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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

Dante the Shinigami said
"Shiggy?"


Roll with it. :D
Dante the Shiggy is right; I too am a giant Elder Scrolls fan. I have the longest running ES RP going on this site at the moment! Id you like to talk about Skyrim, feel free to harass me at some point. :P

And welcome! There's certainly some high quality games to be found here. Welcome to to your new home.
I always found it somewhat amusing that the sexist nerds who rally against women participating in their "thing" are usually the ones drooling over giant breasted cartoons in chainmail bikinis.

To clarify, they're driving off real women while idolizing fake ones. It's as bad as the one kid in my boot camp who claimed to prefer hentai to a real girlfriend. It's pretty sad.

And then they complain when they can't get girlfriends. Fucking awesome.
Nyxella said
Also a question for our Grand Poobahs: are your plans time-sensitive? and I am curious as to how it will come into play here, if at all.


... holy poop! I had no idea that existed!

Being as we're trying to stick to lore and the calendar, we'd be dastardly shita not to do that. Good find! :D

Also, good to have you back, Nyxie Sticks. Your presence is the only thing that kept this lot from beating each other with chairs.
Halo said
3edgy5me, motherfucker. I'm less edgetastic than you, HAH.(Okay it's 4.30am time to stop commenting)


Well, shit.
2edgy4me
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Hey Ron, it's like I'm riding a fuzzy tractor.
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I've been told by a couple people they saw a guy who looked exactly like me on a couple occasions. Once, one of my English friends showed me this picture of a guy who did have an uncanny resemblance to me. I thought that was pretty funny. You wouldn't mistake us standing side by side, but if you were at a distance or the corner of your eye, I could see it.

My favorite was a bit of a throwback from when I was a kid, I told my parents I had an identical twin Chinese brother named Ping who ran away to China at birth, which was so absurd it became a bit of a reoccurring joke at my expense over the years. Anyways, fast forward to the last summer Olympics and they are doing the diving event, and lo and behold, one of the Chinese divers, by some freaky coincidence, has a rather startling resemblance to me. Basically, if I were an Asian man, this guy would be me.

I inadvertently created a self-fulfilling prophesy.
You started off as a dickus, but you've quickly grown to one of the people I quite enjoy seeing around.

Plus, can't stay mad as Saskatchewanians. You guys pretty much live in the equivilant of a computer game test level where they forgot to put in the landscape and textures.
Who the fuck uses Tumblr.
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