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10 yrs ago
Current Trying to figure out how some people have the time for more than like, four roleplays, let alone thirty-two.
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10 yrs ago
What happened to all of the sour patch parents?
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10 yrs ago
Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket with a gas station spork.
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10 yrs ago
My credit score is so bad I've started receiving pre-declined credit card offers.
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10 yrs ago
Do you ever feel like you're in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
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Bio

Dear Reader;

I am Esoteric, an anomally. But that is merely a label, a title I have given myself. You may refer to me as they, them, she, her, he, him, not because I embody these references of my sexual identity, but simply because I do not care and you will not offend me. If you must know then I suppose "she" would be proper here. I do consider myself non-binary, genderless, etcetera. I prefer to be called Eso, but to be honest you can call me whatever. I do have a love for adorable, cutesy nicknames.

When meeting new people I try my best to skip the formalities, and being callously hit on, and rather try to achieve something interesting about the person, traits, likes, or perhaps a story. I'm more than a pair of pretty eyes, you know? Don't let me mislead you though, I'm not like any crazy feminist or something, as I said, non-binary. Can I even identify as a woman? Oh, right, rambling ^//^. So.. interesting things. I'm a switch and coming to terms with my S-types, if you don't know what that means then I probably won't explain it to you. I often refer to my gender as a Transdimensional Butterfly, because I'm fuckin' weird. I'm adorable, cute, and I curse "like a sailor" at times. I'm an enormous pervert, and fancy sleezy dive bars with sex dungeons. If you know what Fetlife is, cool. No, I will not add you. No, you cannot see my pictures. My name is, No, my sign is, No, my number is, No. I'm here to roleplay, I have other outlets for those needs in my life, sorry. It has recently been made known to me that I may be a bit of a pyro. Moving on, shall we? ^_^

Roleplay interests, hm. I definitely enjoy most things fantasy or apocalyptic, oh and some sci fi though it has to be pretty interesting. I have a love for magic, explosions, and super powers. Zombies are the all time best monster ever created and this tiny creature will fight you over that statement, I will run up your arm and scissor kick you in the neck ^-^. Okay so I probably won't do that. I do enjoy 1x1 especially with some delicious lesbian elements *excessive eyebrow waggling*, though I am a pansexual. Probably should have put that tidbit up there but, whatever. You'll probably never interest me in anything slice of life, especially modern. In fact, it's really hard to get me on board with modern roleplays unless the world is ending, and even then there has to be something to spice it up for me. I tend to include darker themes, taboo, and such forth in my roleplays. This isn't Disney, it's akin to a real world so that means bad shit happens. If you have any "triggers" because of past trauma, let me know beforehand because there is very little I leave out. I don't get very detailed, but rather heavily imply things. I do have limits however. I also love Epic Power Scenes, why fight a dragon in the wilderness when it can WREAK HAVOC IN A CITY, TEARING THE EARTH ASUNDER AND-*coughs* I mean, Michael Bay and I would probably be pretty good friends, just sayin.

Did I mention I'm an adorable pervert? ^//^ I will describe curves, use the term breasts, and look at your characterss imaginary booty. I'm also prone to some typos as I type fast, I think fast, and I just flow. My current obsessions are playing real off the wall sharacters, Saying "WAPOW", forever coloring my posts off tones of white, and doing graphic manipulations. The latter being some pretty bad art and poetry, changing a reference image to suit my needs, and I have a graphics shop now. Oh, I always love playing characters that are exotic, like Animal Girls, Nymphs and Sprites, Demon girls with sexy tails, and so forth.

Sincerely,
Esoteric, The Coquette

P.S: Wubba Dubba Lub Lub! #FreeRick
P.S.S: I'm super hyper most of the time. I'm like, 10% Sugar, 20% Spice, 15% Caffeinated Ice, 5% Sass, 50% Flirt, and 100% extroverted introvert.

Want some fancy artsy stuff? I can't draw for shit but I can manipulate the ass off some imagery. Check out my shop or send me a PM.


