Doc Doctor

Salem Witches' Institute [Harry Potter]

Yo, mind if I join in? I want to play a middle-class American father who took his daughter's invitation letter and ended up becoming a witch himself by accident, and now struggles to understand kids these days.

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Stories from Idumea: An Evening of Relaxation

Down the stairs tumbled a tall black man, belting out exclamations and curses with each bump and dump.
"Ayeee! Sweet mudda of Rimba! Me bumboclottin' ass! Awww batty pussy cheese!!"

The tribesman landed in a heap before springing quickly to his feet and glancing about sharply to ensure nobody had laughed at his pain. The dreadlocked fellow took two steps before collapsing onto his face, muttering more tropical obscenities into the floorboards. Yup. He was drunk as a skunk.

He climbed to his feet a minute later, shaking his head vigorously. There was a devious glint in his eye now.The islander swaggered into the middle of the room, grabbing some random dude's bottle of rum and swilling down half the contents. He belched loudly, smacked the butt of a passing waitress, and proceeded then to bellow out his innermost desires.

"Where da white wimmon at!?"

Stories from Idumea: An Evening of Relaxation

Character Profile: http://rsroleplay.wikia.com/wiki/Zande_Khanda

Fools Rush In (Character Intros and Doc Vs. DJ)

Do as ya will. I posted Gonad's sheet, so let's get this show on the road!

Fools Rush In (Character Intros and Doc Vs. DJ)

My Hider

Name: Gonad Yaksplitter
Age: 34
Height: 7'2"
Weight: 499 pounds
Race: Human
Class: Warrior
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Eye Color: Hazel

Weapons and Equipment: His body, occasionally a set of thick six kilo runite (a foreign metal of nigh-indestructible toughness) bracers and a pair of dragon gauntlets (a metal that is a tier above runite, also almost indestructible). He often wears the "Tzhaar-Kal-Ket" (http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_cape), an incredibly rare and magical cloak bestowed upon those few in history who have triumphed over the brutal challenges of the volcano-dwelling Tzhaar. It is impervious to flame and incredibly durable. He also always keeps an enchanted "Inoculation Brace" (runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Inoculation_b..) on his ankle.

Physical Abilities/Skills: Regarded in his home realm as the greatest martial artist and warrior to have ever lived, Gonad boasts tremendous dynamic and static strength, as well as the primal grace and speed of a wild animal. He fights through experience and instinct, capable of reacting to attacks through muscle memory before he consciously registers them. Gonad is the supreme master of his own body, and can control its functions at will. He can enter into berserk states, constrict blood vessels to keep from losing fluids, and transmit senses other than sight through his visual cortex along with a plethora of other abilities.
He witholds a vast array of rare and lethal wisdom, and is said to know of over one-thousand ways to kill with his bare hands.

Background: Gonad is a legendary warrior who hails from the realm of Gielinor, a faraway land entrenched in fantasy and warfare. He has seen countless wars, killed countless enemies, made countless friends. Among those friends is his greatest rival, the Titan Lord 'Vile. To recount the barbarian's many adventures would be an exercise in futility, for the blood wrought odyssey of Gonad transcends time and experience. Well, there is a Runescape Roleplay Wikia page but I don't want everyone to know how shamefully I copied/pasted his description from it. Oops, too late.

Fools Rush In (Character Intros and Doc Vs. DJ)

Gonad Yaksplitter blinked and pursed his lips as the Titan lumbered off.

"Hruh, thousand pints... of ale? Thirsty be Gonad!"

With that the bear of a man flopped onto his arse, reached into his manskirt, and whipped out a flask of alcohol to enjoy under the midday sun.

Fools Rush In (Character Intros and Doc Vs. DJ)

What is there to say? Leave the second post for my friend, who shall be doing his intro shortly after mine. The fight will take place in the large clearing of a lush forest.

Fools Rush In (Character Intros and Doc Vs. DJ)

A flash of alien color lit up the sky, washing the dark clouds in epileptic, neon flames. With a terrible crack and an almighty gust, space itself split open and from the innermost depths of the multiverse two huge forms forms tumbled forth. The first to drop out of the rift landed in a low crouch, a rush of harsh white smoke billowing about the hulking silhouette. An eerie and complete silence fell upon the large clearing in the forest. Slowly then did the figure stand, in a single effortless motion. Streamers and tendrils of mist clung to the vast being as it rose. Moments later, the silence was broken. A distant chorus of ancient heroes from eons past echoed faintly throughout the land as the smoke cleared.

Pure unadulterated muscle. Lean muscle that rippled under his flesh like the waves of the ocean. He had muscles on his muscles. Feet Muscles. Finger muscles. Muscles in places that muscles should not be. A grisly body resembling tanned granite that might as well have been chistled by the gods. Bulging veins, thick and course. Tendons like steel cords. Fingers like blunt iron rods. Long, sinewy limbs crafted for naught but the deliverance of phenomenal destruction. Innumerable scars in all shapes and sizes coated his body. There must have been hundreds upon hundreds. Where the scars did not cover him, coarse manly hair thick and strong like steel wool did. A great dark gray beard speckled with the blood and bone flakes of his foes flowed down his freakishly striated chest in thick, oily waves reminiscent of the River Styx. From it emanated the very stench of death and graverot, every bit as inescapable as his lurid glare. Within the primordial human's single eye burned an undying flame, sizzling hotter than the arse-winds of Satan himself. The Lord of the Rising Sun had come.



But then the clouds parted and the epic atmosphere all vanished and whatnot. Now in broad daylight, it became evident that the towering man's expression had changed from that of fiendish intensity to the epitome of moronic confusion. The brute glanced quickly about, his bushy brows furrowed in concentration as he took in his surroundings.

He stood over seven feet tall, and likely weighed in at a quarter ton. Upon each forearm was a massive bracer, crafted from some kind of gleaming blue metal. He was apparently missing his left eye, for he wore a black patch over it. He stroked his beard, nodding slowly as if he understood now what had happened.

"Hrah! Not remember this place, does Gonad. Strange hole in ground not lead to ground pigs at all! On other side of world must it go."

Then did the second being enter through the dimensional rift...

Arena Chat Thread

@DJAtomikaI'll go ahead and make the thread.