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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
ImANargleHunter said
I'm taking it slow shut up


Don't listen to him. Don't stop drinking until posting here seems like a worse idea than it already does now.
In Soo.... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'll have something written up in the next few days! Glad he's enjoying himself.

First time I got to fire the rifle on automatic made me feel as giddy as a school girl. Then they one-upped it with grenades and then open door helicopter rides.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Sole said
I just can't do hard liquor. Give me hard cider or apple ale any day.


I love cider. Ever tried mead? That stuff goes down like water.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Sole said
Being able to drink $20 whiskey from a plastic bottle is the will power of a god. I can't smell that shit anymore without feeling nauseated.


Whiskey's about the only hard liquour I drink straight.
I really don't want to know how a topic discussing the ethics of suicide turned into arguing about hate crimes.
natsumehack said
What if bullet immune zombies invade?


Throw the diabetes pop cans at them and rot their teeth.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
TP said
I'm always at that point. Cheap fucking bottles of whiskey, drinking from the bottle because it's quicker than just pouring shots or mixed drinks.


And it saves on cleaning glasses!

I actually don't drink much. I have a few bottles on top of my fridge that are like... half a year old.
Voltaire said
Baller! Where do you go out there? I've never seen any Canadian airsoft footage on youtube.


I just found this tiny indoor place in a strip mall that also hosts military and police training courses, apparently.

I played a match where they turned all the damn lights off. That was... weird.
Sole said
And you need all of that for?


Waging war on pop cans. Keep your diabetes guns and sugar bombs away from me, damn it.

Why do I need all that? Easy. It's cheaper to buy in bulk and ammunition doesn't really go bad, so I won't have to go to the store for a year. Problem solved.
cpldingo said
How about instead of three paragraphs of bullshit, just tell me the point of your post.


Or you could develop reading comprehension since you are on a website that's primarily about reading and writing stories with other people. If you think that post was too long for you to read, I have really bad news for you. Tick could probably tell you, and it would still go over your head.

In other news, don't be a jackass. It isn't hard, honest.

On topic, it's really only a matter of time before net neutrality is a long forgotten pipe dream. People are already fine with publishing every minute detail of their life on social networking sites, and some companies actually scan your face when you go into their stories and run your picture through Facebook so they can send you promotions. Nothing in those links surprises me, at all. The internet isn't really a private place anymore and you can bet if there's money to be made, big companies are going to lobby to get their paws into it, even if it means your rights are being trampled in the process.
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