Most Recent Posts

In Mahz's Dev Journal 10 yrs ago Forum: News


Also, check out the free roleplay section, there's a bunch of these. Confirmed as spam.

EDIT: Nevermind, the crew in reporting is on top of it.
*blushes* My oh my, you sure know how to talk 'em up. In fact, I have lost weight ^_^ Thank you for noticing.

Down for something dark and gritty? I've been feeling a bit apocalyptic lately.
@Ophelia It's cool. ^.-
Closed. For now.

Prisoner Data Form
Takakiko Moneaux
"What do you mean I'm being arrested?!... Oh, that, really? But it was just ooonnee little bomb.."


Aliases: Princess Nitro

Prisoner ID Number: 2313

Species: Nohvan

Gender: Female

Age: 32 (Young Adult)

Former Faction: 💥Maximum Octane💥

Physical Description:

Bionic Limbs/Synthetic Organs/Robotic Augmentations: N/A

Weapons of Choice:

Charges/Sentences:
List of Charges as recognized by the Official Galactic Court
  • Aiding and Abetting: Takakiko has been an accessory to a multitude of crimes, most of which reflect her other charges.
  • Assault and Battery: Provoked physical altercations with civilians, officials, and law enforcement officials.
    • Aggravated Assault and Battery: Unprovoked attacks on civilians, officials, and law enforcement officers.
  • Drug Trafficking and Distribution: Moving excessive quantaties of illegal drugs including banned genetic enhancements, dangerous mind altering drugs, and other narcotics with the intent to sell.
    • Posession: Quantities of illegal drugs found on her person.
  • Trespassing: Entering personal homes, businesses, and otherwise restricted areas unlawfuly.
    • Theft: The removal of items or information from these properties.
  • Arson: The burning of establishments, landmarks, vehicles, and of personal or government property.
  • Bribery: An attempt to assuage her charges using lollipops and other promises of "treats".
  • Conspiracy: Prior knowledge and planning of actions with the intent to commit a crime or break the law.
  • Disorderly Conduct: Excessive public intoxication.
    • Public Indecency: Urinating in public, Partial or full nudity within view of the public.
    • Disturbing the Peace: Excessive Yelling and Threatening of other persons, fighting, and loud music.
    • Domestic Violence: Physical Altercations with romantic partners.
  • D.U.I Driving under the influence on resulting in public endangerment.
  • Human Trafficking: The unlawful captureand detainment of any persons with intent to sell them.
  • Shoplifting: The removal of items from a business during operating hours without intent to purchase.
  • Vandalism: Marking, Altering, or otherwise destroying of person, public, or private property, objects, or other belongings.
  • Dangerous Weapons: Possession, Creation, Distribution, and Use of dangerous weapons unlawfully with intent to sell, cause harm, or vandalize properties or persons, most notably explosives.
  • Homicide: Over a thousand estimated counts of manslaughter and murder of the first, second, and third degrees.
  • Grand Theft Auto: The unlawful hijacking of personal, private, and restricted vehicles. One count of military grade theft of a prototype aerial combat plane with space and FTL capabilities. Estimated damages from this incident are in the thousands of millions.

    Verdict: Sentenced to death by electrocution.

Skills:
  • "PewPewPew!": Takakiko is an above average shot due to a life thats put her in more than one firefight, though she's not particularly skilled in firearms.
  • "VroomVroom!": She likes to run, skip, and jump, she likes to drive fast, and she loves being in the cockpit of fancy birds.
  • "Kaboooom!": Taka is naturally talented in the use and creation of explosives. It's one of her favorite hobbies, blowing shit up-that is.
  • "He laughed at me... So I blew him up.": The moral of this is actually that itself: Moral Ambiguity. To Taka, sometimes right is wrong and wrong isn't always right. Wait. Sometimes right isn't wrong and wrong is- Oh fuck it. She doesn't always see things the way others do.
  • "DISTRACTION!": With about zero finesse, cunning, or thought at all Taka is pretty handy at creating a distraction. Not the smooth talking, ankle showing, flirty kind of distraction. More of the "something just fucking blew up in the distance" kind of distraction.
  • "I answered his questions and questioned his answers, he answered my answers and questioned my questions?!" She has this.. way with words that makes it incredibly hard to obtain information from her when she doesn't want to tell you. Sometimes it involves a lot of whimsical nonsense and misdirection.
  • "What's this do?": dabbling as a tinkerer, Taka can take apart a remote control and put it back together just to see how it works... but it may also control your lights and shower functions as well. She's better at fiddling with weapons, especially things that explode, though you might explode. Your cat might also explode.
  • "HIYAH!" Making up for what she lacks in other deparments, she's not toally helpess as she has some speed to her. She's quick and agile, and where she may not have much power behind her punches, she's a cut and dodge kind of fighter.

