Dervish

I wonder if yuu

Dat anesthetic, unf.

It was by far the best part of getting my wisdom teeth yanked, lemme tell you.I had no short term memory and coordination; I was literally forgetting things within seconds as I was too stubborn to wait around for the anesthetic to wear off. I somehow dressed myself and made my way downstairs to the car (my dad was with me, of course). I literally could not remember leaving the recovery ward to the front door, and the parking lot until the car was going. The last thing I remember was pulling out of the parking lot with my head against the window and I intoxicatedly exclaimed, "Corners are fun!" Before passing out for a solid hour and a half. I was more or less fine when I got home.

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idlehands said
A shave and heavy winter clothing?

And so, Mickey Rourke was born.

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Jorick said
Close, but very different details. The Gourmet was just a master chef guy, my dude has a background in higher education, pacifism, and a specific goal.

To be fair, I totally want magic orc muffins.

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Jorick said
A well-educated, pacifist Orc who gives up his scholarly life in pursuit of his heart's one true desire: to become the best baker in the land, and to bake the most delicious muffins ever tasted by mortal tongue.

The Gourmet from Skyrim?

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idlehands said
I don't know, I don't do fantasy much. But those two traits are contradictory.

They're totally all for cutting down motherfucking trees, but they don't give a flying fuck about anything else, like the fact they're tearing down people's homes, what they're drinking, who their boss is, etc.

How about a Yeti that wants to compete in the Olympics but nobody knows he exists and those who do want to do an autopsy and other tests on him, so he needs to find a way to follow his dream while escaping the clutches of science?

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An overweight, clumbsy elf with a cleft lip and a speech impediment has to embark on a quest to overcome his awkward nature to save his culture of Mary Sues from an over Zealous and apathic group of lumberjack dwarves who want to clear cut the forest to open up a chariot dealership on behalf of a capitalist group of goblins who wear snappy suits and drink the best whiskey in all the realm.

Also, humans are around but they're too busy being dicks to each other to be important in any capacity, let alone being the best cultural saviors of the world like they usually are. Their redeeming factor is they grow magnificent facial hair, which is countered by the fact nothing is politically accomplished because they keep filibustering anyone trying to accomplish anything. As such, their society is generations behind other sentient beings.

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Idle, that show was a goddamn nightmare factory.

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You guys need to lay off the asbestos.

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Voltaire said
Watchu talkin bout! He's still got it, he got bit by a rattlesnake recently. And after 10 agonizing hours it died. He told me so. Plus, 'Dat facial hair.

He also made more terrible wolf pack references than The Hang Over in that same movie

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Tick said
Nostalgia for the 90's/early 00's.

Shitty internet memes is more accurate.

Anyways! We should get a Shadow Broker post up soon.