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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Hearing Vera’s poem was a bittersweet moment for Shay, as her voice, angelic and light, filled the great room for an expectant audience. He was brought back to but a few short days before, where it was just the two of them in his apartment, where her heart was set free enough to sing. How mesmerized he was, how charmed, he was at the moment, wondering with awe how she had stumbled into his life.

Now he wasn’t sure of the woman sitting next to him, reciting strange words as she played the role to deceive another family. Shay downed his brandy, imagining the liquor were an acid that would dissolve the lump that had formed in his throat. Was he being too hard on Vera? She was playing the part magnificently and seemed absolutely genuine in her efforts to apologize for what she did. He knew full well she had a problem with opium; he just never appreciated it would have consequences.

It’s like she’s shell shocked, Shay suddenly realized, appreciating her struggle all the more while feeling guilt for his hostile indifference towards her. He loved her, he truly did. He was just doing a piss poor job showing it.

Albert’s voice broke through Shay’s concentration, and at the prompt invitation to see his Hall of Curiosities, Shay smiled, genuinely excited at the prospect. He might have been a self-taught con in the span of a few days, but it didn’t mean he didn’t appreciate things of such rich historical value. Seeing a low quality image in a book would never compare to the real thing.

‘Abigale’ and ‘Conway’ were led through a few more corridors, the entire residence starting to seem more labyrinthine by the minute, and many of the hallways had paintings and portraits, some familiar, most not, and Shay was hoping to catch a glimpse of the painting that Vera and himself were charged with locating. While it was perfectly understandable for one to be curious of the decorum, and collectors were prideful of their collections as if they were the ones who painted or crafted them as they were status symbols of wealth and culture, Shay knew he could not let his gaze linger for too long. He hoped Vera managed to have better luck finding the prospective target than he was.

Before long, a double set of ash doors were opened and Albert’s “Hall of Curiosities” opened before them like a museum exhibit. While much of the artifacts on display were accessible on a shelf, others were kept in illuminated glass cases. Shay immediately recognized the jewelled scarabs, a section of Hieroglyphics on a sandstone tablet, a pair of the Menat amulets, a rack of four crook staffs, and on the Persian side of things, a stone bust of Darius, some copper jewelry which were green cast due to time, and an entire wall was dedicated to an impressive wall carving of a lion, incredibly well preserved after all these centuries. Shay, however, recalled the conversation of when they first met and honed in on the jars with animal heads at the end of the room. “This are the Canopic jars!” Shay exclaimed with enthusiasm, hurrying across the room to look at them in closer details. After spending about seven hours specifically trying to figure out what the hell was the deal with the jars, he almost felt eager to test his knowledge.
“Right you are, “ Albert chuckled good naturedly, joining Shay to admire the clay craftsmanship.

It took a while for him to realize that the heads were not specifically the more well-known gods like Rah, Anubis, and Osiris, but rather the sons of Horus. Of the four, only Imsety and Duamutef were present, the start of the collection. Given how easy it was to find counterfeit artifacts pop up from particularly ambitious Egyptian scalpers, it was understandable that Albert was a little more than eager to find out if his latest acquisition was what he hoped it was. Shay found himself sharing the man’s sentiment in hoping it was genuine.

“May I?” Shay asked, gesturing to the jackal-headed jar. Albert opened a drawer near the display, pulling out a pair of cotton gloves. “I hope these are your size, Conway. Go ahead; I am eager to hear your appraisal.” Albert replied with a warm smile. It was hard not to feel guilty about the real reason for being here, but Shay had to remind himself that if the von Goethes knew their real identities as common riff raff, they would likely view them with scorn. The politeness and courtesy had to do more with their perceived wealth and high class than their personalities.

