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Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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The Time to Act Has Always Been Now // Part 02


Hamilton-Meringue Theatre
Appleton City


The reflection of the moon's pale blue light spread over the floorboards, covering all but the spectral silhouette of a stranger. Otherwise, the theatre felt empty. Rick Tyler, the Hourman of Appleton City, felt like an intruder (which he technically was) on the serene space. The air had a special, lung shivering taste, as though it was forbidden itself.

Defying the whim to flee, he swept over to the wooden door, a chipped and aging door. It was locked. Fortunately, he had his means of getting around that. He withdrew a set of lock-picking tools and surgically persuaded it to yield.

With a pocket flashlight in hand, he brushed over the interior shelving while taking note of the variety of guns, bags, and masks. Innocent of wrongdoing or not, Mike had been truthful. Every detail lined up thus far, in the paperwork he'd delivered on. And after a second peak, he even spotted the picture of the actor he'd targeted: Matt Dallas.

Dallas had recently been featured in the tabloids as a mutant rights activist after being thrown into the spotlight on account of a biological anomaly. The media found out about his belly button, or more accurately his lack of one.

The closet was peppered with other hints, like a newspaper with Senator Kelley's face stamped on the cover.

"Perfect. He's amnesiac, prejudiced, and guilty." The time-keeping crime fighter walked over to the shelving before lifting the dusty articles and packing a backpack full of evidence. "This is fantastic. Next he's going to have multiple personalities and a knack for genetic engineering."

"I'd be less offended if you had a single discernible personality trait besides bossy."

Rick's spine filled with lightning and his fists snapped into battle formation. "Wait a sec.. what are you doing here Dave?"

"I may have memory loss, but I also have a job. And responsibilities to fulfill besides fitting your criteria for guilty. I work here, doofus."

Okay. Okay. Take it in. Learn. Never do this again. From now on you don't do soliloquies. You have internal monologues.

"I'm on your side, Mike. But, I also have to be on Matt's side. I can't let you go and commit this hate crime."

"I already called him off. I called him off hours ago and that was that. He hung up. Case closed. Now get out of my place of work. I don't need you here and I swear to god if I ever catch you here again I'm calling the cops."

"Yikes. Umm, sorry."

At that, Rick emptied his load and slumped past his former client. "But don't ever waste my time like this again."

"P-lease. Do not think you can--can. . ." he started before being persuaded to tame his tongue by the crime fighters overwhelming presence and burning eyes.

"I don't know what's gotten into you, but I do know that before too long, I'm going to get it out of you."
Am I the only one who actually LIKED the Spider-Man Unlimited show?
@Lord Wraith covered it with the mention of the BTAS theme. Also put it on when I wanted to motivate myself. Also, the episode with the Scarecrow is cemented in my memory because it birthed the line "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman." As a strange boy, I also put that on to motivate and inflate my spirits.

So, that would be my number one. What are your favorite TV lines ever? My number two is from BBCs Robin Hood: "Will you tolerate this injustice? I for one, will not!"
Oh yeah. It's the themes we're comparing. Justice League for the win. I specifically used to put it on when I was having a good day or wanted to have something excite me. To me, it's right up there with the Star Wars score. I am so glad they never put lyrics to Star Wars. It would've dated it instantly, but the DCAU .music is timeless, probably because of the lack of lyrics.
I easily preferred Justice League. But if that's the Avengers cartoon I think it is, the way that they opened the show was fantastic from a storytelling standpoint.
Just so we stay on topic (Makes me feel better about this chatting)

Favourite Hero and Villain from DC/Marvel anyone? :P


DC Hero - Batman, then GL Rayner
Marvel Hero - Daredevil, then Cyclops, then Spider-Man/various symbiotes
DC Villain - The Scarecrow, Mr. Freeze, Anarky
Marvel Villain - Symbiotes, The Lizard
There's nothing left that you can expose me to or protect me from. My innocence was burned away. My hatred has cultured and made black and white a hazy gray. There is nothing left to protect me from. All because of these places from which I've come.

On a more serious note, I'm seventeen and more or less ask for it by visiting this site.
To use a punchline I already used in another game with some of this player base: The third Robin is easily the best. Tim beats Dick every day of the week.
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