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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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Eating... Vaughtar sensed that he could be in danger of embarrassing himself when they would go eating. The problem was not that he couldn't eat, the problem he was afraid of was that, according to his experiences on Munimis, he had a tendency to eat more than the human beings around him approved of once he had warmed up. And it was consensus that his table manners were somewhere between strange and dreadful. His claws had not been designed to hold a fork, a spoon or a knife, but to impale things and slice them.

For now, trying to keep his worries below radar level, the gargoyle sat down again on the crate. Hopefully there was nothing valuable or otherwise important in there, because it was noticeably deformed by now.

'There ?' Vata likely hadn't directly intended it, but this single and seemlingly unimportant word was raising Vaughtar's hopes instantaneously. If he was talking about a 'there' and if he was talking about complaining about the cold, it could only mean that he intended to return to this castle. This... submarine... yes, Winston had called in that way, was dry and fairly silent, but what he would need on the long term was true freedom. So far he had not seen a single room that would have been large enough for him to spread his wings and start flying - he just couldn't stay like that for the rest of his life. He just had to try and join this mission, but he wouldn't blurt it out.

"Erm... So you want to go back there with a team ?" he asked to everybody around.
@Eviledd1984

"You sure ? Both of us need to be rested if we want to continue this journey in an efficient manner." Madawc was indeed a bit skeptical and his voice made no secret out of that circumstance. However, if Xavier would state now that he was sure about it, he wouldn't ask again but snuggle down into his sleeping bag.
@Deserted
I could imagine that Othen has caused enough noise when waking up and getting on his way or just has thrown around enough sand with his feet to accidentally hit Rook. He's neither the quietest nor the most careful one, especially not when he's angered.


Othen Perelyn



The expedition so far had been a rather major, but also rather expectable disaster. They had made far more progress in exhausting their resources than in distance covered. Their water supplies were nearly gone, and their horses had become a series of food sources for vultures and the like. Ironically, it had been the one given to Othen that had collapsed last. He had not covered a single mile not walking on his own feet, simply because he had not dared to put his near 400 pounds of bodyweight alone on one of the poor animal's backs, given the circumstances. So it had had more rest than the others. What Othen was hoping was that, at least, the carcasses were aligned in a straight line and not in a circle...

He had not built up a real tent, but a drastically simplified variant that consisted of just two poles holding two corners of a plane whilst the other two corners were on the ground weighted with stones. Beneath that he was sleeping, or, to be more precise, he had been sleeping. Emmett's light footsteps had not been enough to wake him, nor had it been Floure performing her strange ritual. Grace's rant towards Emmett however had made it across the critical threshold - and he really would have liked to return the favor with even more loudness, right from his tent. But there were things to be considered: The fire had diminished into a fading smoulder, so the argument of it revealing their position to everyone was no more. He wouldn't trap himself by going the extra mile on what he thought himself of being a bad idea to do, so he left his place, guided through the darkness by the voices reaching his ears.

When he reached the scene, his now adapted eyes gave him confirmation of what he had already been afraid of when he had woken up. As much as Othen would have construed a natural event causing this nightly gathering as a pleasant variety of the daily routine - a dead tree surrounded by nothing but sand in the midst of the Badlands just couldn't be that. So he turned his attention towards the more likely cause - Emmett. The boy had just given him a near perfect fit occasion with his 'No maybe you’re going to give me a good thrashing so I can learn my lesson?'. Othen didn't know what the fuss was all about, but hearing Emmett speaking in the tone he did right now was enough reason to firmly believe that he was the ultimate cause for this deprivation of sleep.

He pushed himself by the two ladies and did not stop his approach until Rook's nephew was in range of his massive hand. He grabbed the boy at the upper arm and turned him around. The next step on the escalation ladder would be lifting him off the ground so he could shout at his face from even closer. "Emmett ? What have you done now ? Why am I not allowed to sleep tonight ? Hm ? I could give you a 'good thrashing' if you would like."
@Eviledd1984

"Well... that doesn't work on me." he said smiling. "I prefer not intimidating enemies by appearance, but by my actions alone." He didn't carry this out as a critique, but a simple statement. "Have you planned for anyone of us standing guard or do you believe that won't be necessary ?" Their horses could be stolen, or their other posessions, or they themselves could become victims of an attack... That were some of the thoughts Madawc had in his mind when asking this.
Made my way through the most recent collabs.

Btw. Sorry Mei for what I've written yesterday, but when I read this I felt pretty much 'what-the-f***ed' initially.
It's totally dependend on decisions Andri is not the one to make I think.

edit: @SunsetRoses I'm on the pad now if you want.
@Fetzen

I wouldn't say dead, possibly just inched over until the Hunter collab is done. Then Andri gets inspired and leaves to go to the castle.


If the hunters don't decide to expell him from their community for a wormy reason anyway :) He's basically between the two worlds now and I'm questioning myself which side he should follow: Hunters, witches... or become a lonely one-man-armyfreak who appears here and there and does what only he thinks is best ?

@Fetzen

You and @agentmanatee should catch up together. Also, the hunters are going to have a big get together collab thing (Aer is planning that) so you should probably move Andri over there.


Andri can't be at the Castle and in Witches' Paradise at the same time, so the collab is dead ?
@Fetzen

The whole Dragon Knight initiation stuff, plus a bit of Lorebeth stuff that happened.


It makes me feel sick how terribly I feel to have lost track :(
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