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I tried to find logs of the previous Battle Toyale's but they don't exist anymore.

They took place on a chatroom and I didn't save them because they didn't include a lot of traditional fighting.

The first Toyale had around 15 people in it and the majority of them (over half) were a part of the same clan. It was a group of super heroes and they wanted to do a pacifist run where everyone worked together and escaped the toy store.

The only two evil characters were me playing Katrina Masters (black-coded oni yakuza boss) and another guy called Hybris Penumbra (punk rock hillbilly cult leader) and they hated each other. We probably fought four or five times overall and this was our second meeting. So we spent the entire Toyale trying to kill each other in very slapstick Tom & Jerry ways that spilled over to antagonize the other characters and draw aggro.

Essentially to make them fight.

They didn't like that we weren't playing along with their plan and it started some OOC drama. Eventually I killed Hybris in a way that started an electrical fire and once the building started burning down the bulk of them chose not to respond and so that's why I say I was the winner, because I destroyed the building and won the only 1 on 1, and the majority of people who could stop me chose not to.

The second one was a year later and there were maybe 8-9 people? The guy who won it was named Trevor. He played the leader of a militia group in Neo Babylon so coming in he was a GI Joe and he commanded a bunch of army men NPCs. They spent most of their time grabbing equipment and rigging traps and things like that, I didn't participate so I didn't follow it closesly, but most of the action was more PvE and eventually Trevor blew up a large enough chunk of the store that everyone who wasn't dead just decided not to fight back.

So, typically a Battle Toyale is more comedy and chaos than traditional combat, and so far the winner has been the person who decides to destroy the store in a way that makes the other players surrender but those were all on chatrooms. A forum is an entirely different beast.
It's just a faceclaim that I used for the character, I didn't feel like making a graphic or anything like that out of it, if you must know it's Maika Halfwolf from Monstress.
Nudara was getting closer, he could feel it in his b—nay in his plastic, the dragon was causing havoc. The dragon was roaring its electronic fury to the heavens and trouncing anything that stood in its way but Nudara had a plan…

I’VE BEEN SPLIT IN TWO!!!

The slimy samurai howled as Nudara charged past him, sword in hand, blade sizzling like a hot pan. He had in fact been sliced in two but lo-and-behold the gooey guardian was not nearly as effected by being bisected as your average toy, dividing into two smaller men, one with pants and one without. Now that the initial minutes had passed them by the toys who had survived the initial massacre were those who had either the skills, the ruthlessness, or the innate traits that made them harder to kill.

SOGUTS
Cosmic Nuisance


Tch… Be careful Veronica, this one won’t be so e—

Before the Black Prince could wheel upon his foe from behind a shudder. flew through the shelves. Somewhere on the other side of the toy store someone had done something to make their situation that much worse, boxes began to rain down on their position, before the samurai could make his attack one slammed the edge of their particular shelf and flipped him into the air where he then went howling to a watery grave. Were the floor just made of tile he might live. His gooey constitution nearly impregnable to physical impacts by the look of it but once he splattered to the floor he found with horror in his eyes that he was beginning to dissolve into the water…

NO NO, NOT LIKE THIS, THIS IS SOGUTS TIME TO SHINE BABY. NOOOOOOOO…

What an idiot…

Nudara did not have time to ruminate on their situation though for an entire shelf was collapsing. Jerry leapt into the air flapping his plastic wings to keep them aloft and used whatever goosey powers were afforded to him by the Evil God of Toys to avoid dying, and they almost made it, until the very end when a box so large he could not swerve around it fell into their view and he slammed into it. Luckily the Jerry’s had the same constitution as a rubber duck so Nudara got to feel what it was like to have an airbag deploy right in your face (uncomfortable) before they shot out like a slingshot into where else but the electronics aisle…

. . .

Ryuko was gone, buried under the boxes, hopefully she’d find a way out.

Veronica was coming.

But until she arrived it was the Black Prince standing proudly staring at an oddly familiar figure. Nudara with his quivering Jerry standing by his side with mighty black spear three times his size strapped to its back, “Th-that’s him b—” And before Jerry could even finish his sentence Nudara slammed his hand into the things stump of a neck, crushed the voice box that doubled as its brain, and allowed his steed to slump down to the floor.

Dragon,” Nudara’s voice boomed despite his small size. “The God’s want me to slay you. They sent an envoy for the sole purpose of carrying me to you so that I might severe your throat before you can be more of a nuisance. But I am not a fool who trusts Gods. I have, in my possession, a weapon that could kill god himself but I have to survive this rabble and find him first.” He grabbed the inert body of IWKYODT and hoisted it over his shoulder in spite of the size difference. “Join me and my witch. God wants you dead. Why give him what he wants? Besides, something over yonder caused enough chaos to topple an entire shelf. Do you really think we ought to weaken each other before confronting this new threat?
They seemed to imply that they had won the last toyale and that this was not their first rodeo.


