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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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@Aerandir I have do admit that this coincidence with André is flabbergasting me. I don't even dare to exclude that my subconsciousness played a sneaky game with me and made me select Andri because it is so close to André without my consciousness actively noticing it though I have probably read something about him at some point in my life :D So now we have a nickname the hunters can use if they want to :)

Anyways, as I've finished reading I'm gonna try and set up another post now.
@FetzenAs you said he still a novice, I will make it Bobby has heard of him, but just barely. Hard to not hear of Andri the Giant. (Yes I know where you got the name you sneaky person you)


It appears that my method of preventing unwanted allusions (hacking the desired character's name into google.com and check the first page of results) is flawed and did in fact miss that... Actually "Andri" is a not so uncommon icelandic name and as such it was intended.

However Hymir is indeed an intentional hidden reference to a mythological giant, and either you didn't see that coming or you were too distracted by André :D
Yep.
@Eviledd1984 I don't see the point in it to be honest. It's totally sandbox by now. If anybody returns, could you notify me so we can continue this ?
So I finally made it. Hope I didn't get too many things wrong :D
Andri


He had been here for two days now, but Andri was still a bit surprised about how well developed this quaint little village was. There were a lot of things that he thought he could possibly need at some point - and it appeared that just everything was available right here: a blacksmith, multiple taverns where one could eat and drink, a large body of water nearby that likely offered additional opportunities to relax, churches... - Well he could go without the latter one if he was honest. His parents had taught him to send up a prayer on a daily basis, but he had pretty much forgotten about that over the course of the last years.

There was so much on offer here that he was still spending a lot of time on inspecting it closely. Was it worth the price and would it be up to the level of reliability he had become used to expecting ? So the assassin was still roaming around on the streets, leaving huge footsteps behind. The next item on his makeshift list: one of the taverns. Andri stopped and probed his pockets. There had to be that wonderful feeling of some round pieces of metal hidden somewhere... It could just be a matter of time as there were so many pockets to search. He had become so used to wearing his leathery gear that he felt comfortable in it even when he could have worn ordinary cloth instead. It just needed an adequate amount of care, but he had been a peasant or a tailor for most of his life, so he could fix almost everything about it himself.

Oh... there was something! Not much, but it would suffice for one or two mugs of beer. He mentally assured himself that this weren't his last coins. There was more in a stash in that tiny dwelling place he had been able to arrange and where he had currently stored all of his weapons as well. So... there was nothing to worry about. He stepped in, ducking his head when passing through the doorframe. When the man progressed towards the bar, one could get the impression that his back was loosing cohesion as there was strange movement beneath his clothing. Andri whispered sideways into the hood "Please, not now Sin!" and gently nudged the serpent's head so the creature would move it into a less exposed position. Now he could pull back the hood.

Two quick eyes scanned the room: Which of the stools was closest to a wall and would allow him to take a comfortable posture ? He found one that that was a bit of a compromise, ordered a beer and sat down. From where he was, the assassin could survey almost the entire room, especially the entrance, but relaxation came first. That other thing was a habit he tried to suppress right now. He took a deep breath of the stale air. His stomach signaled hunger, so probably he would leave it at the small mug he had and go for something to eat instead. Sometimes he envied his snake: Sin required so much less to eat and so less frequent...
Gonna try and set up an introductionary post for my character, but it could take a while as I'm involved in a bit of multi-tasking right now.





Kostya was a bit surprised. Apparently Meretrix had noticed his glance. For seconds, he wasn't sure if the warrior was trying to mock at his action a bit or not. So for seconds he wasn't sure if he should reply something like 'wait until that woman upfront there runs out of ammunition in front of a dragon and then hand her that very last arrow she wasted weeks before with the most sardonic grin I can produce in my face and a ready to sign contract to transfer me all of her property in the other hand' or a far more friendly 'Can't stand this kind of totally unnecessary wastefulness. I'll return it to her if she asks for it.'.

He ultimately decided for the latter option and added "I don't know how to handle daggers. So that would make no sense to be honest." He turned the arrow around and put his finger on the top of it. That was sharp... However that shaft would probably be too fragile for the thing to be used as a melee weapon for long.
It seems the list isn't entirely up to date, as with me it's only one gargoyle until we have three of them.
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