Shay slipped on the gloves and gingerly grasped the jar, suddenly aware of the gravity that he was holding something that was both priceless and thousands of years old. He carefully turned the jar in both hands, looking for signs of wear, for anything that looked too new. The paints also were not easily replicated colours, so a knock off would look the part if they had shades too reminiscent to modern techniques and materials, and anything that looked like it might have been carved out with a rotary file. So far, he wasn’t seeing anything to suggest that this wasn’t anything but a genuine article.

“I must commend you on your discerning eye, Albert, I feel like the last time I’ve seen one of these was in Alexandria on the River Delta waiting for a ship back home. If this is a forgery, it is unlike any I’ve seen before and I am wholly convinced you have acquired a genuine Duamutef Canopic jar. I must profess my envy, sir. Your entire collection is astounding.” Shay replied with a smile, carefully setting the jar back in its place.

The German clasped his hands together. “Absolutely splendid! It is always such a joy when a second set of knowledgeable eyes can confirm your thoughts. My collection is still growing, but I believe I’ve acquired some truly magnificent pieces, would you agree?”

“Without reservation, this is astonishing. It feels like this room is right out of the London museum. You’d make a fair curator.” Shay said, pacing about the room to examine some of the cases.
Firewatch – Pyromancer Rolls

Bharzak 7 (-1 for injury) 6
Jorwen 9 (-1 for injury) 8
Marcel 9 (-1 for injury) 8
Daixanos 1
Daelin 1



Saving Rolls

Daixanos - 8
Daelin - 3


Interpretations of Rolls:

Next round of posts,
Bharzak takes another minor injury from the stuff on fire around her, but is ultimately successful
Jorwen is able to avoid the Flame Atronach's flame cloak and destroy the Atronach/ or move onto another target
Marcel was able to put out the flames and land a successful attack on a target/ use something in the environment to help disrupt Gwinnir's flame cloak
Daixanos did not manage to get down from the flaming scaffolding in time and was critically wounded in the collapse. Nothing is moving to engage him as he is out of commission, although Jonimir might start giving him bedroom eyes soon.
Daelin was caught up in the flame cloak of the Flame Atronach and suffered severe burns; he is unresponsive and it is unknown at this time if he survived

With Bharzak temporarily subdued and behind cover, Gwinnir turned his attention to more pressing concerns, namely the presence of additional intruders. His arms became shrouded in flame, and from the depths of Oblivion he conjured two Flame Familiars, if for no other reason than to bring the fight more to his favour. The Bosmer had no intention of dying this day.

The crack of electricity filled the air, striking Gwinnir in a feeble attempt to weaken his magical reserve. With a roar, the pyromancer cast a Fire Rune under the feet of Arenco, forcing the Altmer to break his attack in the interest of not erupting into ash, and a sudden blinding pain shot up his arm. Some concealed archer had the gall to shoot an arrow while he was distracted. The Flame Atronach moved to intercept, pulling its hands together and a torrent of flame raked the walkway Daixanos had used as his perch, and the wood began to cackle and burn under the inferno. Flames jutted through the cracks of the wood, and the Argonian’s choices of escape were dwindling drastically.

Jorwen and Daelin fared little better as the second Flame Atronach blocked their path, shrouding itself in a flame cloak as it advanced. Marcel fared somewhat better, although he had been aiming for a swift decapitation, Gwinnir had moved away from the blow and suffered a gash across his chest as he struck out with a flame touch spell, striking the Breton hard in the ribs, knocking him back, robes set ablaze. Gwinnir backed away from the group, trying not to become encircled, and he grasped the arrow in his arm, which quickly burnt to ash, and the same burning hand that had knocked back Marcel dragged across his chest, sealing shut the wound, leaving bubbling, festering skin in its wake.

Jonimir had decided against taking the direct approach and cast a wall of electricity, trapping the combatants from the exit and he prepared to cast an icy spear to skewer his traitorous apprentice and any of these other intruders who interrupted. Arenco moved to rejoin Jonimir, preparing to cast bolts of electricity.

