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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

This is a bummer, it was good playing with you all. I'm sure I'll see you all around!
So how's it going? Been quiet the last few days.
Robeatics said
Hell yeah, guess who's going to Disney all day.


Kim Jong Un!

Amirite?
I know you feel it's the best choice for you and a chance to reclaim your life, but I think it's pretty damn brave making this decision. I hope your operation goes well and it brings you the closure you need.
Toellner and Dervish, wrecking shit and taking names. Excellent representations; totally worth the wait.

I'm waiting for a comical hairball to come up in the middle of a particularly arrogant villain speech.
Smiral said
wow how the fuck is there a legit ebola conversation going on in herecalm down


We could be screaming in our outdoor voices if you'd prefer.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I thought it was down to a 50% fatality rate.


Might be, but usually untreated and with the nastier strain, it's basically all but certain you're dying in a horrible manner.
In Who am I? 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You sound like a dink nugget.
Hank said
Hmmm, arguably, but you'll find most loremasters will agree they're different races.


Also, elves and humans can totally breed, so it's not effectively the same as being a sheep fucker.
Kaga said
You know.The reason why Ebola is such an epidemic in Africa is cuz of the overall terrible health over there - like, brought about by lack of sanitary conditions and good, easily accesible medicine and shit.An Ebola outbreak wouldn't happen in the US, or Britain or any other well-developed country for that matter since the hospitals here can handle it and would be able to treat people much more easily. So even if a few cases sprout up from people who went to Africa, I think we can all rest easy knowing that it won't shoot across the continent like the fucking plague or w/e.


Ebola's not exactly a super treatable disease, they only just developed a vaccine for this strain after this outbreak happened. You also can't vaccinate against it yet, and there's different strains of it. The scary part about it is that it takes several days for symptoms to show, and those symptoms could be any number of other common ailments, and if anyone is in contact with you at that point, they run a high risk of infection. You wouldn't know hou had ebola until it's far too late, and the disease has a 90% fatality rate. While I don't doubt we're better equipped to handle an outbreak here than in Africa, it would still be absolutely devastating until it runs its course.

I can't stress this enough: the only way to deal with an ebola outbreak is to quarantine all the victims until they die. This is a seriously horrific disease that does not have an easy or effective solution, or really much in the way of effective treatment.

Edit: Also, Ebola originates from Africa and scientists still really don't understand the source of it. It can't just happen on another continent because it doesn't naturally occur anywhere else than central Africa. It's fucking weird.
Azarthes said
If you were a candy I wouldn't even buy you,


He's probably fucking licorice.
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