Nudara's intro states that he won a tournament called King of Earth and that he now wants to be the King of Toys.

Which is a title he came up with.

King of Earth and the Battle Toyale are two completely separate events that (sometimes) share a universe.

I have participated in previous Toyale's and won one (debatably) but those were with different characters.

Shinny's intro states that we can decide how we show up and so I decided that the God of Toys came to him in a dream because I think it suits Nudara's character more/is funnier in general if he has a goal to work towards. He isn't put off by the situation because he's so arrogant all he sees is an opportunity to stroke his own ego.

All the other stuff are just funny jabs at friends and old story lines. There's a lot of little context bits there for past continuity but none of it should have an effect on the event except for maybe one that I've already told Shinny I'm going to try and should be pretty obvious, if it isn't already then surely by the next post, but won't really be relevant if you try to fight him. ;)

Do they have a character sheet somewhere?


I was told a character sheet is unnecessary to join so I won't be posting one, nor am I the only one without one.

The majority of his offense revolves around creating and using fire though, he does have one or two other tricks up his sleeve, but you'll have to find out what those are when it becomes relevant.
[Earth-M47D, Neo Babylon]

An air of quiet panic hung over the city of Neo Babylon. The streets, normally choked with life, were nearly empty as the Cult of Man marched through instituting martial law with the Mayor’s authority. Jackbooted thugs with skull masked helmets beside tanks the size of small buildings espousing their pro-human rhetoric and promising to purge the alien all the while ignorant of the irony that was their professed loyalty to the most inhuman leader of them all. Today was not the day for second guesses. An alien fleet had been spotted on the very edge of the system and it was massive…

Massive in that way that only the ominous swelling of black clouds on the horizon could be.

And though Earth-M47D had survived several alien invasions in the past they were never pleasant. An emergency summit between the heads of the seven mega corporations had been called but only six of them had arrived at the Morpheus Tower where the Mayors traditionally placed their throne, the Black Dogs normally first to rouse for battle were absent, rumor had it that Rodrigo had suffered more damage during the Battle of Rio than he was willing to let on and was avoiding public appearances until fully recovered. Given the cutthroat nature of his contemporaries, that was seeming more and more like a smart idea the longer the meeting went. The Sapphire Dream was calling for war and predictably enough Atlantis Trading Company wanted nothing to do with it, everyone else fell somewhere between the two extremes until it seemed as though the factions might destroy each other before the enemy reached their shores. Every one of them hated the others, everyone knew that a moment of weakness would lead to the others jumping in like hounds and so everyone was unwilling to be the first one to show their backs save for the Mayor…

Only the Mayor seemed nonplused by the recent turn of events. Seated at the very head of the table, at once presiding over the summit as the city’s democratically elected dictator and set aside from it as a neutral third party to make sure that they did not tear each other apart—unfairly—a grin on her face as she stared out the window and wondered, would today be the day the Eternal Star finally fell?

Seeing the hero win every time was getting boring.

***

[Deep Space, Oort Cloud]

Far away on the other side of the solar system a fleet of Cultivators sailed home with heads held high. It had not been an easy battle but no battle worth fighting ever was. Damage among the lower ranks had been nearly catastrophic but all captains had earned honors and their god was proud of them. The dead would be gathered, and then harvested, and then probably deposited back into the slurry of oceanic flesh that waited for them back at their home or whatever such a brutally alien culture used to honor their fallen. And as per usual WAR was the crown jewel in their victory. This version of him different from the one that had fought in the King of Heaven tournament for unbeknownst to all others he had been swapped with another halfway through after his failure to kill the God of Justice.

Unbeknownst to everyone but the growling serpent.

Unaru’s divine eye for battle was such that even subtle differences between one version of WAR and next were like blaring neon signs, and he said nothing, for the now retired God of War suspected that the Mayor also knew this—her instinct for such things was even stronger than his—but enjoyed her shenanigans enough that she was willing to overlook if they made her event that much more chaotic. And it had. He felt the disturbance that was the Cultivator’s battle against the Infinite One before the fight had been won and even felt a brief flash of presence as the assassin struck his final blow. ‘Curious,’ He thought. ‘He names himself after war and yet seeks to end each one as fast as possible.’ Unaru had encountered many such types in the distant past, warriors proud of their one-hit-kills, and he had also seen them sputter into oblivion when their proposed deathblow failed to do the job. Often he was the target they failed to finish. That is not to say that WAR was weak by any means, whatever Unaru’s feelings on his preferred methods the mission had been accomplished and all eight of Eternal Ones’ souls had been slaughtered at the same time, only that he felt assassination was the lowest form of appreciation one could show for the holy act of war.

And so he decided to make his feelings known.

