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25 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@FallenTrinity
Harald took in another breath of what he thought would be fresh, clear air as he had gotten used to at this place. However - it wasn't. Was that tobacco or something else ? He couldn't clearly identify it, but for the moment he just assumed that it would most likely be tobacco. How the hell could those humans who designated themselves as 'ordinary' just do that and kill their own lungs by smoking ? On the other hand... they also called a bunch of madmen basically doing nothing else than breeding ill-fated creatures like himself honorable 'scientists'! Hopefully it wasn't a bushfire that had started without him noticing and that would ruin all of this...

Harald was a bit annoyed as he had to cancel his rest in order to see if there was anything wrong going on. Sluggishly he pushed his body back onto his feet - all four of them - and got moving. The huge labyrinth of horns growing out of his head pushed leaves and small bushes aside, causing a quite audible noise. It didn't take long for him to spot the origin of the smoke, but he didn't approach Sulleykaar right away. Instead, he sat down like cats did when they were studying things from a fixed position.
You wanna know what the first thing was that came into my mind when I read the creature's description ?

A zerg Ultralisk from StarCraft! :D

Where did the batteries of the remote control of my battlecruiser go... Oh damnit. I've put them into the remote control of my TV XD
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@FallenTrinity
Just asking before I do anything wrong: Is that new scent you're describing Harald's ?
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
This big stone really was a delight... Harald hadn't been around this area for long, but this place was one of the first ones he had made a mental note of. The material absorbed the energy coming from the sun and only heated up gently, but when the environment started cooling down again, it just continued to supply warmth for a long time. That's why Harald had placed his massive body right on top of it with his belly flat to the surface. His head was resting on his left paw and his tail was keeping watch so that no annoying insect would have enough time to land and start drinking his blood.

From time to time he opened his eyes and squinted. There was something nearby that looked like a well-worn path, but his resting place rather was a bit into the wilderness. Pretty much like a small cat would do, he used his claws to carefully comb his mane and polished his teeth using his own tongue. His wings were folded together, he currently didn't need them to collect more of that beautiful sunlight. Holding them up into a breeze of fresh air was a nice thing however.

He had lost track of time a bit. How long had it been since he had settled down here ? Must've been hours... He didn't care as long as he didn't get hungry again. And if that happened... well... the hunting grounds weren't that far away.
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Granted. You totally fail to comprehend how your creations interact with and influence the complex ecological system on Earth and within weeks the only thing you do is to attempt repairing the damage you created, thereby just causing even more damage.

I wish to be the first who completes a true and correct theory of everything.
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Aspen Wren@FallenTrinity
I've added/edited a picture of his face/head when he has transformed it into the CS. Perhaps imagine it with a strong reddish stain on his skin.
Morning everyone. Or good evening I should say.

Just caught up on the collab and perhaps gonna add something when i have my work break.
In --- 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I have to admit that he's a bit of an experiment. @Aphelion

So is he accepted ?
Did Titanpad break down or am I the only one who got a routing problem to it ?
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