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  • Old Guild Username: Evil Snowman
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7 yrs ago
When you have the urge to update your bio to something newer. But are to lazy to do it.
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8 yrs ago
Merry Christmas to you all.
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8 yrs ago
I really must get to posting for my RPs. But procastnating is much easier.
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8 yrs ago
Just got home form seeing infinity war. Gotta say I wished I seen it sooner.
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8 yrs ago
Shit when did it become my dam 25th birthday? I'm sure last time I checked it was at least a week a way.
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Bio

Hello I'm Evil Snowman or Snowy as some have taken to calling me.
I'm a 27 year old baker living in Australia. I also work nights so I'm up at some weird hours.
Let's see I'm into Writing/RPing, Video games, anime, Sci-if stuff (to lazy to list what.) computers, cats and a lot of other stuff.
I spend a fair amount of my free time on the net so I tend leave tab open for the guild so I'm normally around if not I'm mostly likely working or passed out somewhere.

If you want more know more you'll have to talk to me and get to know me (don't worry I don't bite... too much) so send me an PM and I'll talk with you.

Most Recent Posts

But... CAKE... I must have some. *goes into corner to sulk* Also don't point out I could make my own... I'm lazy and do enough baking at work. Also baking is not to hard one simply must get the hang of it. I should know, sucked at baking to before my apprenticeship.

It alright but I can't stand the smell of it cook for some reason it make want to hurl.
What do you mean what? Can't a guy be a tofu hater but have to hurt someone at the same time? XD

Also Lady GM I beg of you to give me CAKE RPer is hungry and my little brother just ate of the last of a cake I had stashed in the back of the fridge. I wanted to eat that CAKE.
You harmed tofu!!! You are a god amongst men and woman. But I'm afrid there are laws agiast rolling on tofu so I'm gonna have to hit with a phone book across the face. XD

ALSO because of my brother...



Ekaterina (Katya)

The party proved to interesting to watch seeing all the people interacting made her wonder just what was everyone talking about and how many would become friends. It also made her wonder just how many people here would she come to know at her time at this academy. Katya hoped it would a few people she could become good friends with after all it be nice to have some normal friends that where not judging her all the time like her ones back home. Yawning Katya rubbed her eyes keeping herself in from freaking out was hard work and watching everyone wasn’t helping.

Looking down at her lap Katya reached into her t-shirt and a small white orb, staring at it for a moment before retuning its home under her t-shirt. Seeing her orb always made Katya feel better. The orb was almost like a big round reset button for her emotional state. Almost Katya was very aware it was all in her head but seeing her orb did always make her feel better. But her anxiety was still there bubbling away from all the people near her.

Letting out a big sigh Katya was about to get up and walk around the outer edges of the party to see if she could find someone on their own to talk to or maybe a nice quite corner away from all the others. As she was about to get up a boy wearing what looked like to be his pajamas got tripped over. Although she didn’t want to Katya could not help but snicker at the boy finding the sight pleased a side of her she didn’t like to show. A side of her that Katya tried to hide form nearly everyone. Only her father had seen this side of her and oddly enough he liked it saying it would be of use to her when she took over for him.

Felling disappointed in herself for letting herself snicker at the boy, Katya hung her head in shame to do such a thing if front of other was simply not right… even if given the chance she’d of tripped the boy too simply because he was where pajamas. Not noticing the boy sit next time him Katya snickered again she as replayed the moment in her mind. Knowing she actually enjoyed seeing that made her sigh as she looked up only to notice the same boy was now sitting next to her.

Muttering several cruse words in Russian aimed at whatever higher power may exist, Katya mentally sighed. Why did he have to sit next to her? Given he was interesting given he was only wearing pajamas; there was simply no way she could stop herself interacting with him. After all if it’s interesting you investigate it until it bores you. It was a simple way to deciding how to do things but for Katya it worked. Clearing her throat Katya tapped the boy twice on the shoulder closest to her to make sure he got this boy attention.
“Hello… are you being okay? Those mean people not hurt you?” she asked not really sure how to engage this interaction given she had just snicked at his misfortune and to be honest him appearance was pretty comical so she had to fight the urge to laugh at him.
Really? So our lovely GM has a dark side to her... hehehe perfect...
B.U.M.P
Does the snake dance?

Yay! Wow I am that mean for being happy to get my char to be made fun off XD


Why yes it dose, simply play some music and watch it go.

Tsk, tsk how could you be so mean? And here I thought you where a nice human. XD

-silent stares at snowman freaking out-

-keeps staring at snowman while slowly raising a electric heater towards snowman-


*See heater eyes going wide*

Okay life... no need to do anything hasty here. Just put the heater down and we can talk things out. Whatever the problem is you don't need to melt me. Please don't melt me I want to LIVE. LIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE.

Look whatever you want I'll do it just don't melt me.
-wraps in towel-

-pokes snowman-

-enjoys melting of snow while poking-

-starts to think-

-scoops snowmans butt in bowl-

-puts snow in microwave-

-waits-


*Breaks out of town and runs into a freezer* WHY? Life what did I do to you?

*Butt Implodes destroying Microwave* What is it and people and melting my butt? do you not know when you melt a snowman's butt it implodes. ALSO don't still my butt I need it for sitting on and growing a new hurts. Ahem please ask before taking parts of me.

...I just do not trust possums but a kangaroo is better. -walks back into the box-

...I wanna see the fangirl come out XD I am okay if you pick on Penn...his character is made to be picked on. XD

-watches life as she does that- O-O


Really? Okay fair enough they are pretty feral buggers. Enjoy the snake with festive hat.

You'll see it in time don't worry. Okay I'll make sure to pick on him a little with Katya or my other Chara who's still in the works.
*goes into corner and cries* Why do you have to reject my gifts to you... I was trying to be nice you meanie and you broke my heart reject my gift of a possum. (I'll get you... time to put a Kangaroo in the crate.)

No she dosen't but when she finds out... the fan girl in her might come out. You want to see it? Well I might have to show it off a little soon then. HEHEHE I'll just need to find a target to use it on.

Likewise I'm sorry Kimi I'd sell my old rig but I live OZ.
Why are you so delightfully cruel to us? I think I'm going to cry. Still you will be done Lady GM. (just gonna put a possum in your crate for denying us a single freedom)

Yeah it will be interesting especially if Katya meaner side slips out. Still it will be interesting consider I'm gonna admit it now Katya is going MAJOR fan of his work.

BAGELS!!! (So happy. So much so I'll but a snake with a festive hat on in your crate.)
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