Likely, the heads of Neo Babylon would entreat him to do so anyways, and though WAR seemed a pleasant enough fellow his god was a known bastard who could change plans on a whim’s whim. Unaru knew this because his own creator was a bastard. And so deep within the old Master’s Dojo, Unaru roused from his meditation, he climbed to his feet with an old man’s groan and stomped a bare foot onto the rotting floorboards until the ground rippled like water beneath him—

***

—When next he appeared it was on the edge of the solar system. For anyone capable of following such things it would very much seem like he had simply jumped from one spot to the next and that’s because he had, appearing on the other side of space astride the serpentine body of a celestial fish, long enough that its slick black-and-white body trailed for nautical leagues behind with wide fluttering fins that stationed every few miles along its body spread out like sails that went on to create gravitational anomalies that demolished small fighters unlucky enough to be caught in its wake. Within a minute of its appearance the thing had already taken out no less than three of what humans would refer to as cruisers, the lesser ships that accompanied a fleet and took fast action, as well as a great heaping chunk out of the battleship they had been guarding before turning upon god himself. It was almost like a dragon, with two spindly whiskers nearly long as its body trailing behind it, almost if not for the stupid puckered mouth sitting at its for or the beady unintelligent eyes sitting above that.

The Great Celestial Koi were not native to this region but Unaru road atop one all the same.

For a moment it seemed as if he might engage Kru in battle too. Stabbing one finger out towards the god’s cosmic throne while every ship in the fleet finally arrayed themselves in their direction, attacking from behind and catching a few weary stragglers off-guard was one thing, facing the might of an entire armada was another but machines—even bioorganic ones like this—would never truly be the equal of nature’s beauty. The koi, its name was Adelai by the way, had been born in deep space treating the vast emptiness as just another body of water and before they could fire it dove again. Disappearing from sight with a ripple that surged through space-time in an omnidirectional sphere in ways that had lesser Cultivators clinging to their hulls and their workstations before it had passed.

Before it winked back into reality right before the mountain sized octopus behind them.

Their prey, the dragon of infinity, was said to have been so large that each of its eight heads could devour an entire mountain whole. That was an exaggeration but not by much. It had in fact nested within the mountains of Old Babylon for quite some time and even now could be seen hanging heavy in the hands of the bloated cosmic mollusk that carried it. Shaped almost like an ice cream cone. How many of the Cultivators scrambled about inside of it even now carving off meaty bits of dragon and wearing their little hazmat suits to protect themselves from heaving spurts of lava that oozed through its veins, gods did not die quickly after all, how many of them were so dedicated to their jobs they did not know that their fleet was under attack by some barbarian god who even now leaped from the brow of his oversized pet fish towards the fluttering mass of tentacles? Right leg raised high so that his bare heel would come crashing own upon its bulbous head. Caving the whole thing inwards and sending a ripple of force through its body that turned any Cultivators in its immediate vicinity to mush and spread out through the rest of the octopi’s bod until its tentacles tensed, clenched, and finally unraveled in one glorious explosion of gore that saw █████’s corpse tumble into the abyss of space only half carved and dumped every hard working soul into the abyss where the koi would dip and out of reality nibbling at them for some time.

And Unaru, rising to his feet, broad body on display in the shifting white monastic robes that themselves seemed vaguely reminiscent of the ones that Alhazred had worn to the tournament. Though he was not nearly so arrogant as to strip them off and bare his naked chest to the world. Though he was not nearly so ignorant as to forget to wear anything beneath them. Black hakama fluttered about his legs and closed in tight around bare ankles and a high-hood hung over his head. Only his arms were truly exposed, sleeves torn straight off like they had never existed, exposing thickly cabled biceps that promised despite their deceptively human appearance to rain destruction down upon any who got in his way. Anyone foolish enough to stand in the way of his duel. They both knew it was coming after all but just in case they didn’t he unleashed a psychic shout into the void:

“WAR, come explain yourself, before I have to come wring it out of you.”
I was wondering how long it would take you to notice.
Per my discussion with Shinny this battle is being closed-out in anticipation of our next terrible idea.
(10 Episodes Later)

It Was a Good Duel


“It’s over Rodrigo, your armies have been routed—”

The favela was burning. Corpses of paradox cloned mercenaries and undead mutant cyborgs littered black charred stumps of what had once been homes for the city’s criminal underclass or worse, fallen drones and battered tanks, the remains of prehistoric monsters that had been modified beyond recognition with alien technology that’d dared to combat them. And above it all he loomed…

“—How many more people are willing to sacrifice?”

What had once the Technolich of Rio de Genero hovered over the scene with distended glass limbs. Only vaguely reminiscent of the man that it had once been with a great hollow cackle that ringed throughout its broad chest, glowing blue bones branching off likes the roots of a weed, clinging to the glass prison that now encased it and desperate to spread out into the wider world around them.

