Omega said
Fistress, fist, not first.
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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Darog the Badger God said
From where I live, there's this small pub, and the owner has been brewing his own mead for over 40 years. My god, it's the nectar of the divines, it's God's Virgina in alcohol form.It's bees knees, son!
God's Virginia, eh?
General Lee would approve.
Smiral said
I will end you.
Boxes said
Get ready for some epic spicy shits.
Ole!
BrobyDDark said
[WITTY RESPONSE]
[Irritable retort.
...and bowel syndrome]
Great! My talking Disney toilet has returned just in time!
I had Mexican this morning.
I had Mexican this morning.
ImANargleHunter said
This is the most pretentious thread ugh
At least there's no wine snobs. Then it would be insufferable.
NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!
Larfleeze said
If this isn't a joke and is a serious statement I wish to know more...
A long time ago, on a different web server, there was a mighty Kingdom called Roleplayerguild that lived in relative peace and prosperity before the cataclysm that forced its citizens into exile until King Mahz could establish a new keep.
Like any kingdom, there were villains, but none were worse than Darthwarman88.
Initially a poorly received jester of the court, DWM had a habit of running his mouth and lashing out against people who called him out on his bullshit. He managed to be offensive and throughly disliked before he made a grave error and evoked the wrath of the modsguard, sending him into temporary exile.
When he returned, all shreds of humanity were cast aside and a comically bad monster returned in his guise. He made it his mission to troll and try and rile up the masses by being a collossal douchebag before he was finally cast down by the hands of the modsguard.
Proving you can't keep a good asshole down, he attempted to return numerous times to try and insult and hurt the community that cast him out. Now, with the dungeons having been breached in the cataclysm, several criminals are now free in the countryside, able to return at a moment's notice.
Cue thunder.
If DWM did one thing that was good, he single handedly united a community against him, setting aside their hatred for the common good.
If anyone has examples of the Age of Warman, please share it. We need a reminder of what could happen if we slide again.
Lady Margaret Thatcher.
Well, there's your villain for the day.
Well, there's your villain for the day.
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