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24 days ago
Current People are torn apart in the status bar ? Not me. I am heavier than iron, splitting me apart will release dangerous levels of energy.
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1 mo ago
I got money, I'll just buy the whole prison including all inmates from the state, but not before placing a bet on the financial markets that crime rate will massively increase very soon and suddenly.
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3 mos ago
Colleagues told me I'd look like a viking. I'm not sure whether that's a compliment, a warning, something derogative or all of these things.
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3 mos ago
I'd change the name from 'President' to 'Presidentist' to troll the nation. If a press conference is too noisy, I let a piece of chalk screech on an old whiteboard in front of the microphone.
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6 mos ago
Why doesn't the US government order the invasion of their own country, North America got plenty of natural resources, too! *looks at ICE and national guard activities* Oh wait, they already are...
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

@Fetzen

Fetz, we will have to edit our collab quite a bit. Maybe even start over, I don't know yet. So whenever you would like to, we can get started.


I have no idea what's going on, but...
I'll likely have time tonight in a few hours (local time), so that should fit in today.
@Fetzen you live in Germany, right?


Yep. Southern Germany.
@Eviledd1984

Madawc stared at the mute. Bones ? Did he really write bones ? He looked back at the parchment. It didn't just say that, it also added of villagers. The demon-man was very blunt: "So you're a body-stripper ?" Then he laughed. "Who would have thought of that... Not me, that's for sure." He turned his eyes towards his noticeable fat stores, briefly, then back to Xavier. "Well.. you would have to remove something to get access to my bones... but... does this actually improve the armor's properties in any way or is it just for visual impression ?"


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Shagranoz and Fetzen shat on my Civil War arc. Blame them, not me.

If you're so disappointed about the fact that we have discovered and 'exploited' a critical soft spot why did you allow the diplomatic effort to take place in the first place ? Now I'm publicly put in the pillory for something I really can't feel entirely responsible.
@Aerandir
I must admit that I've lost track a bit of what is going on as there are two collabs involving Andri waiting to be released when the time is right or to be finished while events had made it very difficult for me to be on at the right times. According to what's currently posted IC, he's back at Seren's Folley, but the pending collabs will take him away from there from the next day onwards (until Khan runs out of his supply of smut fuel and poofs him back there in desparation).


Hirsch and Vaughtar sparring with each other ? This will be fun! :)
@Eviledd1984

Madawc hat to grin like a Cheshire cat. "So your less than a half of me." he replied. Then he grabbed some of his own bread and water and started nibbling at it. "That makes you faster, doesn't it ?" he added before stoking up the fire, thinking about if they had gathered enough wood to burn. It got colder and colder. Having finished that and having consumed his ration for today's evening, he addressed the mute again: "Tell me... where exactly did you get your armor from ? It's highly unusual. Actually I've never seen something like this before."
@Eviledd1984
Madawc looked down at himself, seeing the chubby mass that was weighing on him and poking into it with his index finger. "Yeah, I know... I've become fat a bit. I'm eating too much, but the demon is driving me I believe. He doesn't care and neither do I very much. However sometimes it can be advantageous to be bloody heavy, something you likely will not profit from for a long time to come." the man teased back. "What do you weigh ?"
Hirsch can go watch a certain cartoon with Vaughtar, or play a game with him, or... what else could they do together ? Give me ideas :)
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