Suddenly, Gwinnir’s body emitted an incredible flame cloak of such intensity it hurt to look at him directly, and direct physical attacks and arrows were out of the question; everything caught within the cloak incinerated, and the air within the tunnel was becoming thinner and harder to breathe for everyone; the threat would have to be dealt with before everyone started to suffocate.
If there ever was a fairy that was a prime candidate for alcoholism, it certainly was Lethe. The fairy, as small as she was, did not seem especially thrilled about being the shepherd for the assembled group, particularly Brown Cloak who seemed to be quite belligerent about the Goddesses apologizing to his people. This struck Lev as a particularly odd thing, considering in his experience absolutely no one had ever spoken to, or been acknowledged by the Goddesses, unless you were an individual who got back to life to fight the same King of All Things Really Truly and Spectacularly Evil, Including Puppies more times than that overly ambitious Postman ever delivered letters in his life. Well, until now, when the gathered people here all apparently were told to come meet in one of the creepier graveyards in all of Hyrule apparently were spoken to directly by Farore, according to Should be Drinking Lethe. Who knows? Maybe Spooky Brown Cloak would get his answer. Lev wasn’t counting on it.

So the volunteers who agreed to enter the temple formed up, looking less like a group of heroes and more like a menagerie of misguided tourists, and entered the mouth of the Shadow Temple. The mouth of a Hellish beast! Lev thought, scribbling down notes all the while.

At Lethe’s prompting to state their names, like some cultish initiation Oh Goddess, is that what this is?, Lev floated up to the threshold, turning to the group.

”Uh, hi. Name’s Lev… short for Levitation. Nice to meet you squishy flesh breathers.” He said, reaching tepidly into the black veil behind him. While he was more or less immune to the cold, the sensation was a very uncomfortable tingling, like everything unpleasant in the world was mixed into a slurry and came cascading down like a very ill advised fountain. ”Ecchhh!” he said, bracing himself as he covered his lantern and charged through the portal, feeling utterly disgusted with the whole ordeal. The outside world had vanished; what was in front of him was much less pleasant.

The Shadow Temple was somewhere that Lev, and indeed most Poes, made a point to avoid entering because there were certainly forces at work in its haunting corridors that were by their very essence far more evil than anything had the right to be. The entire place gave off the aura of a cadaver, the remnants of an ancient colossal dead beast that was repurposed for the sinister purpose of housing some Unknowable Evil. Of course, Unknowable Evil for Lev happened to be a being that bartered for Poe souls, but he was somewhat certain that’s not what he’d find here.

Somewhat? My, aren’t you confident. The Poe thought glumly, looking at the putrid looking stonework and the torches, lined up in a circular pattern, rather invitingly. He held up his lantern, and glanced back and forth between the lantern and the torches. It all seemed far too inviting.

”This is a trap, isn’t it? Like a flaming sack of cow dung on a porch?” He asked no one in particular.
@Baklava I've got a post in the works, I just had an awful couple of days where I couldn't write because of personal problems. I'm back tho.

EDIT: AND LOOK AT THAT! LEV IS THE CHAMPION!
@Baklava Well, apparently no one else has the guts to enter the Shadow Temple either.

Lethe: "Well, it's just you and me then, Griz."

Griz: *Nods.*


*ghostly indignition intensifies*
Sorry guys, I just can`t fucking write today.
Apologies on the delay of my post, and the lack of a Rhasha one but I'm running late and needed to get something done. If the injured part of the forest group needs to move on before the end of the day, would I be able to say Rhasha went and buried himself in the mud with the others? Tis my plan, I just won't have time right now to write anything decent for it. Sorry!


Just assume he's doing what the group was doing, that's fine!

I'm going to try to write something up for the pyromancer bit today. If I don't, it's because I have a lot of crap going on.
Sunny D's alright. He lives way North of what's going on, and he's on both my Steam and Discord right now.
@Baklava ... You're making the first mission the Shadow Temple?

Veitaru: On second thought, I'm gonna see if Mom needs help with dinner.


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