Dervish

I know where you are

Goldmarble said
Drunken embarrassing stories!Back when when I was 22 or so, I was up in Northern Alberta. I was working two jobs, busting my ass during the day, and din't really know anyone other than my sister and her friends. Being Northern Alberta, there is sweet fuck all to do, other than go to the 1 club in the surrounding 100+ km, and get shittered. So, that's what we did. Go to the club, 2 double shots of whiskey, then two pitchers of whiskey and coke would get me drunk enough to dance. One night...I think there might have been another double or two in there....I was at the stage of drunkeness that no fucks were given. So random "hot chick" started grinding on me. Problem: me being a young, inexperienced shut in, awkward as hell didn't know what to do.....so just went with it. Then got thirst and walked away. Seriously, just left her in the middle of the dance floor, walked to the bar, and got myself another pitcher of whiskey and coke, sat down, and drank.Course, all I remember is that she was shorter than me (and I'm 5'8"), was blonde, and not fat (vague memory is vague). So, considering that this club was notorious for letting minors in? Also that STDs fly around there like flies on a carcass? Maybe it was for the best....still awkward as hell though.

I was expecting this story to end when you discovered she was a he all along.

I'll think up stories, there isn't a huge amount that are that amusing. Although, my friend getting roofied by a chick at the bar was pretty hilarious, except for trying to haul his drugged ass back to the apartment when he had about 40 pounds on my other friend and I.

Mass Effect: Nova

Really good post and a fun read! Barb's rather barbed personality is amusing as hell, so points for that. :D

A couple minor things that do need to be edited though are regarding the Tyrus. The turians had retired the ship, but due to clerical errors it wasn't classified as a the stealth prototype it was and that wasn't properly dismantled, and secondly very few people know their ship is a stealth prototype so that wouldn't be hugely common knowledge, and the turian government wouldn't be after it, especially since they have already contacted Nova about potential work.

However, the nature of this post can still work! It's very possible the Suns know all about what Nova's flying and could be the ones footing the bill for the job, so I'd focus it more on that. Other than that, I like it!

Doodlequest 3

BrobyDDark said
Oh. Well. Now I feel awkward.

Hey, if you didn't know, you didn't know. :D No worries, man. We'll just wait until mbl reigns down the land for us.

It's literally 5:12 am and I just drew this.

Ace of Spades said
Should I be making a new character for this, or...Edit: Error connecting.

Are you running the game in OpenGL? I couldn't connect until I did that. It should be from the launcher menu and what not. I'll check the IP later, I actually can't be on at the moment.

'50's mobster Assassin's Creed?

mdk said
Well yeah. But those are the same (in-game) people who said 'We're not going to do a game about Ezio, Connor, Altair, or what's-her-name-from-the-psp-one.' If anything that makes it more likely.

The thing was Ezio, Connor, and Altair were all from Desmond's memories as you were playing as him and weren't being extracted to be transferred into an entertainment product.

Doodlequest 3

Broby, if this is anything like the last doodlequests, mbl largely decides your stats and skills and inventory.

It's literally 5:12 am and I just drew this.

209.15.212.226:22525 is the public server address. I'll be tooling around periodically, so let me know if you guys are on!

It's literally 5:12 am and I just drew this.

Dude, that's fantastic! Thank you! :D

And I will post the server link when I find my way to the PC again.

'50's mobster Assassin's Creed?

Yeah, Ace about covered it. I also recall them saying Japan was a very unlikely setting, as would be ancient Egypt.

I really liked the comics set in Revolutionary Russia. If they could flesh that would, even as DLC, I'd love that.

It's literally 5:12 am and I just drew this.

By the way I have a public server I located if people want to get together.