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*Stares at you with intense, gleaming eyes for a few silent seconds*


*blinks in confusion*
I apologize if I hit a bad button.
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They call that adverse inference in the detective world, and it's rude.


That would apply if you explained why you wanted to be a detective without the wonder of looking into people's private lives and call them "mysteries".
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What makes you think I don't help people?
*Kicks a piece of gravel into the dehydrated trees*


You never mentioned if you did or did not help people. You just mentioned that you like to look into people’s private lives. So I was speaking on that piece of information.
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I'm not old enough to do it as a job, you know.


I'm aware, but you can help out people if you are being a detective. Practice helps.
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That's really judgy you know.


It's matter of fact. I am making no judgements here. Just observation. I do not care what you do with your investigations and your motivations for them.
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What's better'n solving mysteries? Everyone leaves clues about everything they do, so when you put those together, you can find out all sorts of secrets they didn't want you to know.


That's just being nosey. Unless the goal is the help someone.
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*Spins my magnifying glass and tucks it under my chin with a smile*
Detective, obviously.


The attire is fitting for sure, but why if you don't mind me asking?
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*We take a sharp turn onto a gravel road covered by shade trees*
That could even be the second greatest job I ever heard of.


Is that so? what is your first?
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*Squeezes my lips together*
So your job is to prove other people did a bad job?


It sometimes is that way, but most of the time it's to improve their work.
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Why go to all the trouble instead of makin' it right in the first place?


Most don't think of all of the possibilities, just the most common ones. I help with finding the faults in that.
*looks at you*
I don't think normally in solving problems, so if I can't get in, then it's made really well.
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