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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Turtlicious said
ITT: Dervish makes light of rape.


Relax and stop being so politically correct. You make it sound like I'm the first person to make a crappy joke about something terrible, which I'm pretty sure is how most comedians maintain their careers. Most people who know me know where my values stand.

Sure, it's tasteless. But so are dead baby jokes, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, and so on.

The follow up joke was pretty much because "Oh my god! I am so sorry for offending your sensibilities." is something I reserve for people who have a personal reason to take legitimate offense to something. There world's full of terrible shit; if you don't make light of it once in a while, it becomes suffocating. Doesn't make the joke teller a bad person, despite what you may insinuate.

TL;DR internet arguments are stupid, I'm not sexist nor advocating sexual assault, and you need to lighten up from whole wheat to rye.
Turtlicious said
Rape jokes are funny I guess.


Rape is never funny.

Unless it involves a clown.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Teach me the ways of human courtship, Master Dervish.


Step one: Clubbing prospective mates to take them back to your dwelling is considered cruel and primitive. Stick to roofies.

Step two: Wear enough cologne to make plants wither and die. It drives prospective mates crazy trying to find your natural scent that they are naturally drawn to you, despite the tears.

Step three: Only wear tear away track pants for obvious reasons. Time is of the essence.

Step four: Flowers and candle lit dinners are fine and all, but your prospective mate is more impressed if you take down big game and bring it to their dwelling as a gift.

Step five: Install key locks on the inside of your dwelling; this prevents your prospective mate from leaving before the courtship is concluded.

Step six: Nobody likes poppy romance music. Black metal reminds your prospective mate that their time is finite, and they should definitely find a mate before it is too late.

Step seven: Instead of rose pedals leading to the bedroom, leave condoms. It then becomes a game to determine which one your prospective mate will choose.

Step eight: When assuming the position, make sure it is a dominating one. Your prospective mate will not be impressed if they are overpowering you. They want to see that you aren't to be fucked with, which makes you worthy of fucking. See step four.

Step nine: Once finished, make sure at least 25% of your prospective mate's body is covered in bruises. Anything less means they will not be satisfied and will find a better mate who will show them who's boss.

Step ten: Give them a relaxing bubble bath. Bonus points if you provide a rubber ducky.

Step eleven: Brush your prospective mate's hair to make sure that none of your critters escaped during step 8.

Step twelve: Order pizza. This is not negotiable.

Step thirteen: Make plans for next week, but show up the day before. This shows you aren't bound by laws of men.

Congratulations! You are now the master of any relationship.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
This is the most brilliant thing I've heard all week.


Thank you, thank you. I am an expert on such matter. Stick with me, and you'll be going far. ;D
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Having had neither I really have no opinion on the subject I guess. It would be nice to hold hands.


Just go up to some random stranger and take theirs. They won't mind if you explain it's for science.
Cosmic jizz!

NSFW.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
He is one of many.




BRUCE BASH!
Hank said
Someone can explain to me why a neutron star functions the way it does, but I cannot detect one using calculations and advanced technology. That's the difference to me.


Very similar boat.

I love the hell out of learning about space and all that stuff you read in science reports and news articles and what have you, but there's no way in hell I'd be able to even begin to understand the complexity of what went into making these amazing discoveries. I just love learning about that stuff... just don't ask me to do the leg work.
Halo said
Most people at my school (which, admittedly, heavily favours sciences in terms of number of students taking each subject) feel the opposite - that humanities like History and English are unbearably dull. Do you think either your teachers or school had a large impact on you feeling that way? And, considering you enjoy your job, which involves lots of maths, do you think it's just the way it was taught rather than maths in itself that you thought was boring?


I think the thing for me is math only has one solid, unimaginative answer, and the fact that you can be handed a sheet of say 20 questions of 4 different formulas just makes it repetitive and an exercise in memorizing said formulas rather than, I wouldn't say thinking because you have to think of the correct formula, how to apply the information, and so on, but it's a lot more static and less colourful, I suppose is the word. I'm pretty sure what you gravitate towards depends on what hemisphere of your brain your use, where math and what not's dominated by the right hemisphere where as language is the left if I remember correctly, it's been a few years.

