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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Foxxie said
Yes. Disembowel the woodland creatures.


Happy Tree Friends!

Holmishire said
Um, I personally prefer—stylistically speaking—less detailed deaths. Though I don't mind gruesome ones, so long as we don't end up with maybe a 250-word paragraph describing the order by which the victims guts cascade onto the floor.


I actually wasn't going to make an amendment, don't go overboard with detail like GRRM talking about food for 3 pages.
1. Ender's Game - Orson Scott Card
2. Jurassic Park - Michael Crichton
3. Rainbow Six - Tom Clancy
4. Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy
5. Point of Impact - Stephen Hunter
6. Child 44 - Rob Tom Smith
7. The War of the Rats - David L. Robins
8. The Last Citadel - David L. Robins
9. Fight Club - Chuck Palalhniuk
10. A Song of Ice and Fire - George RR Martin

No particular order.
Detailed violence?

Right on. Death should be traumatic, goddamnit.
In Hello Spam 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Smiral said
It should be common knowledge that I hate my name at this pointBut it's -still- better than Augustus


Know what's even better than that?

Megatron.

Also, glad life's going good Rilla! Hope being a dad's the raddest thing that ever happens!
Smiral said
Wait, why is Jurassic Park on at least 3 lists in here, I've tried to get through that movie at least 4 separate times and I've failed every time


It's my favorite movie, ever. You just need to stop shooting up heroin beforehand, like all you cool kids are doing these days.
This should be pretty rad. Count me in, I'll help any way you need to.

-What would you want your character to be named in a serious story? Tyler Dervington
-List any names for Starships you would want to use.
-The Cossack
-Fenris
-Borealis

-If you were in charge of a ship or a fleet in a space battle, what strategies would you use?

If possible, gather long range reconnaissance with drones or scanners to determine enemy composition. Heavily favour flanking maneuvers and feints. Use smaller ships to act as line guards for ships with more devastating long-range weaponry if forced into open battle, forcing enemy ships into range of the line to keep out of the fire of the heavier ships. Use celestial objects to stage ambushes, break line of sight, and break engagement if necessary. Use fighters to primarily intercept missiles and swarm ships that approach the battle group. Once a wave is broken, the battle group advances in line in pursuit.

-Do you have any ideas for names of planets?

-Orion Pax
-Exodus
-Baunhamern
-Sentinel
-Glitoria
Squee, let's nerd out about dinosaurs.
1. Game of Thrones
2. Community
3. Firefly
4. Vikings
5. Futurama
6. Brooklyn Nine-Nine
7. Attack on Titan
8. Terra Nova
9. Beast Wars
10. Mythbusters
In :) 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I stand by what I said.
In Ehhhh aguuu 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Halo said
Why do you hate sugary delicious treats, Dervish? What happened to you to make your heart so dark?


Something about my parents being cultists who tried to summon demons to do their bidding and got me instead. It's a long story that somehow ends with me winding up on Earth after crashing the alien mothership when I took a leak on something I shouldn't have.
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