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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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@Ellion Yes, weekends are free time for me (if there aren't any additional tasks to be done). I'm working on my masterthesis in collaboration with a company.
Well, my day is 2/3 over. I'm trying to relax a bit before my weekend is gone completely.

Btw.: Having to look down all the time can be a nasty thing, too. And being that tall probably does bring Andri's skeleton and some other organs closer to the human design limits (just think of all that weight alone), that's why he was/is rather unsuccessful in 'conventional' style of combat.
Am I missing something or are some heights not specified in the character sheets ?
Good morning/afternoon!
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I've prepared a draft:

Name: Harald
Age: 22
Year: 1st
Gender: Male
Species: Splice (lion,bird)
Physical Description:


In Depth Physical Description: His shoulder height is about four feet, his head-body length excluding the tail (ignore the thing attached to it) is somewhere between seven and eight feet. The human left in him still allows him to walk on two legs, but he prefers doing it with all four since it spreads his weight better and doesn't make him that tall. The crossing with a summer tanager granted him feathered wings. It'll require a lot of training and maintaining his very muscular and lean build for them to actually lift him off the ground - he can only glide at the moment. The flamboyant reddish skin colour also comes from the bird part in him. The scientists that fitted him with all this foreign DNA never truly found out where this huge, weird, antlers-like structure on his head comes from. Harald is one of the 'earlier models' that escaped, so its most likely that just something went terribly wrong. The horny substance his claws consist of started to grow at other places it shouldn't as well.

Personality: There is a big cat in him, so he likes to do what cats like to do: Slumping on the ground and enjoy the warmth coming from the sun in the partial shade for most of the day, preying on animals (including bigger ones), see if there's anything to tidy up on himself and roar. Asides from that, the human in him is curious, friendly and powerful enough to suppress those wild instincts if it is required for the most part.

Hobbies: Hunting, climbing, flying, nosing around, relax somewhere outside.
Familiar: none
Extra: -
Granted, you get bubbles. They spawn directly underneath you the next time you go swimming anywhere deep enough for you to drown if you loose buoyancy.

I wish for a clone of mine that behaves as I do but is totally obedient to me so I can stop him behaving like me whenever I want it.
Granted. However, as you are now in posession of all the money in the world, there's no money left for the economy. Some weeks later you realize that you can't eat money, but there's noone left who can make agriculture. You starve to death and your body is never to be found as it is buried under a rusting, rotting heap of... money.

I wish for being able to arbitrarily delay or antedate my need to sleep.
For a moment, Kostya was just too baffled for answering properly. But then it degenerated into a little tirade: "Oh yes, flowers! Oh no, don't worry. I can still buy myself some flowers even if I'm dead. Or why not just rip them out of the ground as I'm already lying underneath them, rotting away in a slow pace? Or...cut them ?" He presented the blade he had freed from the tree. "You're looking for this, perhaps ? And I've got a bigger hammer for you, too!" The slightly enraged man pointed towards that bulk of copper on his back. "Perhaps your craftsmanship would become even better if you used that one ? And if it should happen that you break your back one day... don't worry. I'll buy you some flowers then." He pressed the side face of the blade's handle onto Albins chest, pushing it from the other side. "Take it. And please warn everybody before you demonstrate your amazing skills the next time, ok ? It could save lives."
Then the only choice left for me appears to be waiting for the big hunt and hope that another attempt of introducing my character will be more successful, or have any noticeable success at all :/
@Fetzen What are good 'blocks' of time we could reasonably expect you to be available during?


Basically every day from around 11am to 3-4pm MST if I convert this correctly. On weekends I'm off duty and can start shifting a bit, so the range is probably 22pm to 2pm the next day MST.

So most likely not much to go on :(

edit: If you want, I can leave this so not to hold you up...
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