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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In . 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Blitzkrieg said
Well, I'm amused.And I only need to make one thread a week.


It's a good return on your investment.

But on a more serious note, if someone annoys you and isn't really breaking any rules, just ignore them. It's a lot better than getting in a stupid slap fight. Live and let live, don't be an asshat towards other people for no reason, blah blah blah. There's no reason for anyone to try and enforce some arbitrary guideline for behaviour when there isn't one. If nobody is attacking or hurting anyone, who cares? Reply to the shit you want to see, ignore the shit you don't. There's always going to be shit on the internet that blows that you can't change, so why fret? Everybody has the right to be here.

Unless their name is Darthwarman. Fuck that guy.
The the hell would anyone want to work for $3 an hour for twice the hours? That's goddamn insanity.

I believe minimum wage should be enough for a person to sustain themselves above poverty levels. Considering how fucking hard it can be working in retail and other similar entry-level jobs, I do not believe most workers are compensated fairly for the work they put in.

I'm not saying somebody who stocks shelves for a living should be paid like atradesman, but they should be able to afford rent, groceries, and be able to have enough left over for savings without living in constant worry that a single unexpected expense is going to force them to choose between eating and having a roof over their head.
In I Dunno 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hank said
Y'all motherfuckers need some good ol' vodka. Let the Russians teach you how to drink.

Also Belgian beers. Anyone who says that beer tastes gross has clearly not partaken of the divine flavor experience that is indulging in a beautiful, golden pint of the finest abbey ale.


Yeah, but there's a serious problem with Russians drinking cologne. I don't want to drink like them.

Also, it's still horse piss. Just maybe with a hint of fine Belgian chocolate. All beer has the same putrid after taste.
In . 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Larfleeze said
Ever notice that the 'Oldguild master race' members think they're better than the new members because they discovered a website before everyone else?Moaning about new people won't matter, how about doing something about it instead of sitting around like old farts crying about the kids on their lawn.


I don't generally shit on people unless they do something exceedingly stupid. I have no idea why you decided to address me in particular, particularly considering I don't recall ever expressing displeasure towards you in a serious manner. New people keep things new and interesting, shitty behaviour does not. Doesn't matter how long you've been around.

But seriously, every time Mr Pink shows up in Spam it's to be an asshat towards somebody/ everybody before vanishing like some kind of misguided and derpy guerilla fighter. I am assuming it's to "stick up" for his friends, in the worst ass backwards manner possible.
In . 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
BrobyDDark said
Assuming we're whining about you won't make us like you dweebs anymore than we already don't.


Ever notice that guy only ever comes here to poorly insult people before leaving again? What a putz.
After I took a week or so for myself, I'd be the last person to object. You fo what you gotta do, Gruffers!
Seravee said
Yesssss lever actions are the best. My dad has an old Henry. I feel like a cowboy when I shoot that sucker.


I totally have a Stetson and duster coat and the boots. Now if only more Westerners would be as cool as I am.

Makes for great camping attire, anyways, and the boots are seriously the most comfortable footwear I've ever owned.
WittyReference said
Hello, friends.


Hai other friend.

Did you want to get the collab up?
Pepperm1nts said
Goddamn, the Tavor is sexy.


It took a long time for its looks to grow on me, but I gotta admit, it grew on me long before I decided to buy one. It's just a brilliantly laid out rifle where every inch of it has a purpose. One thing I might do is get a laser or flashlight with a touch pad,because the hand grip actually has a button where your thumb hits that is meant for that kind of thing.

Another thing that's pretty neat about the earlier models with the built-in MARS reflex sight is that it turns on with the safety, so if the rifle's on safe, the sight's off, and vice versa. I'd never seen that before.
ImANargleHunter said
Did you shoot your dog?


Shit. That cat's out of the bag.

Speaking of which, where did the cat go? I have an adorable little target harness for little Meowbert Einstein.

Seravee said
I was playing with it at Fort Benning last month. Spent some time with the AMU. They're such awesome people, with awesome toys.


One of the things I like about the range I go to is you never really know what somebody's going to bring. Living out West means there's quite a few lever actions, which I wouldn't mind getting my hands on, including one big ass Buffalo rifle that shot a cartridge that would probably work as a wine stopper. I could literally put my finger through the hole in my target afterwards.
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