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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Voltaire said
A dick huh? Now I'm interested... thank god for context.I wonder if they're gonna come up with a plot reason as to the change in his demeanor between trilogies.


He's younger and lives in an isolationist Kingdom that tends to hate dwarves, and the feeling is mutual. Keep in mind he didn't like Gimli at all when they first met. ;D
Voltaire said
I hear that Legolas shows up in the new Hobbit movie for some reason. Seriously, dufuq?


It actually kinda makes sense, the way they justify it.

His father has long been established as the King of Mirkwood, and they added a LOT of stuff to the Hobbit movies that weren't in the books. It's seriously the only case I've seen an adaptation of a book where there's more in the movies than there is in the book. Pretty cool.

But Legolas actually seems like he fits well in the narrative and he's such a dick this time around, it's kind of an interesting change. XD
For the most part, agreed, I understand that there's differences between the book timeline and the show, but still, I just feel like it's an uncharacteristically large departure for both characters.

Either way, what's done is done, I just found it to be a very jarring choice, is all.

Anyways! Off to work on poast.
Now onto Littlefinger. Moar spoilers below.

Mosis Tosis said
Disagree, I'm fairly certain he does/did have genuine feelings for Cat (and by extension, Sansa), as events near the end of SoS (and by extension, further on in season 4) will show, as does his specific history with Lysa, Cat, Hoster Tully and Brandon Stark (and to a lesser extent Ned). You're very right that he's a sociopath that is primarily concerned with the aquisition of power through backhanded dealings and treacheries, but I think he's definitely trying to have his cake and eat it too when it comes to Sansa and her potential role in the political maneuverings to come.


The thing is, you never seem him actually demonstrate any genuine feelings towards Cat.

In Game of Thrones, when Cat reaches the capital, he lies to her outright and says that the blade that the assassin used was his that he lost to Tyrion, knowing that she would pursue him and try to hold him accountable for the attempted murder of her son. Her capturing Tyrion and putting him on trial is what started the rift between the Lannisters and the Starks and led to Jaime attacking Ned into the street, which kind of snowballed into the war. Littlefinger knew it was Joffery who hired the assassin, and if he genuinely cared for Cat's feelings, he likely wouldn't have ended up putting her in harm's way. The Lannisters have a reputation for being through in destroying Houses that become their enemies. You don't need to look any further than the Targaryens and the Reynes to see that.

After the Red Wedding, Littlefinger isn't moved at all at the death of Catelyn, and it's likely he knew it was going to happen. Even before The RW, he was trying to get Sansa to consider leaving the capital with him to go to the Eyrie. After the Purple Wedding, Ser Dontos delivered Sansa to Littlefinger, and what's going to happen is he's going to make her pose as his illegitimate daughter until the time is right to reveal who she actually is. Since he knows Lysa Arryn is madly in love with him (she even poisoned Jon Arryn for Littlefinger, which as you recall, set off this entire mess), it wasn't hard to get her to agree to marry him. Almost immediately, he fakes affection for Sansa and makes sure he's caught by Lysa's bard kissing Sansa, where the bard rats him out to Lysa, who obviously demands answers and she's never been the most rational person. She threatens to throw Sansa out the Moon Door, which Littlefinger prevents happening and instead murders Lysa that way, telling her something along the lines of "I only ever loved Catelyn." Which I'm pretty sure is a bold-faced lie to be an evil shit since that horrible revelation would be the last thing she ever knew before she died, and it's also likely for Sansa's benefit. He pins the murder on the bard and Sansa remains his only witness, and this is three people Sansa's witnessed Littlefinger kill since she left the capital. She's smart enough NOT to piss him off.

So now Littlefinger is the Lord of the Vale with what is believed to be the eldest surviving Stark whom I think he likely intends to marry to give him legitimacy and claim over both the Vale and the North. This would make him one of the most powerful men in status in Westeros. Sansa's nothing more than a tool for him, a very well conditioned tool who spent years being tortured into silent submission by Joffery. It might be one of the few things that's keeping her alive.

Also, he's the one who has kept Jeyne Pool in one of his brothels, whom he turns over to the Lannisters to present to the Boltons as Arya Stark to further cement their claim to the North. Not exactly respecting the memory or blood of the woman he claimed to love.

Tyrion said it best, he seemed to be the only person who legitimately saw Littlefinger for who he was. "The only person Littlefinger loves is Littlefinger." I can't find exactly where the quote came from, but it's pretty much exactly what he said. Damned if he wasn't right.
Gowi said
You guys know you can use hiders for spoilers if you're that worried, right? =p


I know, but I really don't care haha.
If you're the show only crowd, I recommend not reading the following post.

I want to address the Jaime/ Cersei scene. He did not rape her in the book, she lightly tried to tell him know in case they were caught but she quickly relented, she even led up to it with some surprising tenderness. From the book, since I have it right here, Page 851 of Storm of Swords:

"You'll kill him for me, won't you? You'll avenge our son."
Jaime pulled away. "He is still my brother." He shoved his stump at her face, in case she failed to see it. "And I am in no fit state to be killing anyone."
"You have another hand, don't you? I am not asking you to best the Hound in battle. Tyrion is a
dwarf, locked in a cell. The guards would stand aside for you."
The thought turned his stomach. "I must know more of this. Of how it happened."
"You shall," Cersei promised. "There's to be a trial. When you hear all he did, you'll want him dead as much as I do." She touched his face. "I was lost without you, Jaime. I was afraid the Starks would send me your head. I could not have borne that." She kissed him. A light kiss, the merest brush of her lips on his, but he could feel her tremble as he slid his arms around her. "I am not whole without you."
There was no tenderness in the kiss he returned to her, only hunger. Her mouth opened for his tongue. "No," she said weakly when his lips moved down her neck, "not here. The septons..."
"The Others can take the septons." He kissed her again, kissed her silent, kissed her until she moaned. Then he knocked the candles aside and lifted her up onto the Mother's altar, pushing up her skirts and the silken shift beneath. She pounded on his chest with feeble fists, murmuring about the risk, the danger, about their father, about the septons, about the wrath of the gods. He never heard her. [Some steamy bit here that's certainly not appropriate for the Guild]
"my brother, sweet brother, yes, like that, yes, I have you, you're home now, you're home now, you're
home."