Flaws:
  • "None I'm a fricking princess!": That's a god damned lie. She has a somewhat warped perception. She's a princess, your dog is a steed, and you- you fine person are a pleb. Sometimes she doesn't understand things, or sees them quite differently, on top of having a skewed moral compass.
  • "I'm a little screwy": Taka has a somewhat childlike nature about her. Somewhere along the line she broke, and her personality seems to constantly fluctuate between being an adult and being stuck in her childhood, creating an... interesting line in the middle, to say the least. This is a part of her flawed moral views, and has a tendency to make people underestimate her. The innocence associated with this means she's loves the wrong things, including people, for the wrong reasons, trusts things for odd reasons, and has a minimal sense of personal safety. For example: She loves candy because of her sweet-tooth, but especially because "It looks like me!."
  • "Meltdown! Meltdown!": Taka has PTSD from her early life. She struggles with nightmares, seems to constantly be moving her hands, and will literally try to fight you if she becomes too angry. She's also terrified of being trapped in confined spaces.
  • "I'm meeellltttiinggg!": Being a Nohvan, her eyes are sensitive to light. She can barely see in daylight, and relies on a pair of light filtering goggles to function during daytime hours. Bright flashes can blind, stun, and disorient her. Constant exposure to bright light can permanently damage her eyes.
  • "Dude I'm like.. a fish": Taka doesn't have much physical prowess. She's on the weaker side, lacking strength and endurance. She's not exactly clever, she's not very witty, and her smarts really only lie in weapons, vehicles, and things that go boom.
  • "You talking to me? Huh? Punk?!": Her reputation as 'Princess Nitro' proceeds her, and some people are still trying to claim the bounties on her head, even after her incarceration.

Personality:

Personal Biography:

Personal Belongings: Typically some sort of candy, a package of concentrated salt licks, cigarettes, a gold plated flip lighter with the insignia for the Maximum Octane group, A necklace holding a polished and detailed blackbird.
Other:
Likes: Sweet Treats, Salty Foods, Sex, Dancing, Most Music, Spaceships, Driving Fast, Explosions, Being a princess, guns that sound like explosions, vandalism, and the color sea green.

Dislikes: Authority, cold feet, sour things, onions, the color Puce, having her hands restrained, losing people, and being treated like a child (Irony).

Theme song:In Loving Memory of Takakiko Moneaux

Nmm, I don't really like to main (M), but I do play them. Are you up for a FxF?
Courtesy Bump ^.-
It's on hold for now. I'm moving in a couple of weeks so my internet situation may not be steady. One, I have COX and it was down for like a week ._. *eye twitch* and Two, I'm going to be pinching pennies and might not know if I'll pay this coming bill, or how long until I get some internet in WA.

Thanks for the interest, I'll keep you in mind if I ever try opening another post apoc. ^_^
@DeadBeatWalking A thousand apologies for my absence, COX decided to jack with the internet. In other news, I'd like to respectfully back out of this for now, I'm preparing to move to Washington State in about two or three weeks, and that means pinching every penny I have. So, I'm not sure if my fixed internet will be on long enough, or how long it will take me to get set up over there. I appreciate you letting me participate, Sorry I wasn't a better member of your lovely group. ^.^'
@Zran@The Survivor@POOHEAD189@Lewis251 OOC is open. Still doing work on it!
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