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6 days ago
Current Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.
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8 days ago
Movie Studios don't use AI to generate scripts because they're not copywritable. My writing is mine, not the world's to play with.
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9 days ago
I've no idea what is meant by everyone being a "southern cowboy".
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26 days ago
I like that the Amish gives their kids a chance to decide if they want to stay in their parent's religion.
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2 mos ago
"Badgers?" he said, sweating as he heard gun hammers being cocked unseen behind him. "We ain’t got no badgers. We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinkin' badgers!"
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I am a seven-foot tall minecraft-playing hindu guru drag-queen alien.

Possessor of an Ancient Device™ Model 17. No, I don't know what it does. No, you can't play with it.

Pronouns: It. As in: "What is it? What does it want? Why is it here? Oh my god, it's got my... <insert random body part or object here>"

Likes: World Domination, Writing, Rpg, scifi/fantasy, anime, sketchup 3d models, and anime music videos.

Companions: a host of characters from other games, my personal muse Penny (as in Bad), and the Badger gang - Toothpick, Buttons, Shark, and Mongo. They grew up in the balcony of an old theatre that played a lot of gangster movies. Normally benign, but may invade the OOC forums.

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Having read through this, I'm wondering if there's a chance that Yev might actually be allowed to wear civilian clothing, not this prison outfit from the SD9 Detainment Facility.

@KactusPunch
For your consideration:

Having what looks to be two "children" in the group is going to be hilarious.
Idk if you guys are familiar with Legends of Avantris, but Rizx especially is giving me flashbacks of this scene.


That reminded me of this.


@Expendable lol good point. I am sure there will be plenty of livers to munch on throughout the story though


Rizx will have to carry a string of onions, then.

@DrBatche81
I was thinking of adding to the lore.

Goblins make a sort of ale made up of medical herbs that they call Glee. It's a bit strong with a sort of hay aftertaste, but shouldn't affect anyone drinking it too much and the mild alcohol acts to purify the water.

Boiled down into a paste, it becomes Glah - often spread on wounds to protect them, believing the powerful smell drives off disease (it's just very antibacterial). Warriors who smell jars Glah being pried open often leap to their feet and run back into battle before they can start spreading it. In practice, it keeps the wounds clean, although removing the bandages will remove all hair they may have in that spot.

Goblins villages who have a surplus of Glah will uses it for other things, like waterproofing the roof of their huts (assuming they have huts) and putting back together broken pots. Once it cures in the sun for a few days, it's as good as new, except for all the green between the broken bits.

Hitting a full pot of Glah can bounce back the force onto the attacker.
The fun part is going into a tavern and the guy has to do an age check to make sure we're legal to drink.
@Expendable as long as the liver eating is kept to a minimum within the group I am sure dietary needs will be met lol


She wouldn't eat the livers of the living. Most of them drink too much, besides.
@Expendable approved and I like the lore you have added. Looking forward to seeing more unfold.


Glad you like her. Some have told me that Rizx looks like she's going to eat their livers.
@DrBatche81 for your consideration.



How do you feel about goblins?
I'm soooo so interested!!!


Pity you seem to be the only one.
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