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*Stares at you with intense, gleaming eyes for a few silent seconds*
*blinks in confusion*
I apologize if I hit a bad button.
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*Stares at you with intense, gleaming eyes for a few silent seconds*
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They call that adverse inference in the detective world, and it's rude.
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What makes you think I don't help people?
*Kicks a piece of gravel into the dehydrated trees*
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I'm not old enough to do it as a job, you know.
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That's really judgy you know.
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What's better'n solving mysteries? Everyone leaves clues about everything they do, so when you put those together, you can find out all sorts of secrets they didn't want you to know.
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*Spins my magnifying glass and tucks it under my chin with a smile*
Detective, obviously.
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*We take a sharp turn onto a gravel road covered by shade trees*
That could even be the second greatest job I ever heard of.
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*Squeezes my lips together*
So your job is to prove other people did a bad job?
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Why go to all the trouble instead of makin' it right in the first place?