“In the name of Justice?” Rodrigo glared through the cracked visor of his power armor. “All of them!”

[Father Wolf is ready to deploy… are you sure about this captain?]

The sound of distant gunfire was constant as the Black Dogs continued to fight back against Hector’s newfound allies but they were losing ground, if things didn’t change they’d lose more than a fight, they were going to look weak in front of all the other Mega Corporations back in Neo Babylon and weak was the last thing you wanted to be in the middle of a shark tank like that—

“Deploy Father Wolf, now!”

A crackling red tear in time-and-space appeared just as it had many times before when depositing Black Dog mercenaries but unlike before this one was huge, and it was growing bigger, five black fingers tore their way out of a hole too small to fit them and gripped the side before they began pulling to the right and tearing the portal at its seams. Seconds later when it was enough to fit, a second hand appeared reaching out and scooping Rodrigo off the ground as the body of an impossibly tall humanoid machine stomped its way out into the burning favela one tremor at a time. At its peak, Father Wolf stood five-hundred feet tall with a jet-black finish, jagged edges, and a head vaguely reminiscent of a dogs complete with erect and upright wolf ears. Any of Hector’s undead mutants that tried to attack it in a fit preemptive of fright were promptly pulverized beneath their own weight with a simple gesture—

“Father Wolf, devour!

And in front of the first black blossom of zero-point energy began to grow…

“You’re insane…”

In this fractured vision of Earth it would take the people Neo Babylon weeks to learn about the devastation that had taken place in Brazil…

But It’s Time to Close the Curtain


“Not bad, Kru, but while you were playing with your zombies and your dinosaurs I managed to assemble all five pieces of the Machine God, Lombardi, and per the rules that means I automatically win—”

Beramode had been on the verge of losing. His life points were such that even the weakest monster in Kru’s deck could have taken him out in a single attack but just as stated the fifth piece of Lombardi had slid into his grasp, from whence it was hard to tell, but with its appearance the little shadowlings that had been his minions the entire time slowly began to congeal together until they loomed over the proceedings with a mighty glower. They had a cape made of light that billowed in the wind. Appeared to wear what were a pair of razor tipped triangular shades and had hair that was made of a wavering purple flame, Lombardi had arrived, its majesty enough to make the dying stare quake. Its power such that when it did choose to attack with a thrust of its hand a beam of energy it completely demolished the very last of the metaloid allies, his new friends now extinct, a fitting fate considering what their star would do this system within a few hours whilst Beramode turned not even giving them the benefit of watching their final moments.

“—Now then, if that’s all you have to say to me, I’ll be taking my leave.”

No Complaining Now
Once upon a time, the Gods of Asmeraka were at war.

For ten thousand years they used the mortal races as pawns in their games.

Until one day the King of Man forced peace upon them.

To celebrate this newfound peace the gods agreed to abandon their hatred.

Together they fed all of their hate and all of their sorrow to a lone beast.

Until it transformed into a mighty dragon.

And they named this malignant serpent Unaru no Hebi

***


William W Wonka had been terrorizing the good and fair people of Candy Land for some time now. His factory loomed over the land puffing clouds of noxious pink cotton candy into the blue sky, poured rivers of high-fructose corn syrup into their water supply, and poisoned the once fertile earth. Their children were forced to labor until their skin turned orange in hostile conditions like hostages in order to keep the population docile and their ruler, the once fair Princess Frosting, imprisoned inside of her own castle while the people cried out for justice.

And today justice had come…

Descending Dragon Splits the Heavens

The sky roared as thick pink clouds split overhead into four equal quadrants and allowed the sunlight to pour through for the first time in what felt like months. William felt his office shake from the force of it and was found hiding beneath his desk seconds later by the little orange security guard who trundled in to make sure he was okay, eyes wide with terror, staring through the stained-glass window he watched the oddly human-shaped dragon descend upon the courtyard where the guards were still busy picking themselves off the ground. Six-foot-five he stood with a longsword made of lacquered red wood in one hand a black coat hanging from his shoulders as he thumped into place. Tanned forearms covered in the little scars of a hard life peeked out from beneath rolled back sleeves and the first few buttons of his shirt hung open beneath his throat, brown hair tied behind his neck with the first streaks of silver finally beginning to show after so many thousands of years and still he loomed over the little orange men with their wide-mouthed blunderbusses. Prying his feet from the cracked concrete with the greatest of ease and stepping out of the dimple he’d created in the courtyard with a single mighty step, no pity spared for the first guard whose head exploded, nor a glance for the second or the third before itchy fingers slipped from their triggers and rifles began clattering to the floor whilst the red sword sprouted tendrils.

“William Wonka, come out and meet me or send your champion,” The dragon’s voice rumbled. “Either way you’re not leaving here alive today.”
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