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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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PrimezTime said
That's rad, dude. Keep rockin'.


You're another one I forgot. D'oh.
In Hi, I'm Boxes 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Is this Foxes trying to tell us he's an empty mystery inside?
I play beer pong with non-mixed rum from time to time. It encourages me not to lose. It may or may not have been a terrible idea on a few occasions, but man, I fucking hate beer. >_>

Usually, most of my parties involved a bonfire and card games. Once, we did a murder mystery, which was kind of fun, but I wouldn't want to be a cop again. You're too busy trying to solve the case than getting shitfaced with your friends.

Although, I did shoot the murderer from blank range with a paintball pistol without paint. This suddenly became a hilarious party trick as people were chasing around their freshly-wet buddies getting out of the pool with a cold blast of Co2. That was pretty hilarious, and by far nowhere near the most irresponsible thing we've done. That would be the 12 foot beach bonfire.
In Starbound 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
genghismike said
so, after much talk of it here on Spam, I decided to give it a go.

Was pretty cool for a bit, did my usual gathering of resources, etc....

Then the place I was building in a mountain got blasted by a fucking meteor out of no where.

Like.... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

;.; Half my cave and the mountain was destroyed.


Every time that happens, I just start belting out "I don't wanna miss a thing" by Aerosmith as I'm avoiding being crushed to death from galactic debris.
I think I'd curl up and die if I were in that situation. Glad you're still with us!
Blitzkrieg said
A drinking party on a Tuesday night? Even I'm not that hardcore.This coming from the guy who had a flask full of Captain Morgan during every chess-club meeting in freshman year.


Chess club with The Captain? Fucking right.
Card said
Well okay thenI'm not going to remember them all, unfortunately. -Smiral-Nargle-KB-Aza-Dervish-Doivid-Awson-FoxLeFay (is she still around?)-idle-Esper-mdk-Turt-Brovo-Hank-Goldmarble-Bea and MikeI forgot people, probably. Sorry if I did.


Damn it, I knew I was forgetting a few people. You were definitely intended to be on das list. Card is cool people.

I'd be on the Skype group more often, but I find myself removed when I'm AFK so people can do voice chat on a regular basis, and I hate bugging Tripz about invites lol.
Between dead decomposing shitrat and cleaning public restrooms, I'll take the rat. >.>
People I consider friends:
-idlehands
-Grif of Hearts

People I quite like but don't converse with much outside of Spam:
-nargle
-Tripz
-Kuro
-Shirley
-Sophi
-Jorick
-Hank
-KB
-Drakel
-mbl
-mdk
-Elendra
-Bea
-Mike
-Awson
-Goldmarble
-Serevee
-Taaj
-Ace
-Foxes
-Blitzkrieg

And moar, but those were the ones that came to mind off the hop.
idlehands said
Try it while you have a mouthful of food.


I have been known to watch YouTube while eating. It's not completely foreign to me. :P

It also helps I see disgusting things all the time at work. Ever wonder what a muskrat that drowned in sewage smells like after a few months and you have to remove it? :D
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