For me, history and English is a firework of imagination and variance compared to math. It's not about crunching numbers and coming to a singular answer, it's about deductive reasoning and putting together responses based on how you're able to interpret information, where you often have more than one correct answer provided you can justify it. I got the highest average in English in my entire school in grade 12, simply because I've always been a voracious reader and was reading books 6 times the length and complexity as what they were assigning in the class was basically stuff I was reading back in grade 4 for fun. By grade 7, I was already reading things like Tom Clancy and David L. Robbins for entertainment. Not too bad for a guy who used to HATE reading when he was younger. History, likewise, is compelling because it often reads like a work of fiction, provided you are on a subject you find interesting. I always found it interesting to find out where we came from and figure out where we're going. I mean, sure, learning about how farmers used to sow their fields and how they made their crappy houses back in the early days is pretty dry for anyone, but stuff like learning about great conflicts and world changing events is really, really cool stuff.

As for if my teachers and school had an impact on my preferences, not especially. Subjects are largely the same no matter where you go, and if you aren't predisposed to like something (or like it, for that matter before hand) not much is going to change that. A good teacher will make anything compelling and easy to understand and even with subjects you don't like, at least it's something that's easier to learn. A bad teacher will do the opposite; they'll make even subjects you love horrible battles of attrition.

As for my job, the routine math is pretty rudimentary because it never really changes unless their an emergency (most recent case in point, my boss who isn't in the field put the wrong chlorine solution mixture into the injection tank, as he read the one for the other water plant, and we had to figure out how much was going into the reservoir, and calculate a new mixture ratio to bring it back to its normal levels from the very, very low ones it hit. This involved calculating the time the raw water pump runs for and how frequently, how much water was in the reservoir, how much more water was needed to fill the reservoir, find out how much we needed to bump up the injection pumps by converting ML/Min into L/H, and how much extra sodium-hypochlorite would have to be put into the reservoir to boost the chlorine residual from something like 0.16 milligrams per liter to 0.70 milligrams per liter, which is around where we try to keep it. It's pretty tricky shit if you don't do it every day, let me tell you). In any case, it's not so much enjoying the math as the job on the whole; the math is just a part of it, and figuring it out is essential for keeping things running properly and in compliance. It's actually more rewarding than in school because you are immediately seeing tangible results for what you're doing; it's your calculations that change the whole process and if you did your job right, you fix problems. If you do things wrong, you are scrambling to figure out how to reverse your mistake. But when you get it right, it feels damn good.

But really, the math is really minor when it comes to enjoying my job. It's one of the very, VERY few places where the management, the council, and the workers are all on the same page, everyone gets along, and we have a good enough budget to afford to make the changes and do the things we need to without falling behind, and it gives us room to experiment. Since I'm in a small department with lots of work for just two people, I'm doing a huge variety of jobs and getting a lot of experience, and I have a great working relationship with my boss and supervisor. I work out in the country in a rural municipality, so it's scenic and not too busy people wise, and on some roads, I can see the Rocky Mountains. I get paid really well, so I can live a comfortable life without worrying about making ends meet. On top of that, I work Monday-Friday on day shifts and get all government holidays off and 100% benefit coverage. Really, I won the lottery getting hired on where I am. This is a job I hope to stay at for the entirety of my career, and I've worked quite a few jobs, a lot of them TERRIBLE.

In short, I don't like math, but I know how important it is, and although it's a big part of my job, it's hardly overwhelming.
In RPGNews ver 2.27.14 12 yrs ago Forum: News
Woah, Nova was mentioned. I made that game with the other players back in June, I think it was, I don't know who brought it to the news letter's attention, but much appreciation and I am glad you took interest in the game! It's kind of amusing to think it would be my name instead of Tick's up there if he didn't just go ahead and revive it after Old Guild's demise. :D
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