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Anything to keep you on your toes. Just don't forget my tea, big guy.


I won’t.
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Save it for the next decapitation.


You already know how you are going to die this time? I’m impressed.
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They never end.


It seems you already stuck with me anyways.
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That's the problem.


How?
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Because it is.

I have loads of stories though!
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Clearly, it’s sitting next to you and listening to your ramblings for all eternity.


Now, why do you make it sound like hell?
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If I find one rotten strawberry, I’m going to take you to the other side.


You still believe that there is another side, huh? Interesting.
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Strawberry. Unless you also make fruit rot when you touch it.


Things don’t die when I touch them, I’ve told you before. Those are necrotic impostors who believe they are death.
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Unless you want to pick it up, I’m obviously going to have a hard time taking it with me.


Fine. What kind would ya like?
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I’m thinking jasmine. I’d bring a cake, except, well, you know.


Know what?
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