This, clearly, is not the same as what we saw on the show. Yes, he was forceful in the book, but nothing like that. It was passion she was receptive to, just worried about getting caught, nothing more. I'm not saying Jaime's a great man, and he's certainly done some fucked up stuff, like the whole Bran toss and incest thing, but violently raping Cersei? What the shit. You can't even pretend that the book and the show are the same thing with the same personalities for that scene. Hell, from the man himself: http://defamer.gawker.com/george-r-r-martin-distances-himself-from-game-of-thron-1565857941

"“I think the “butterfly effect” that I have spoken of so often was at work here. In the novels, Jaime is not present at Joffrey’s death, and indeed, Cersei has been fearful that he is dead himself, that she has lost both the son and the father/ lover/ brother. And then suddenly Jaime is there before her. Maimed and changed, but Jaime nonetheless. Though the time and place is wildly inappropriate and Cersei is fearful of discovery, she is as hungry for him as he is for her.

The whole dynamic is different in the show, where Jaime has been back for weeks at the least, maybe longer, and he and Cersei have been in each other’s company on numerous occasions, often quarreling. The setting is the same, but neither character is in the same place as in the books, which may be why Dan & David played the sept out differently. But that’s just my surmise; we never discussed this scene, to the best of my recollection.

Also, I was writing the scene from Jaime’s POV, so the reader is inside his head, hearing his thoughts. On the TV show, the camera is necessarily external. You don’t know what anyone is thinking or feeling, just what they are saying and doing.

If the show had retained some of Cersei’s dialogue from the books, it might have left a somewhat different impression — but that dialogue was very much shaped by the circumstances of the books, delivered by a woman who is seeing her lover again for the first time after a long while apart during which she feared he was dead. I am not sure it would have worked with the new timeline.

That’s really all I can say on this issue. The scene was always intended to be disturbing… but I do regret if it has disturbed people for the wrong reasons.”


"The "butterfly effect" is presumably in reference to the idea that one small change in the story necessitates later changes, reverberating for the entirety of the television show. Martin is sympathetic to the creative plight of Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, who are tasked with translating sprawling fantasy novels into popcorn television, but he essentially lets them live or die on their own decision with regard to this episode's rape scene, making it clear that he was does not recall being consulted (as he sometimes is) on the alteration.

His final statement, in which he apologizes for a decision that he did not make, is admirable even. The scene as he wrote it—a brother and sister having public reunion sex beneath the corpse of their son—is disturbing, and would have been sufficiently so on the show. But the so-called "wrong reasons" fall in the lap of Benioff and Weiss, who—in a decision that has yet to be explained—transformed that scene into a rape.

Martin has said his piece, and at some point Benioff and Weiss will have to as well."
Also, that last episode pissed me off with the Cersei/ Jaime thing because it completely is out of character for him to do what he did. He didn't do it in the book, and he was disgusted at when it happened to the Targaryen women.

The fuck, HBO.
I don't think he actually does care at all. The man is a sociopath who uses people and discards them the moment they cease to be useful. He played up his "love" for Catelyn because it hides his true motivation, which is obtaining power. His house is one that's poor and of small standing, so if he married a Tully, he could potentially become lord of Riverrun and move up from there. Ned's brother and then Ned himself fucked that up.

With his recent raise up to Lord of Harrenhal, he has the standing to marry Lysa Arryn, Cat's sister, and become Lord of the Vale.

By "saving" Sansa, he controls what people believe is the only surviving Stark. He intends to leverage that to become Lord of Winterfell.

I won't spoil anything, but he's a fucking brilliant schemer who has no problems manipulating people to make things go in his favour. Let's just say he's one of the primary reasons the War of the Five Kings happened and he seems to be the only one reaping the benefits from it.
Tick said
What is with Lord Baelish's fetish for fish girls?


Wait wut. O.o
Tick said
What about cookie pie?Have you tried cake shots?


This sounds rather dangerous. And double bipass worthy.

Miss Gallagher said
o-o... I make awesome blueberry muffins. LET'S ALL HAVE SOME! -Holds out muffin basket.-


Miss Peacemaker 2014. I want a muffin now. D:

Ruby said

Cheesecake.I win. =)


You're a monster. :[

Miss Gallagher said
We kind of went off topic. We went from 'issues we're having with partners or possible partners' to 'how we accept people into RPs'. I know I asked 'how you deal with it', but I think we drifted pretty deep. Lol. But I think having this thread helped me find some decent partners. I have four new ones going and it's very enjoyable so far. A little ranting to forget the past really helps open the gates for better things to come. =DNOW HAVE A MUFFIN! =D


I think it stayed kind of on topic. It's all good information for finding suitable partners! Hopefully everyone takes home something new they can use for their future games.
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