha I remember when I was a kid I once heard shark eggs were referred to as mermaid purses and I remember thinking, "Wouldn't the shark bite off the mermaid's hand?" XD
It's why you don't see mermaids anymore. Amputee mermaids make for terrible swimmers.
Hey oh, let's go! Blitzkrieg Bop!
Ex-Toellner may be an asshole, but he's our asshole.
Ex-Toellner may be an asshole, but he's our asshole.
Jorick said
His voice was totally unrecognizable with all the effects and modifications they did to make him sound like a dragon. Nobody would've known it was him if they hadn't announced it ahead of time.
It's like how Vin Diesel was the Iron Giant.
What Griever is trying to say was he was gang raped by Xbox fanboys while waiting in line for a PS3 back in the day.
Myth busted... and several nuts.
Myth busted... and several nuts.
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