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Call me Doc. I prefer RM, UM, or LP fights, with human or peak human hand-to-hand or swords & sandals being my speciality.
Challenge me to a match any old time!

Arena Characters: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/87852-docs-characters-no-posting/ooc#post-3105991

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This here is a character that I've used for many other roleplays. If you want me to make any adjustments, don't hesitate to ask!



@Enki

I love it. Too much beating around the bush in battles around here. A short but intense fight, self preservation thrown aside, no interruptions, that's the real deal.
@Enki

No doubt about it, explosive blood was one hell of a weapon against the monster. It would be blown to messy pieces, head flying off its splitting shoulders in slow motion, body flying apart in different directions.

But Nergal might haved missed one thing. The monster's tongue was also full of his blood, and might as well have been a stick of dynamite stuck in his gullet. Nergal's detonation would end up taking his own head off too! Even if his power nullified the blood in his body, there was more than enough in the tongue against his neck.

In what was likely the bloodiest, most gruesome finish that the Arenaverse had ever seen, the entire floor of the warehouse-sized room would wind up awash with bright viscera.
@Enki

The monster was no fool, as many had learned the hard way. It liked to take its time. Torturing victims was its one and only pastime, its one true love. In certain situations though, it understood that a quick end, though unsatisfying, was the only option. This occurred to the horror the moment it found that the blade had penetrated its body. The same blade that had unleashed an attack which had blown its wing apart. It couldn't afford to gloat. It still pulled Nergal in, but only to end him all the more quickly that it may heal the nasty new wound that had just been inflicted upon it, and avoid being turned into a modern art masterpiece. Rather than taking several seconds to laugh it up before gulping down Nergal's head, the horror would opt for a far quicker finish.

Instead of fully wrapping about the knight's neck, the sharp tongue would seek to outright plunge deep into the right carotid, avoiding any armor in the way and piercing through any layers of protection that might be hugging the skin. The tip of the tongue was as sharp and as hard as any of the monster's teeth, and hollow. It would be like a fat kid with a juice box. The juice box crinkles up and collapses in on itself. Except here, the juice box was Nergal's throat, and the fat kid just so happened to be the baddest quarter-ton vampire this side of the macroverse.

Nergal's blood pressure would drop instantly, the blood supply to his brain becoming virtually nonexistent. He would pass out the moment the Magna Pater started drinking, without even the cognitive ability to initiate a suicide bomb.
@RiDaku

So basically just put someone into a fighting ring with a nuke?
@Enki

Nergal himself had also overlooked that the Magna Pater had a spare arm as well. Tit for tat, quid pro quo. Its long right arm shot out towards Nergal's left forearm as he aimed his thrust, the eight inch middle claw potentially slicing him down to the bone as his stab was forced off course and he was pulled forwards. The monster would keep its claw in him, wrapping its other spindly digits about the forearm to render it useless. With both arms restrained, there would be little that Nergal could do as the Magna Pater's tongue lashed out like a bright crimson lasso to encircle his neck and tug his head into the grimy jaws.

Being the gruesome outer-rim horror it was, the monster would wait a few seconds for the constricted blood within Nergals throat to build up. In those few seconds, a lunatic-pitched laugh would cascade out from its open mouth, a nerve wrenching rollercoaster cackle that would descend into what resembled wretched, hair-raising sobs, moments before it carried on with biting his head off with a meaty *CHUMP!*, a geyser of rainbow mist gore blasting out of the stump and drenching its disfigured muzzle, should all this occur.
@MelonHead

@MelonHead

Apparently there be hypocrites in these here waters.


@MelonHead

Apparently there be hypocrites in these here waters.
@MelonHead
You wanted a judge in the first place, and frankly, I don't blame you for it. You do indeed pose much more of a threat OOC than IC, which must be why that's where you spend most of your time. Must have picked up that habit after learning that fight writing actually requires one to know how to write.

They say if you want to write well, you need to read a lot. I myself enjoy horror and fantasy. I see that you prefer Politics For Dummies.



If my OOC game is weak, I'm fine with that. I like keeping in-character in-character, rather than needing to resort to the time honored tradition of charging outside, climbing into my minivan, and then driving cross country to ram through the wall of my opponent's room to claim victory by default.

Seeing as you'd much rather counter my weak arguments by simply saying you easily can and then totally not doing so, I'll gladly humor you and agree to disagree with no more being said.

Perhaps our styles are incompatible. Perhaps I fail by not paying enough attention to detail.
Perhaps I just plain suck (which by extension means everyone I've ever beaten sucks worse, and by seeing where I lie on the seasonal rankings one may make a rough approximation of just how many players you think suck by proxy...)

At least I can claim that most of my wins don't require a judge and a jury, and I'm glad to not be in your shoes regarding that.

*Drops microphone*
@MelonHead
As if the Republic even means anything. I can make up worlds too. Slimy's profile mentions that its species has ended innumerable civilisations and has always existed. Can you guess how, and whether or not, the octillions of resulting horrors have continued to thrive? Technically I don't even need to give Higan's world the dignity of a chance to combat a gradual invasion. But, all that does not matter in the least. It's just a pissing contest. Literally anyone can simply draw up a stickman and say, "This fucker is all powerful, end of story."

Cautious style my ass. Slimy has no other means to get Higan aside from waiting him out. It's easy to point an accusing little finger from within the safety of an impregnable iron hull fitted with bunker busters. I tried being nice and using skill, but in the end you simply have a character that mine can't beat by traditional means. That was to be expected, but I wanted to give it a try. Nope, the mech totally no-sold Slimy. Well, now yours can't beat mine because it has countered Hogan's unstoppable armor with its unstoppable stalking.

I can play the same cards as you. I got the same deck.

So, when I start pissing too, you cry foul. When I start complaining OOC, you pitch a fit. Poor me, suffering so when someone gives me a taste of my own medicine. Go eat a monkey.
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