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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

"Breaking the mold" in any game is a great way to get banned from any game, roleplaying or otherwise. Rules exist so people actually can play a game properly and enjoy themselves without having to worry about some special snowflake acting like a self-centered twat who wrecks the game for everyone else.

Don't agree to the rules? Don't play. Simple.
Smiral said
dervish knows wassup


Fist bump.
Lucian said
Only the finest dumpster for me, thanks.I'll put something physical and accessible in your truck, Derv...


Sorry, no can do. Too much junk in my trunk.

And by junk I mean poo.
I have the original Red version on a black and white Gameboy Pocket and Black on an original model DS.

I'll probably wait another 20 years before looking into Pokemon again. The games really didn't change as much as you'd expect over 3 handheld generations.
Doivid said
I support homosexuality in any form.


The world needs love, and lots of KY jelly.
Tempest said
This offends my sensibilities *huffs*Nah, but... Pictures of mud-wrestling women... rich bitches... a hot model?... and then it all devolved from there. But I'm still shocked and horrified by the OP D:


We can change the topic to something a bit more lady on lady friendly, but you'll have to ask Tripz first. He's a bit of a stickler. :D

Mtntopview said
I can hate rich people if I want to!


Yeah, but your response to fucking everything you don't like is to kill it. Gets old, especially when you have the empathy of a lamprey.
Mtntopview said
You must focus on your hatred for the rich. So arrogant they feel they can use money as clothing. We oughta kill 'em all!


Go get hit by a coconut.
Doivid said
I remeber buying one or two cds, before mp3s.


I still buy CDs. I like having something physical and accessible in my truck.
Tempest said
I've conflicted feelings about this thread... Someone tell me how to feel about all this? *frowns*


Handjobs.

People are talking about handjobs.
Boys, just go behind some sketch dumpster and rub one out. It'll be less awkward than this.
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