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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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@Fetzen If you don't mind me asking what is your timezone precisely? Perhaps you could fine some people who can meet your schedule and 'partner up' so to speak?


Yep it's GMT+1+DST or, to put it in other words, UTC+2, so it's 6:31am for me atm.
I really don't want to take anyone the collabs away, I'm just attempting to fit my character into all of this with the (apparently very limited) capabilities I have.

@Ellion Probably returning at around 6p.m. (local time) as I've to visit a doctor after work today.
I'm getting the feeling that it could've been a bad idea of mine to join this and that all the work I put into my character's creation could be in vain. I'm stuck at almost the other end of the world with a phase shift of 120+ degrees. Given the fact that most of the posts of the last two pages of IC are collabs, what are my options:

  • Participate in collabs and probably annoy everyone on the long run because my 'ping' so to speak is about 8 hours (except perhaps for some rather tiny timeslots in the early morning or the late evening or during the weekends where I can jetlag my life on purpose)
  • Stick to conventional posting as far as possible. Whilst this would not impede progress in your collabs, I couldn't participate in much.

I had no idea that the timezone distribution would be so extreme in both its size and its effectiveness. Right now my frustration level feels like a space shuttle and I don't know what to do best. Does anybody have any ideas on what might be a possible solution or at least the best option to choose ?
Wow. That wolf... he hadn't seen that coming. Luckily for them that the warrior seemed to be way quicker with his situational awareness than he was - and that there was a lot less aggression in the beast's behaviour than in its appearance.

Kostya totally agreed with Eadric's words, but he didn't intend to do this anywhere else than in his mind alone at the moment as he got the feeling that this could annoy Meretrix. And Lucanas had just offered him to do some sparring, something he definitely needed... "I'd be happy to do so." the serf answered the warrior.

Now, there was one last thing to do. A very important thing though...
Kostya loosened the blade from the tree, turned around and headed for Albin. His voice was calm, but filled with tension.
"What would you've done if this thing had hit me ?"
[@Aeandir]@urukhai@Ellion
So if anybody wants to participate (hope I've set it up correctly):

https://titanpad.com/PHN9h9mOSt
I'm gonna be at work for the next 8 hours, but then I'll see if I can get something started (never used Titanpad before...).
To be honest, I'm feeling a bit run over at the moment.

I was waiting for @Aerandir to continue the convo Bobby started, then Yuri joined in, and now everything of it seems to have... dissolved into collabs I couldn't participate in because it was started and finished over night (for me).

So I'm gonna ask the question I had planned to ask anyway: Does anybody want to collab with my character ?
Soo good night folks :) In my timezone, it's time to go to bed. (sadly...)
@TheUnknowable"I came with the last ship, the one that arrived today. I was curious about this new continent, so I joined the forces." The revenant took the axe, gripping its shaft firmly with his large hands. "So, Zim and Zam, I'm Agmundr." He introduced himself to the Orcs just in case they had not been able to hear it the first time.

"So... shall we head out immediately ?" He moved his head in a suggestive way. Agmundr didn't speak it out loudly, but he would really appreciate it if the forest was done before his less well-mannered 'colleagues' had their day.
'been a long day full of differential equations and other modeling topics for me. I'm a bit tired, but the post is up :)
@Aerandir @urukhai
One thing became apparent very quickly: There were things going on in this village. It was the first time Andri saw how someone badly hurt was carried into the backroom of a tavern with all the guests being able to see it happen. Oh he would have loved it to lurk to that door and do some eavesdropping, but... He had to admit that he was the rookie here, so it would be better for him not to get caught on something like this. On the other hand: These two women made such a course of action entirely unnecessary, as it really wasn't difficult to comprehend that there was a bit of a dispute going on between them. However the assassin couldn't find out what it was all about as he lacked the necessary knowledge or suspicions. There was a man with bad injuries in the backroom, most likely recieving initial treatment. This implied that something had gone badly wrong, and the ongoing dispute indicated that there was even more going the wrong way as he conceived it as pretty inadequate for the given situation. However it wasn't his job to intervene. Two men seemed to attempt just that already. Andri focused his attention back to the mug in front of him and took some sips. Thinking about what to eat, he was interrupted.

"Erm... hello. I'm just trying to relax a bit and fill up my stomach." He sounded diffident, if not even shy. He let Bobby inspect him without resistance - he was just too accustomed to it as most people did it. That man most likely was a hunter, otherwise he wouldn't have accompanied that other guy into the backroom. "My name's Andri. Andri Hymir. I've arrived two days ago and I'm trying to settle in. What happened ?" He noticed Yuri out of the corner of his eye and paused his words until Bobby turned back his attention towards him. Perhaps he would join them.
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