RuffledMane said
No problem.
*sits down underneath a tree and a red and black slime materializes in my hand and I begin to mess with it*
RuffledMane said
No problem.
RuffledMane said
Oh? Then of course I shall.
RuffledMane said
You don't have to have had sex to be a slut, darling. It's more of a state of mind.
Host said
There isn't. I checked.At least I'm actually a virgin.
Legend said
YEAH. IM KIND OF FREAKING OUT.
Host said
That from the looks of it, you're going to be twelve... forever.
Legend said
Do you know anything else?
Legend said
That's some origin story. Charged while grocery shopping.
Host said
News for you? You're too attached to an object. But no, I analyzed Techi's age issue.